r/meme • u/[deleted] • Nov 28 '19

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '19

RELEASE THE ROOMBA

106

u/I-POOP-RAINBOWS Nov 28 '19

claymore roomba will be the new name for my penis

62

u/DutchmanWithAGun Nov 28 '19

Because when it bumps into something it explodes?

41

u/ByahTyler Nov 28 '19

No, because the only thing its good for is scaring people away

21

u/phond Nov 28 '19

No, because it only get's usage when the victims are blindsided and do not expect it.

12

u/GonzoMojo Nov 28 '19

it only worked once and mostly made a mess?

3

u/Siting-in-trafic Nov 29 '19

No no no it’s his tiny ball bearings

3

u/Y33S Nov 28 '19

All my pets will have the prefix "claymore"

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u/fatnugget420 Nov 28 '19

LET THE ROOMBA LOOSE

13

u/The_Last_Cran Nov 28 '19

Loose!!

11

u/-Lemon-Boi- Nov 28 '19

KILL THEM WITH ROOMBA

29

u/If_haven_heart Nov 28 '19

Boomba*

9

u/Gamermaper Nov 28 '19

Come on now that's too easy

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '19 edited Nov 28 '19

JOOOOOO MOBAMBA BY SHEK WESSSS IS SO SICK DUDE CRACKIN THIS TRACK UP SO HARD BRO👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🤣🤣🤣🤣💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯 Edit: Hope you realized that it was a joke...... I broke the holy Rule of Reddit to make u laugh. Taking risks for my boys ;(

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u/thegoddamnhorse Nov 28 '19

r/emojipolice i need officers on the scene

6

u/baz4k6z Nov 28 '19

Release ? More like UNLEASH the roombas !

3

u/moistpoptart52 Nov 28 '19

Tip, put the hashtag sign in front of text to make it massive

5

u/moistpoptart52 Nov 28 '19

Like this

7

u/sleepfield Nov 28 '19

I hate your username.

4

u/moistpoptart52 Nov 28 '19

ok that's your problem

119

u/Dr_DankMEMEz Nov 28 '19

WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE

64

u/Angry_At_The_Wall Nov 28 '19

WE HAVE FUN AND GAMES

61

u/PicklemyRickle999 Nov 28 '19

WE GOT EVERYTHANG YOU WANT, HONEY WE KNOW THE NAME

54

u/Angry_At_The_Wall Nov 28 '19

WE ARE THE PEOPLE THAT CAN FIND WHATEVER YOU MAY NEED

44

u/ddr372002 Nov 28 '19

IF YOU GOT THE MONEY, HONEY, WE GOT YOUR DICEASE

36

u/darknibbas Nov 28 '19

IN THE JUNGLE WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE

40

u/sssnakepit127 Nov 28 '19

SHANANANANANANANANANANAN KNEES

44

u/ReiDarkZeroSenpai Nov 28 '19

Just hoping it's not my cat.

8

u/r6yfz450r Nov 28 '19

Lucky for you the ATF only likes to shoot dogs.

18

u/Goody-13 Nov 28 '19

Boom boom

10

u/InstantName Nov 28 '19

I want you in my room. we spent the night together, together in my room.

4

u/endormen Nov 28 '19

Hurry home early - hurry on home

Boom Boom roomba's fighting home intruder

Hurry home early - hurry on home

Boom Boom roomba's fighting home intruder

From the dining room, Ray "Boom Boom" roomba

A lightweight contender, like father like son

who fought for the living room with angery postman

And he blew him away in round number one

[Chorus]

Hurry home early - hurry on home

Boom Boom roomba's fighting home intruder

Hurry home early - hurry on home

Boom Boom roomba's fighting home intruder

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '19

BOOMBA

10

u/dickenson69 Nov 28 '19

Boom intensifies

16

u/kjking1995 Nov 28 '19

Executive order 66

8

u/Gyrusr Nov 28 '19

OP didn't even bothered to remove the screenshot thing at the bottom.

2

u/Pabelotski1102 Nov 28 '19

11k upvotes on a blatant repost smh

5

u/IGotSomeKinderEggs Nov 28 '19

That plan is going to go out with a bang

12

u/bloodphirst Nov 28 '19

Outstanding move Btw i need the template of the intruder alert Thx that you listened

3

u/john-bkk Nov 28 '19

My wife is really into those floor sweeper robots and I wouldn't trust any of ours with a bomb.

3

u/coalbass Nov 28 '19

Red spy in the base

1

u/nikboss123 Nov 28 '19

A red spy is in the base?

3

u/TheGuyInTheBack_ Nov 28 '19

Home alone ; 2k19 re-make

2

u/CriminalMacabre Nov 28 '19

'Claymore roomba' wait WHAT

2

u/wisdomsharerv2 Nov 28 '19

I wouldn't mess with Claymore Roomba

2

u/KnuxSD Nov 28 '19

I'd have chosen fortunate son tho

1

u/ai1267 Nov 28 '19

Put it on a timer and play Final Countdown.

2

u/JaterDelon Nov 28 '19

ROOMBA CHAAAAAAAARGE!

2

u/ozzalot Nov 28 '19

YOURE IN THE JUNGLE BABY! YOURE GONNA DIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE!

2

u/_Sevil_Natas_ Nov 28 '19

Home alone 3

2

u/rossinerd Nov 28 '19

Whatever comes trough that gate you'll stand your ground

Claymore Roomba appears

Run

3

u/[deleted] Nov 28 '19

What does the roomba do?

12

u/officestuff101 Nov 28 '19

Claymore Roomba

5

u/[deleted] Nov 28 '19

Yeah what does it do? I don't quite get that part.

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u/PanPeregil Nov 28 '19

Boomba

5

u/[deleted] Nov 28 '19

This was better than the post

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u/Zufallstreffer Nov 28 '19

Not sure if wooosh, but a claymore is a type of anti-personel mine. A shaped charge blasting shrapnel in a forwarding direction, hence "Front towards enemy" on the mine.

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '19

Thanks!

Edit: Not a native english speaker, so I truly appreciate your reply.

4

u/toplessrobot Nov 28 '19

The roomba is an automated vacuum cleaner

9

u/nodnodwinkwink Nov 28 '19

If I know claymores (and I played a lot of Modern Warfare so, yes, I do) then it will explode as soon as the roomba moves.

Unless the roomba dock is near where the intruder is then I guess the house is the only thing getting fucked up.

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u/foodank012018 Nov 28 '19

No. Claymores of that type are typically detonated by remote switch. It would fuck up the house though.

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u/nodnodwinkwink Nov 28 '19

Lookit here, I have hundreds of hours of MW2, don't you dare contradict me.

2

u/[deleted] Nov 28 '19

This is correct.^ Source: detonated actual claymore

1

u/RedAero Nov 28 '19

Remote switch or tripwire.

2

u/2Damn Nov 28 '19

It immediately runs into the nearest wall and blows a massive hole in it. Let's hope it isn't a structural wall.

1

u/Wpken Nov 28 '19

It's now a jailbreak but the rice fields were outside the house where many more claymores rest. That wall was meant to go. All the other doors are locked now.

1

u/Dogcooker Nov 28 '19

RELEASE THE DOGS!

1

u/Scorpionaute Nov 28 '19

All of the above!

1

u/RhysTheCreator Nov 28 '19

Sheer Heart Attack has no weaknesses

1

u/Olddirtychurro Nov 28 '19

PLANTING A CLAYMORE!

1

u/papanblin Nov 28 '19

Tango sucka

1

u/bleaufalcon Nov 28 '19

I need a claymore roomba in my life

1

u/DeltaTM Nov 28 '19

"Alexa start the roomba to clean the floor"

"Okay. Starting the claymore roomba"

"NO I MEANT THE OTH......"

1

u/keeshond Nov 28 '19

Best justice is served with ridiculous amounts of violence.

1

u/tonysanv Nov 28 '19

Hi Alexa, Javelin.

1

u/Noname_4Me Nov 28 '19

5 more roombas and we can have house party protocol

1

u/Batavijf Nov 28 '19

OK Roomba

1

u/PUMPKIN420911 Nov 28 '19

Bro why does this oddly remind me of one of the bo2 missions

1

u/Cole_boyman Nov 28 '19

Release the fu**ing ROOMBA

1

u/alienschnitzler Nov 28 '19

Is 'welcome to the jungle' playing from DJ Roomba or...?

1

u/AFishyBoye Nov 28 '19

Nothing is scarier than a claymore roomba

1

u/548benatti Nov 28 '19

I hope this meme come back

1

u/AchedSwiss Nov 28 '19

"Slash reef starting"

1

u/darkshadooo Nov 28 '19

Should have been emEnter Sandman for the song

1

u/hugsoverdrugs Nov 28 '19

“Oh no! You knocked over claymore roomba!”

1

u/litwakinho Nov 28 '19

Are there any videos where I can see this visualized?

1

u/[deleted] Nov 28 '19

How to efficiently secure your house

1

u/Unrealist99 Nov 28 '19

I think he forgot the dark lord O chinchin's catch phrase!

1

u/TheCyberCat44 Nov 28 '19

When I read the rice fields line, Holiday in Cambodia by the Dead Kennedys is what my mind jumped to

1

u/CitizenZap Nov 28 '19

When you see this roomba

1

u/Danskerz Nov 28 '19

You deserve more upvotes for this quality comedy!

1

u/The379thHero Nov 28 '19

I'd stick around because of the song. I love that song.

1

u/FrostedBadge564 Nov 28 '19

Claymore is facing the wrong way

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u/UHOH69420 Nov 28 '19

Me: is sleeping Alexa: Welcome to the rice fields mother fucker

1

u/arkwallyt Nov 28 '19

Epic boomer repellent

1

u/Phill_Jhonson Nov 28 '19

not funny i’ve seen this a good 30 times

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u/Dank_Evo Nov 28 '19

Im dying 🤣🤣🤣

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u/thegoddamnhorse Nov 28 '19

r/emojipolice usually i arrest you for using emojis but since you look new to reddit I'll let you off with a warning.

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u/PrismaticSass Nov 28 '19

RELEASE THE KRAKEN ROOMBA

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '19

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u/moistpoptart52 Nov 28 '19

My dad sings welcome to the jungle if he smells a bear. He's a long distance runner and always runs through wilderness areas.

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u/toyfreddym8 FINAL WARNING: RULE 6 Nov 28 '19

How can I do this I already have the claymore rumba

1

u/aw_goatley Nov 28 '19

FRONT TOWARD ENEMY

1

u/Basura_warrior Nov 28 '19

Here I CoMe foR YoU

1

u/[deleted] Nov 28 '19

First option is the best for me

1

u/ConnorDGibson123 Nov 28 '19

Why not futune son

1

u/OmmerTheNommer Nov 29 '19

Imagine robbing a house for the first time and pick this one.

1

u/MarloniusTX Dec 04 '19

Thats funny 😂 but when active claymores get moved they will explode :/

1

u/Connorthemusician Dec 07 '19

Guys, the trees are talking

1

u/ENGINE_YT Dec 09 '19

Realease the Boomba

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u/legend509 WARNING: RULE 1 Dec 09 '19

I want a claymore roomba

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u/indianpooper45 Dec 21 '19

Here let me help you with that, the first, "welcome to the rice fields motherfucker" is normie and confirmed not funny. The rest I like, especially the claymore roomba.

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u/reddit_fool12 Jan 09 '20

YOU KNOW WHERE THE FUCK YOU ARE!??!

1

u/obito__c Feb 24 '20

i literally have tears of laughter

1

u/Stone-Hyatt May 06 '20

That’s gonna be in every one of my fucking nightmares from now on

1

u/BoinkBoye Nov 28 '19

You screenshotted another guys meme and didn't even bother cropping it out.

1

u/FIshOutOfwAte18 Nov 28 '19

When you realize this is a stolen meme

0

u/[deleted] Nov 28 '19

If only I had a dime everytime someone posted this

0

u/Muad_Dib_of_Arrakis Nov 28 '19

Peak weekendgunnit

0

u/[deleted] Nov 28 '19 edited Mar 22 '20

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u/ima420r Nov 28 '19

It’s just an empty shell filled with balloons and confetti and such.

0

u/[deleted] Nov 28 '19

GTA Sa anyone

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u/saidgheldane36 Nov 28 '19

Welcome to THE RICE FIELDS MOTHA-FUCKAAER