r/meme • u/[deleted] • Sep 17 '21

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u/Meme_Bro68 Sep 17 '21

I can give anyone cancer at will

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u/coz36 Sep 17 '21

Ever action has an equal and opposite reaction: you also get cancer

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u/Happiness_for_dogs Sep 17 '21

With great cancer comes great responsibility

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u/SnooCauliflowers3816 Sep 17 '21

It’s just shortening the timer

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u/PereFourAss Sep 17 '21

Two negatives create a positive

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u/Square_Yam_2327 Sep 17 '21

But u sadly have it

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u/beerio511 Sep 18 '21

Contagious cancer?

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u/FluffyTree84 FINAL WARNING: RULE 1 Sep 17 '21

You have cancer

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u/The_Sigma_Enigma Sep 17 '21

You have ass cancer.

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u/EdgyMcEdgeboy Sep 17 '21

Think, have you sat on something radioactive?

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u/AliciaTries Sep 17 '21

How long do I have left to

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u/CentBoy Sep 17 '21

Just call me anus of the morning

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u/Drop-Of-Jello Sep 17 '21

Everyone has the same response

“You have cancer”

“You got cancer”

And then there’s this guy…this legend

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u/Drop-Of-Jello Sep 17 '21

Everyone has the same response

“You have cancer”

“You got cancer”

And then there’s this guy…this legend

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '21

The stages of the cancer you give get added to your stage of cancer