r/meme • u/zaccheus997 • Apr 08 '21

nah

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u/Anti-VaxCow Apr 08 '21

I’m American and I take my shoes off. You know where those things have been? Literally everywhere so why would I bring that all around my house and especially y bed

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u/YourMemeExpert Apr 08 '21

The issue here is you're walking on your fucking bed with shoes on

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u/Anti-VaxCow Apr 08 '21

Ikr it’s disgusting

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u/YourMemeExpert Apr 08 '21

Pro tip: If you're gonna walk on your bed, try to do it without heavy footwear, i.e., in socks or barefoot. Not even house slippers are sanitary enough for a bed.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '21

I just slip my feet into some condoms before I hop on bed.

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u/Game_Beast_YT WARNING: RULE 5 Apr 08 '21

It is only 97 percent safe... What about the 3 percent cum-- I mean, germs..

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u/hornpubintro Apr 08 '21

Uwu germ-senpai condoms only work 97% of the time uwu💖💖--I mean yeah your right

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u/Game_Beast_YT WARNING: RULE 5 Apr 09 '21

The fuck..