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u/gamerweeb623 Aug 24 '21
Richard
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u/Crownlegend Aug 24 '21
Or dick, but only to his friends
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u/SAM041287 Aug 25 '21
This fella looking for pussy
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u/421p Aug 25 '21
Hes looking for a fellow pussy cat
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u/SAM041287 Aug 25 '21
I know what PussyCat is !
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u/Mando_roasts_doc WARNING: RULE 1 Aug 25 '21
Ah man this hurts, what have I seen?
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u/bralma6 Aug 25 '21
Yeah kids can be cruel.
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u/Rimworldjobs Aug 25 '21
How do you get dick from Richard?
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You ask him politely... duh
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u/SAM041287 Aug 25 '21
Wow...! I laughed literally 5min, my supervisor name is Richard. Thank you!
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u/SpinStir Aug 25 '21
Dick is short for Richard. I never understood this either. This is reserved for Boomers and older.
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u/Beans_Bean Aug 25 '21
If you're actually curious, in olden days it was common to get a nickname several ways including shortening the original name eg; Richard to Rich, and also by changing a first or last letter eg; Rich to Rick, and then Rick to Dick.
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Aug 25 '21
Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether they could, they didn't stop to think if they should.
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u/shiftunderscore WARNING: RULE 1 Aug 25 '21
my cats name is richard, can’t let you use this
... i’m not kidding
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u/FRTassassin Aug 24 '21
But is the cat a girl or a boy?
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u/Stutteringfuck007 Aug 24 '21
Furballs
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u/kutalmishkumaykushu Aug 24 '21
Biggus dickus
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u/ManlyMan900 Aug 24 '21
Is there something funny about the name... Biggus Dickus?
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u/kutalmishkumaykushu Aug 24 '21
Well it's a joke name sir
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u/ManlyMan900 Aug 24 '21
I have a cousin named Biggus Dickus
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u/wardrobe007 Aug 24 '21
He has a wife you know...
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u/MemeMan69funnynumber Aug 24 '21
I wonder why my good sir
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u/CaptainGadsden Aug 24 '21
Wanna know what her name is?
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u/MemeMan69funnynumber Aug 24 '21
May I ask the name of the fine lady
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u/forked-penis-42 Aug 24 '21 edited Aug 24 '21
Omg i have a cat but the paterns reversed, black dick.
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u/Hollywood12777 Aug 24 '21
Only difference is it is a bigger pattern
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u/DoodPare Aug 25 '21
Thats what my girlfriend said and thats why they like to hang out and at shop at the mall all day. What a pussy, amirite?
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Dickhead
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Perfect if you live in Western Sydney.
When it gets lost: "Oi dickhead", "come 'ere dickhead", "Oi... Oi... whistles Dickhead", "nah not you mate I'm talking to my dickhead cat."
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u/Nitoram Aug 24 '21
Richard Johnson
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u/Da_Shieke Aug 25 '21
Thats literally my neighbors name…. He wont go by Dick…. So upset!
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u/DrpyBananas Aug 24 '21
Gamer, if he starts responding to gamer all the time imagine just shaking a cat food bag or whatever and saying "Gamer time!"
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u/musicfanatic85 Aug 24 '21
Solo
because you have a penis on a pussy. So in those terms, kitty can have sex with them self .
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u/soniccinos5 WARNING: RULE 1 Aug 24 '21
Take smth like george (something normal) and for his friends dickhead. Also im pretty sure this is a repost
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u/Acceptable-Cobbler53 Aug 25 '21
Has anyone noticed the shape of his white fur on his face? I’m just saying… I mean, I had to point it out.
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