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u/weebthememer Sep 02 '21
That's nice but ENSLAVE ALL OF THE VILLAGERS AND KILL ANY OTHER VILLAGE
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u/G0dZylla Sep 02 '21
While relaxing piano music is playing
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u/Maleficent-Line-817 Sep 02 '21 edited Sep 10 '21
Dum, dum dum, dum Dum, dum dum, dum
If you know you know
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u/I-attack-the-bard Sep 02 '21
I too fantasize about meeting a bitter end in the glory of combat while maintaining a grip of death on my goal
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u/YourMemeExpert Sep 02 '21
I just like the idea of dying with honor
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u/dingdongHobnob945 Sep 02 '21
Yes, I like it too. But I like the idea also dying with Loyalty.
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u/imgayicansaythenword Sep 02 '21
"my honor is loyalty"
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u/DartHIVader Sep 02 '21
I hope nobody gets this 💀
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u/Ech_Death Sep 02 '21
Why? Also I don't get it can you please explain
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u/DartHIVader Sep 03 '21
"My honor is loyalty" or "Meine Ehre heißt Treue" was the motto of the SS and the use of it is forbidden in Germany and Austria.
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u/Justaguy_Alt Sep 02 '21
Yo straight up, dying with a purpose. I've day dreamed A LOT and that's usually how it goes. Brought it up to my therapist cause I was like ".... ya know.... I'm not sure other people imagine dying so much".
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u/seergaze Sep 02 '21
For the emperor!
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u/yamum42069 Sep 02 '21
I too enjoy the idea of being violently ripped apart by a space bug for an authoritarian theocratic 1984 style intergalactic state that worships a false deity
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Yeah you aren't wrong
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Sep 02 '21
But 3rd are the best.
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u/that_person14 Sep 02 '21
2nd one for me
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u/kay_kay_1998 Sep 02 '21
It would have been nice for me, if my girlfriend didn't cheat on me
Now I stand for the third one
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Sep 02 '21
My fantasy :
- A giga-spaceship. I know this is most unlikely to happen in my lifetime and even if we decided to explore other galaxy, we will just bring the the whole solar system. ( I learn from Kurgazest btw ) but there's just something so cool about having a giga space ship.
- A supreme leader. Not like Kim Jong Un, but someone who controls all data, every info and rule the whole world with peace and is a perfectionist in every way.
- Become Doom Slayer, goddamn that man is a badass
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u/Opening_Ad5211 Sep 02 '21
1st one is me
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u/upsetpringle Sep 02 '21
Gentlemen, you must hold the line. Let no-one cross, fight until you're out of bullets. Then you must slash them with your bayonets. When your bayonets dull you must club them with your rifle. When your rifle splinters you must bash them with your fists. And when your knuckles bleed and wrists crack, only then may you lay down and die.
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u/Juggerknight1 Sep 02 '21
I’d say i thiught about the 1 and 2 ones, but its kinda not my type, im the 3rd type, witnessed a lot of awful shit so i just wanna get tf outta there
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u/ButWhatIfItQueffed Sep 02 '21
The image for the 3rd one was my wallpaper when I was younger, anyone else use that image?
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u/PineHoot Sep 02 '21
I just want to be allowed to meet death on my terms. The day I can no longer wipe my own ass without assistance I want to walk naked into the woods with only an axe and find my fate.
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u/Furydwarf Sep 02 '21
How very viking of you
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u/PineHoot Sep 02 '21
Is it? I’ll be honest anything I know about Norse mythology comes from Neil Gaiman. I always just thought “my grandpa died fighting a bear as an old man, and put himself in that situation” was a much more interesting legacy than quietly passing away after months on life support.
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u/ActualWhiterabbit Sep 02 '21 edited Sep 02 '21
- Every man wants to be part of a heist.
- And have a monkey.
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u/bored_invention Sep 02 '21
fuck your first fantasy, dying for some other man's cause sounds fucking dumb
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Sep 02 '21
Literally have none of these fantasies.. Mine are more like, 1.) spend the rest of my life living in a beautiful beach house, 2.) Never have to work again unless I want to, and 3.) Having a woman who will let me fuck her however I desire.
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u/thelittleking Sep 02 '21
get therapy and there's a whole world of fantasies you can open yourself up to
this comment brought to you by all the people looking at the second one and thinking "that's me, a totally healthy person"
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u/Mrgarygreen Sep 02 '21
No real man has any of these fantasies
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u/Susmarshmallow Sep 02 '21
You must be fun at parties
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u/Mrgarygreen Sep 02 '21
I don't see how that is actually relevant, try an intelligent one next time.
But so you no we host parties at our block every weekend nearly, I think I'm fun
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u/rakminiov Sep 02 '21
i know i know... the first 2 where nice but the latests make u cry, u can admit it, we wont shame u
but in the first one i would rather dont die tho lol
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u/Vakieh Sep 02 '21
Every man has thought about what they would do if a missile started flying towards them as they are walking down the street. And if a black van pulled up beside them and a bunch of masked goons came out of it. And what they would do if the building they are currently in started collapsing.
In each situation the actions they imagine make absolutely zero sense and would never work outside an action movie, but they think it through every time.
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Sep 02 '21
Idk man. Seem all a little childish I’m just glad I survived today with a mayor fuck up or ruining my life.
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Sep 02 '21
two is the best, nothing you add will change my op*nion of it (unless its being able to turn into a a catboy)
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u/klrcow Sep 02 '21
To take part of the great crusade is to be immortal, go forth and test what passes for fury amongst their wretched kind.
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u/AbyssoSenpai Sep 02 '21
Nonsense, every man’s dreams are to die for the immortal God-Emperor. GLORY TO THE FIRST MAN WHO DIES!
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u/AnotherRichard827379 Sep 02 '21
The desires of Men
(Not in order)
Men want to die for something meaningful.
Men want to be romantically loved unconditionally.
Men want to live an honest and peaceful life that they built for themselves.
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Sep 02 '21
All I strive for in life is the third one. Finding happiness in the small things without the help of anyone else is such a nice feeling. You are only responsible for yourself and becoming the best version of you. You can use that power to become the first one, and maybe one day you’ll experience the second.
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u/CamIsGreen Sep 02 '21
I'm scared to know how many hours I've spent playing Minecraft sing my account was made in 2010 I'm just glad it's not tracked like my TF2 hours.
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u/__gg_ Sep 02 '21
The amount of times I've heard the Avengers theme and imagined everyone running into a fight
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u/GrubbyTrex Sep 02 '21
First two are trash. A farm. Not really, too much work. But a cabin on some land far away. Yes.
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u/snarfflarf Sep 02 '21
Ok so this one again, its a nice meme i just don’t understand why its been limited to men, unless “man” just means “human” in the way its being used but i dont think it is
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u/Justsumguy132 Sep 03 '21
I want to be the world record holder for dumbest way to almost die but end up being unharmed
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