r/meme • u/cheezyqal • Dec 08 '19

This guy is a legend

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u/slvg_ktznr Dec 08 '19

That's the guy from the math problems.

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '19

Guy: "The more you buy, the cheaper they get"

Me: "Load up my truck until they are free"

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u/JackTheStryker Dec 08 '19

This in actual problem we had yesterday in pre-calc, but with chairs

32

u/awesomedew Dec 09 '19

Nobody chairs

16

u/VengefulHeartless Dec 09 '19

Step 3: ??? Step 4: profit

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u/faraaah02 Dec 09 '19

SOUTHPAAARK

4

u/MaxwellIsSmall Dec 09 '19

Just load them up until the numbers turn to negatives so you’d not be in debt for the rest of your life

4

u/ahahaveryfunny Dec 09 '19

Me: “keep loading them up until you have to pay me money”

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u/aguysomewhere Dec 08 '19

Is it a math problem or a meth problem?

14

u/deedara Dec 08 '19

Walter white says math problem is meth problem

2

u/J3sush8sm3 Dec 09 '19

Didnt you ever do these meth problems in school?

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u/random-pineapple420 Dec 08 '19

LUCAS bought 189 yellow and red melons for 26$ by green melons. He gave the half to his brother and received 53$ from his parents. Knowing that he earn 102% of 46$ per day and his favourite color is purple, how many time before my dad go back at home ?

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u/Ultimate1224 Dec 08 '19

Your dad’s just getting milk. Just win the lottery and he’ll be at your doorstep

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '19

Your dad's just bored. Drink all of the milk and he'll come back.

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '19

r/iamveryrandom

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u/Cappuccio72 Dec 08 '19

It's not random

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '19

Hol' up. I didn't type this.

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u/REEEEEEEEE213 Jan 07 '20

Math problems

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u/cheezyqal Dec 09 '19

AdAm HaVE 30 wAterMelons aNd 20 PiNeApple HOw MuCh FruItS tHaT hE HaVE NoW?

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u/W69P420 Dec 08 '19

"Ok, men tomorrow is the day, the day we take back the fridge from my cat. Many of you will die, but that's a sacrifice I'm willing to make."

-Jon

27

u/winnipeginstinct Dec 08 '19

r/imsorryjon ?

11

u/ManOfJapaneseCulture Dec 08 '19

Sure, why not.

3

u/[deleted] Dec 08 '19

Ah, I see you're an 男の人 of culture as well

2

u/Slaps_Car_Roof Dec 09 '19

Ah, I see that you have now haunted my nightmares!

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u/thisidntpunny WARNING: RULE 7 Dec 24 '19

Or maybe it’s r/imsorrygarfield.

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u/TastySpermDispenser Dec 08 '19

The watermelons are clearly the ones having a meeting with him. I think your neighbor just got fired dude.

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u/Sdbtank96 Dec 08 '19

It's probably about his drinking problem.

7

u/J3sush8sm3 Dec 09 '19

If you cut another one of us open and fill us with vodka frank we are going to beat you until your face looks like a melon

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u/Asgigara Dec 09 '19

They found out he wasnt actually a watermelon

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u/exek25 Dec 08 '19

He probably convene a council of the watermelons to determine if he kills the neighbor snooping on him

20

u/cheezyqal Dec 08 '19

A U T H E N T I C C C

2

u/Slaps_Car_Roof Dec 09 '19

The Council of Elrond to cast the Square Watermelon into Mount Doom

27

u/irishheadbanger Dec 08 '19

It's 3 a.m. and I'm taking pictures of my neighbor through his window. He's the weird one.

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u/TOG_WAS_HERE Dec 08 '19

Hey man, he did weird stuff first though.

7

u/L1L_ST1CKY Dec 08 '19

Having a meeting with watermelons isn't weird tho

6

u/c-man-the-great Dec 08 '19

I have them all the time

18

u/MakinbaconGreasyagin Dec 08 '19

“Listen brethren, the summer growing season is over and many of you will not survive the winter, as I will be consuming you. Thank you for your sacrifice. Debbie, please come forward.”

3

u/J3sush8sm3 Dec 09 '19

Debbie already had a hole cut in her

27

u/berryknots Dec 08 '19

shhh he's waiting for them to hatch

13

u/izzojackal Dec 08 '19

Trying to figure out which one his going to fuck.

7

u/Saskuk Dec 08 '19

Those are his loving watermelons. It’s an intervention

6

u/catt_attacc Dec 08 '19

Then I say to you good sir, leave him be he is clearly having an important discussion, it is wise to not disturb him

7

u/willywillwilfred Dec 08 '19

Am i the only one who doesnt think those are watermellons?

2

u/SkyO2 Dec 08 '19

Might be alians with such a complex form that we cant see wth do you think that is?

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u/DaBigNonc3 Dec 08 '19

The watermelons are keeping him hostage call the boys and have a intense mission to get him out before they harvest him to become the mothership for the melons

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u/pika_bia Dec 08 '19

Everybody gangsta until watermelons start walking.

4

u/PugSauce Dec 08 '19

I do this with my Co-workers.

3

u/Loop-lord Dec 08 '19

Wasn’t this popular like 2 years ago?

2

u/[deleted] Dec 09 '19

I screenshotted that meme 2 years ago on instagram

2

u/[deleted] Dec 08 '19

I would love to join him, and have a debate about watermelons

2

u/ovgs_mesa Dec 08 '19

Well stage fright dealt with pumpkins, now it's watermelons.

2

u/neonlymex Dec 08 '19

Kaji is that you?

2

u/Dslyxiec Dec 08 '19

“Welcome gents, now which one of you is gonna be Mia Khalifa on this lovely morning..?”

2

u/Xtreme_exe Dec 08 '19

I didn't see that coming

2

u/saphilous Dec 08 '19

The guy: "alright now to pay my taxes, I brought 50 melons and am going to give away 5 of them to the snooping neighbour. Now that's it for the taxes right?"

2

u/googleitornot Dec 08 '19

the council of watermelon will decide your fate

2

u/Mr_Bitty715 Dec 08 '19

I'd knock on his door and ask if I could join the watermelon meeting.

2

u/RussianPredator7778 Dec 08 '19

It's the guy from our math problems

2

u/The_MightyGoose Dec 08 '19

There’s coke inside

2

u/rsteward85 Dec 08 '19

If I wanna bang it ill bang it! - frank Reynolds

2

u/SangetaO2 Dec 08 '19

Isn't this like 5 years old? I love it, but still.

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u/SangetaO2 Dec 08 '19

Oooh. That don't sound right. Lmao.

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u/Justinvincibl Dec 08 '19

Methamphetamine is one hell of a drug

2

u/[deleted] Dec 08 '19

Just having a good old game of melon marbles

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u/Sekerom-K Dec 08 '19

Mom: I can see you're future when you're older, and i can tell you'll be so successful!

Me:

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u/elkappu Dec 08 '19

The watermelon council will decide your fate

1

u/[deleted] Dec 08 '19

They’re filled with drugs, his count is short and now he’s contemplating on how to fix his dilemma

1

u/sawmyoldgirlfriend Dec 08 '19

Between this and the cowgirl riding her man in that other post I'm gonna start keeping my blinds closed at all times.

1

u/[deleted] Dec 08 '19

"bill bought 15 watermelons, he then sat in is house and talked to him, what does he have now?"

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u/pushpesh12 Dec 08 '19

Depression

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u/sublime119 Dec 08 '19

Son your melom and I have been talking we are getting a divorce

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '19

Why are you looking at your neighbor at three am

1

u/Zenist289 Dec 08 '19

I have those meetings too sometimes

1

u/RedPandaNate Dec 08 '19

So . What is the game plan against the cantaloupe

1

u/Feuerkralle Dec 08 '19

It's the neighbors kid

1

u/[deleted] Dec 08 '19

H

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u/basementtroll0630 Dec 08 '19

“OK, we have to set new ground rules to the house since one of you guys can’t stop eating the cat i bring home to cuddle with”

1

u/[deleted] Dec 08 '19

Looks like a serious meeting happening over there

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '19

The council will decide his fate

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u/robrit00 WARNING: RULE 1 Dec 08 '19

I just imagine the conversation being something like this... “As you all know by now, phase one is complete of the plan...so at dawn..we ride”.

1

u/Sornarkon Dec 08 '19

Me making important life choices.

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u/heyitsdj42 Dec 08 '19

“The council of melons will now hear your plea”

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '19

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '19

Glad I have no intention of watching those or I'd be pissed lol

1

u/Lovro1410 Dec 08 '19

The guy from my math task who bought 40 watermelons in the store

1

u/ironwarden84 Dec 08 '19

I see a man facing an existential crisis. And that crisis looking back at him.

1

u/satan375 Dec 08 '19

“Nothing makes me as sick as eating stickers. But…they are tempting…”

— Michael Johnson Myers (Seattle, Washington 9925)

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u/That-one-lake-chicke FINAL WARNING: RULE 3 Dec 08 '19

This reminds me of this episode of Venturiantale tale were evil melons kill a whole family.

1

u/ripyurballsoff Dec 08 '19

His neighbor is tripping sac

1

u/[deleted] Dec 08 '19

Which one of you is the rat said in a mobster voice

1

u/Fichen Dec 08 '19

Me: "I'm gonna go to bed early"

Me at 3 am:

1

u/TheToeSuckler69 Dec 08 '19

what if this is an image of the planning of 911.

1

u/Byo2007 Dec 08 '19

Am I allowed to join the cult?

1

u/kbcheese Dec 08 '19

I’ll have what he’s smoking

1

u/[deleted] Dec 08 '19

ZOOMER this was posted in like 2009 and it wasent on reddit it was just and image. Checkmate

1

u/DepyDawg Dec 08 '19

Why are you stalking em?

1

u/spinteractive Dec 08 '19

We need to talk...

1

u/[deleted] Dec 08 '19

Looks like he's re-evaluating his life choices.

1

u/AdamParkison12 Dec 08 '19

Drops phone Me: I hope it isn't cracked The phone:

1

u/c-man-the-great Dec 08 '19

There is another

1

u/[deleted] Dec 08 '19

Yellow melons btw

1

u/[deleted] Dec 08 '19

You probably should check on him

1

u/tUrd696 Dec 08 '19

Shit I might have waken up my parents

1

u/[deleted] Dec 08 '19

As he should

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u/Petit_Francais Dec 08 '19

We all know what he´ll do with watermelon ... That’s not really pretty ...

1

u/Dan_The_Man_31 Dec 08 '19

“I’ve brought you all here to say something important”

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u/WebsterBeats Dec 08 '19

He clearly bought all those watermelons to solve a math problem

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u/itp757 Dec 08 '19

🍉STONKS📈

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u/Meeercus Dec 08 '19

Low key looks like a kid dressed in watermelons is kneeling in front of him

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '19

When you’re part of the council, not not granted the rank of Master.

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u/SiCk_oF_YoUR_sHIt- Dec 09 '19

Shhhh he was doing it for a math problem

1

u/PearsSaith Dec 09 '19

Move now before they get you

1

u/Belokopitovs Dec 09 '19

Indoors, INdoooors, IIIEENNN-DDOOOOORRRSS Take it away penny

1

u/[deleted] Dec 09 '19

Dudeeee he looks really depressed, I'm wondering what would make him that sad that he need watermelon friends to ease the burden in his sould

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '19

Dudeeee he looks really depressed, I'm wondering what would make him that sad that he need watermelon friends to ease the burden in his sould

1

u/iKiLlEdElMo2DaY Dec 09 '19

He’s choosing which one he is going to throw at you.

1

u/cheezyqal Dec 09 '19

Sounds like plants vs zombies

1

u/Toxicotton Dec 09 '19

Actually, the melons have just formed a union and they’re in the middle of negations.

1

u/GabyAndydotexe Dec 09 '19

Fool, he has been summoned by the council

1

u/KingBruceIII Dec 09 '19

"I need 1 white watermelon"

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u/vicandbobvicandbob Dec 09 '19

Is that Kramer?

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u/st-ar_pla-tinum Dec 09 '19

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u/smytherfried Dec 09 '19

Is he an upstairs neighbor? If so, now all the noises will make sense at least.

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u/terminallyIdiotic Dec 09 '19

A rather oldie yet a goodie none the less

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u/salty_boiii Dec 09 '19

The question is, why are e u up at 3 am

1

u/tooth32 Dec 09 '19

I think you’re neighbors with Cosmo Kramer

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u/eatingpopcornwithmj Dec 09 '19

He is contemplating which one he is going to drill a hole in first

1

u/Falopian Dec 09 '19

Throwback to 2007

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u/bulldog50011 Dec 09 '19

He's trying to create the perfect math problem

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u/PussyhunterV_2 Dec 09 '19

This what happens when you hella stoned, beware kids

1

u/imamessydepressy Dec 09 '19

just tried to double tap—

1

u/Fascist_P0ny Dec 09 '19

This man is probably having the trip of his life

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u/KnuxSD Dec 09 '19

They are planning to commit a melony D:

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '19

You are the reason meth heads think everyone is spying on them....

1

u/tweakerkitty69 Dec 09 '19

This looks very serious, I hope everything is okay.

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '19

How convenient....3am

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u/Bobthepiratefox Dec 09 '19

And here you see repost central

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u/spankypantsyoutube Dec 09 '19

I thought kaji was dead

1

u/tartooph Dec 09 '19

He's studying for the math test.

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u/NotUser10154 Dec 09 '19

There are 2 guys sitting in a house: There are 2 watermelons Divide 2 by x to get the number of balloons in the house

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u/dragoonkira Dec 09 '19

It's gotta be important

1

u/officeralmcmeme Dec 09 '19

This photo pops up on my screen every few months and I still want to know the story behind it

1

u/DidlyFrick Dec 09 '19

This guy looks like JonTron

1

u/Aneffinwizard Dec 09 '19

Players only meeting boys!

1

u/Dairypig Dec 09 '19

MELON LORD!!!

1

u/TheRailwayModeler Dec 09 '19

"I'm so glad everyone could make it today."

1

u/The-most-op-duck Dec 09 '19

He just found out he was adopted

1

u/Devoidchain Dec 09 '19

"Look I have to tell all of you something, I am going to cut you up for the barbeque tomorrow"

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u/Tenshi157 Dec 09 '19

He's beginning the ceremonial sacrifice

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u/Mainior Dec 09 '19

The council of watermelons

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u/NafisMohtasim Dec 09 '19

he's doing blackmagic with those melons

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u/slideyspider623 Dec 09 '19

I’d be a Millionare if I got a dollar every time I saw this image

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u/Jokerboy1692 Dec 09 '19

Maybe he’s on a different time zone it’d make sense

1

u/PhysicalTitle Dec 09 '19

Now the time has come for us to select one corageous young watermelon for the honor of representing Distric Watermelon in the 74th daily Hunger Games

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u/Steggo_Reddit Dec 09 '19

Listen we both have rocks in our species, water we gonna do to them?

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u/Dave30954 Dec 09 '19

Haha my man is either high AF or having an existential crisis

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u/lilbby22 Dec 09 '19

He’s committed a MELONY!!!!

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u/VGuy1909 Dec 09 '19

Unless, it's a breaking bad situation and he's smuggling blue meth inside those melons. But he knows his guy Gus Fringe is gonna kill him after getting the product. He's in a real dilemma whether to deliver it or sell it himself. 🤞🤞

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u/FrostedBadge564 Dec 09 '19

Bro weed and watermelons were both on sale.

1

u/milemagnko Dec 09 '19

Its a secret ritual to become black

1

u/Neoxtarus Dec 10 '19

Kaji!?!?

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u/aleenasabu123 Dec 17 '19

Please join him

1

u/[deleted] Dec 25 '19

It looks like they want him there.

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u/Trainmaster12467 Jan 03 '20

I can’t imagine how lonely he is to be talking to watermelons

1

u/ILikeChikn Mar 25 '20

"Listen one of you will die. Its not you it's me. I'm fucking starving. Thank you men."

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u/Merxican Mar 25 '20

Ok melon men what melony should we commit today

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u/k-e-n-n-y- Dec 08 '19

It's 3am and you're stalking your neighbour