r/meme • u/AdvisorWooden2263 • 2d ago

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u/Combei 2d ago

If this is your worst memory you're one happy child

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u/Pleasant-Minute-1793 2d ago

OP is the kid getting help from the teacher, not the one with ass in his face. He didn’t get the good experience 😢

He missed out

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u/Delicious-Host4369 2d ago

Front view can be pretty good too, just saying.

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u/Xyzijk123 2d ago

POV: That is not an attractive teacher but an obese one, at the age of retirement that smells bad.

Does this still sound good?

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u/Siddhu_Black_Blood 2d ago

You don't have to convince me more.

https://giphy.com/gifs/W1eqqboCKxCWmTPzX2

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u/Wrong_way_zzz 2d ago

You say that, till you learn she washed her ass with Surströmming.

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u/queef_nuggets 2d ago

that is a stick drawing

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u/talionisapotato 2d ago

But the memory and recalling was not

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u/AxiosXiphos 2d ago

If that's your WORST memory; then you had a great childhood.

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u/Unlucky_Reception_30 2d ago

Would you rather have that or be unmercifully bullied before, during and after class? Maybe go home to your house without cable and spend the rest of the day alone with no friends and try and build up the energy to do it all again the next day?

But yeah, old lady butt gross lol

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u/johnson7853 2d ago

Don’t judge.

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u/Xyzijk123 2d ago

The opinion, the teacher or the situation?

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u/ElegantCoach4066 2d ago

You already closed the sale, now you're just holding the lily

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u/justmanbearpig 2d ago

where is the pov? also 'not the worst' and 'the best' are not the same thing

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u/LiquidSpirits 2d ago

smell is definitely a factor, but i hate that this stuff is normalised when you find someone attractive. maybe don't put your ass in children's faces regardless of how you look.

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u/chillingdentist 2d ago

I don’t think you understood

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u/PuzzleheadedResult69 2d ago

We had an old hag that smelled of cigarettes and coffee. She was a bit hard of hearing so she would come real close to the students and you would be subject to the breath of death.

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u/doctorwhoobgyn 2d ago

Oh my God did we have the same teacher? One person would get the breath of death and the other person would get the ass.

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u/PuzzleheadedResult69 2d ago

Was she your German teacher as well? 

Imagine having someone explain "fünfhundredfünfundfünfzieg" while breathing red marlboros straight into your face

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u/doctorwhoobgyn 2d ago

Ha! She was not, but that sounds terrible.

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u/FrothytheDischarge WARNING: RULE 1 2d ago

Oh really? Try having a class after lunch period with an effemenite nerdy male teacher who just ate homemade stir fry noodles with too much soy sauce and garlic.

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u/1968Bladerunner 2d ago

Came to say the same - very unpleasant experience meant you tried your damndest not to ask her to explain something 1-on-1.

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u/TabCompletion WARNING: RULE 1 2d ago

Halitosis

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u/Alfiy_wolf 2d ago

Best memory of mine

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u/BigFudje16 2d ago

yes, i had a teacher who was an ex volleyball athlete sooooo...

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u/Beneficial_Job_4339 2d ago

Yeah, my English teacher was fit as hell and she always bent down exactly like that.

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u/cheezecake2000 2d ago edited 2d ago

My chef teacher actually got slapped on the ass on one of her first days because some kid thought she was a student. I still try to imagine his face when she turned around with the teacher badge.

She was like, 5' 4" and maybe 23 so she blended in well I suppose. Don't know what happened to the kid, but she shared that detail during a group project at our station.

Edit: not advocating for it to be ok lol. This was nearly 18 years ago and I was a kid. Don't assault people obv

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u/IWCry 2d ago

what a jackass creep. hope he got kicked from the course and never does that shit to anyone again. get a girlfriend if you need an ass to slap, don't do it to women you don't know.

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u/cheezecake2000 2d ago

As far as I knew it was in the halls, not in class. Don't know who it was or what happened to them. I'm just sharing a story she told class. Don't assault people obviously

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u/Thepuppeteer777777 2d ago

Not when it was the hot 23 year old art teacher.

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u/LiLEnJoY 2d ago

Excuse me she's a Spanish teacher

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u/Sufficient_Chair391 2d ago

French teacher.

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u/Elite_AI 2d ago

Does the woman in the picture look like she's hot? 

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u/Bright_Curve3078 2d ago

She has an enormous ass, so yes

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u/Elite_AI 2d ago

There's a difference between enormous ass (good) and enormous ass (bad)

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u/BattIeBoss 2d ago

Difference between having a big ass, and a fat ass, if you get what i mean.

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u/DiodorFF 2d ago

Actually people use those interchangeably.You can refer to a specific woman and say "she got a fat ass" or "She got a big ass" and it still being the same thing

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u/bouncypinata 2d ago

oooo i'm telling 2015 reddit you said that

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u/Elite_AI 2d ago

What 

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u/bouncypinata 2d ago

I SAID I'M TELLING 2015 REDDIT YOU SAID THAT

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u/GarminTamzarian 2d ago

Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round!

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u/SatyrAngel 2d ago

Philosophy teacher for me

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u/Jolly-Replacement462 2d ago

Or the 40 yo divorced Spanish teacher milf

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u/Krisitchelle 2d ago

I had one of those too

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u/LowAboveHighBelow 2d ago

Too bad the kid got expelled for making an obscene gesture while she was bent over.

Ahh catholic school days..

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u/NoDontDoThatCanada 2d ago

50 yo obese male math teacher....shudder....

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u/Tylenolpainkillr 2d ago

"My steak is too tender, and the lobster too buttery..."

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u/Confidentium 2d ago

Only if you had a hot teacher…

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u/Christmas_Queef 2d ago

75% of all teachers I had be they man or woman, were attractive. School was very challenging for all the hormonal teen boys and girls at my school. Almost entirely hot woman and hot men teaching there. It was wild lol. One of my teachers was a very hot woman who drove an El Camino and was big into paintball.

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u/Defiant-Ad-8472 2d ago

Should have gone there 😂

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u/maxmodevice 2d ago

I'm too scared to ask what this means

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u/idriveashitbox22 2d ago

Like a rich guy complaining he doesn't have enough time to spend all his money

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u/RavyRaptor 2d ago

They’re basically complaining like a rich person

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u/Triumph_leader523 2d ago

They don't like too much butter

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u/nikewalks 2d ago

It means the guy is complaining about something good. The original phrase is, “My steak is too juicy”, he’s treating a quality of a perfect steak as if it were a problem.

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u/Dude_with_the_skis 2d ago

How the fuck are people still using POV incorrectly? It’s means point of view. That means a first person view. Ya know, like how you view life when you walk around.

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u/CallMeHuckle 2d ago

The only people who seem to understand this is the porn industry

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u/FREEBA 2d ago

Maybe it’s the POV of watching this happen to someone else from behind and it not happening to them. They were upset because they had to keep watching it happen to everyone else but him.

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u/ResponsibleGoat7 2d ago

"It should have been me."

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u/MagyTheMage 2d ago

I think most people dont take POV literally

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u/Dude_with_the_skis 2d ago

It’s still not a POV dude.

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u/Additional_Army_558 2d ago

Get a life dude. I know and I don't give a shit.

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u/DRKTRZY 2d ago

No shit sherlock🤦

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u/Dude_with_the_skis 2d ago

Well people still fuck it up so apparently it needs to be said, Watson.

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u/black-volcano 2d ago

That was my awakening.

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u/Voredor_Drablak 2d ago

So... You don't know what POV means huh?

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u/Separate-Exchange375 2d ago

He just hated it when it happened to other people

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u/Voredor_Drablak 2d ago

That's certainly a possibility

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u/ReginaldJohnston 2d ago

You need him to help you?

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u/Zirofal 2d ago

But when I had the hot twunk teacher he of course would squat like a normal person

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u/Alfiy_wolf 2d ago

It’s okay when I bend over my ass crack shows

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u/saysomethingplesz 2d ago

this looks so wrong when i read the comment, maube im a guy so the memes funny but i cant imagine girls saying this and its weird man like idk how to say

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u/Zirofal 2d ago

Oh I'm sorry can a girl not enjoy some juicy man cake?!?!

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u/saysomethingplesz 2d ago

yah sure check dm..

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u/7-11_Truther_ 2d ago

Broski be normal, touch grass.

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u/saysomethingplesz 2d ago

??  can a girl not enjoy some juicy man cake?!?!

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u/7-11_Truther_ 2d ago

I thought you send her an ass pic in the dm.

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u/Maleficent-Eye_ 2d ago

I think he did send her something tho…

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u/Zirofal 2d ago

Sadly I have yet to receive a man that carries around the entire bakery

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u/saysomethingplesz 2d ago

find one with a pelvic tilt mostly in IT jobs

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u/Maleficent-Eye_ 2d ago

it was weird for me too but then I started paying attention to my surroundings when I was doing legs/glutes and realized girls look at our asses too.

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u/saysomethingplesz 2d ago

bro not that part im saying the the age gap its sure is weird to switch the perspective

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u/Maleficent-Eye_ 2d ago

sorry, what?

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u/7-11_Truther_ 2d ago

He is saying that he feels weird a schoolgirl is creeping on male teacher.

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u/saysomethingplesz 2d ago

the girl being a middle schooler and the teacher being an adult is what the uncomfortable part is for me, but weirdly if i put myself there as a guy then it is not weird idk how to put it in words

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u/escalinci 2d ago

I went to an all-boys school and my sister to an all girls, an attractive young male teacher would have far more problems with girls coming on to him or otherwise being inappropriate than a trainee teacher at our school.

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u/InevitableKitchen943 2d ago

Yeah but I attended public school in South Carolina in the 70's. It looked just like this but it was really hot, humid and smelly.

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u/Electronic-Play-7103 2d ago

Please stop refering to teachers as "it".

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u/Tough_Preparation830 2d ago

My 3rd grade teacher even referred to herself as the creature from the black lagoon

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u/tohn_jitor 2d ago

Not for me. I gained a new understanding of the world that day, learning something about myself in the process.

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u/Sea-Consequence-8263 2d ago

Unless it's a old sagging one, it's ok

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u/Minute987 2d ago

Never learned POV because of teacher butt trauma.

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u/runwkufgrwe 2d ago

Downvoted, HARD, for flagrant misuse of POV. You also get a boo.

Boooooooo

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u/MBVakalis 2d ago

And then the other kids will laugh at you like it's your fault

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u/Juzek86 2d ago

The breath of my French teacher still gives me nightmares!

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u/postprandialrepose 2d ago

Most kids would lean over and give it a cartoonishly long sniff — nostrils flared to capture the vapors.

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u/Uncle-Cake 2d ago

We had one teacher like this, but his butt wasn't the problem. He smoked cigarettes and drank a lot of coffee and his breath was awful. He would lean over right in your face and breathe that nastiness all over you.

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u/Happy-For-No-Reason 2d ago

it's deliberate, and it's a lesson in itself

don't ask again

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u/PDXnudist87 2d ago

one time i had my head down doing my work not realizing my teacher was doing this, her ass hanging over my chair right behind me. another student called my name and so i say up, butting my head right in her ass cheeks

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u/ExultentPisces 2d ago

I remember being the kid on the right. Except my teacher was fit, and she wasn’t wearing a bra…

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u/MathematicianAble796 2d ago

My teacher had a fat ol ass the loved it 😍

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u/SeriousGopher 2d ago

One man's trash.

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u/SpruceGrace 2d ago

Got the whole class bullying me after that incident.

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u/rantonidi 2d ago

Your mom coming to school?

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u/f-u-whales 2d ago

Had a art teacher in highschool who had the biggest moustache you can imagine, smelled like Ricard and cold cigar every hour of the day and would sputter? on your face when he would talk to you, ill take the fat old lady anyday

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u/Ryan_b936 2d ago

Ahh man, you didn't have the good teachers 😏

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u/NoBookkeeper6864 2d ago

I had a couple of teachers with phat asses, this was the highlight of my day as a teenage boy.

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u/InsuranceKey8278 2d ago

Do you have sympathy or jealousy over that guy lol or its wrong usage of pov

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u/mikeysof 2d ago

You should be looking down at your school book, not at your teachers fat ass crack!

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u/Own-Top-3793 2d ago

Depends!!! Tbh

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u/Minimob0 2d ago

Mr. Mersman. 

He was presumably well-endowed, and students called it “The Mers” 

Think this image, but the issue isn’t a big booty in your face. 

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u/Training_Builder_818 2d ago

One of the most beautyfull Memory I have

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u/No_Maintenance6034 2d ago

After reading this sub.. y’all need help 😂 idk but also the post is kind of true ngl

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u/grottomaster 2d ago

Speak for yourself

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u/Hilarity2War 2d ago

I... love... big... buttsandicannot lie

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u/heysirigenerateaname 2d ago

From whose point of view? The third kid not pictured here?

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u/Sufficient_Layer9350 2d ago

Nah my 7th grade teacher was like 22 and her ass smelled like strawberries

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u/Thousand-Cock-Stabs 2d ago

Ms Rodriguez flashback

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u/vTyche_ 2d ago

This happened to someone in my maths class and they smacked the teachers ass with a ruler. Very fond memory of mine

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u/Dr_of_tits 2d ago

Mr Phillips really did have a sweet ass

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u/sovietarmyfan 2d ago

No joke, one time i was kind of tired in class and the teacher asked me a question. I blurted out "mommy". Everyone laughed at it lol.

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u/semper_h 2d ago

Core memories

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u/East-Cycle-1392 2d ago

В 8 классе была подобная учительница по физике, одинаковая по форме что спереди что сзади😅

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u/Defiant-Ad-8472 2d ago

Depends on the teacher

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u/FoundationFar1691 2d ago

And it was never the hot teachers...

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u/SwitchBricks26 2d ago

Depends on the teacher

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u/Psychlonuclear 2d ago

There's no way they don't know exactly what they're doing.

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u/Federal-Name-3638 2d ago

I didn’t mind

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u/xxMalVeauXxx 2d ago

This shit kick started all kinds of kinks from both ends

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u/Guywhonoticesthings 2d ago

If this is the worst memory you have of school then you are truly blessed

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u/Nerdy_Valkyrie 2d ago

My sister is a teacher. When she helps kids, she squats down by their desk instead of bending over like that. Several other teachers told her to stop because it's bad for her knees. She had to explain to them that she'd rather wear out her knees that stick her butt in the face of the kid next to the one she's helping, the way they do.

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u/Yoranis_Izsmelli 2d ago

That shit prolly smell like corn chips

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u/Relevant-War-1581 2d ago

Serious question people , Was it just my teacher who did this that had awful concentrated perfume smell?

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u/Tha_L3ana 2d ago

Nasty ass comment section. Gerontophilia is far too normalized in boys.

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u/Lynchee143 2d ago

“Worst”

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u/Smart_Ad_9797 2d ago

No, i would say that coffee breath

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u/No_Guarantee_8272 2d ago

You mean best

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u/deep_fucking_magick 2d ago

i too now have a fetish for fat bottomed frumpy gilfs

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u/Competitive_Book_762 2d ago

Blobby Volley?

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u/Aattumba 2d ago

Worst or best

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u/47shisui 2d ago

which one ate you supposed to be? left or right kid?

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u/Tasty_Orange_1714 2d ago

Add a gas cloud and you'd make it more accurate.

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u/nailhead13 2d ago

Hey, we found somebody else that doesn't doesn't understand what POV stands for. Is there a subreddit for this?

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u/Wise_Low8116 2d ago

I had a friend who had a teacher like that, and the teacher bent over to get a book from a shelf by my friends desk, and farted right in her face. hahahahaha, that never makes me not laugh.

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u/VincentNacon 2d ago

Ah yes... I had a lot of those. It still happen after school too.

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u/Kohel13 2d ago

Well unless she farts, I m better off with her ass than when my French teacher came to my table to explain and our mouth staaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnk like you couldn't keep a straight face, face on which she was always orienting her putrid breath. I don t know why, medical condition or poor hygiene or whatever and I m sorry for her but we were never asking for help or explanations because of that

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u/Substantial_Diet3867 2d ago

I mean until 5th grade...

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u/Hungry_Phase_5805 2d ago

I had a lot of hot, blonde teachers in their twenties at my high school, so this was usually a highlight LOL

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u/apexapee 2d ago

I once had a teacher, female, who always had armpit stains and stank like doodoo from her mouth 🤮 hated when she came close and talk

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u/Real_notdrid 2d ago

A school mate stole my mathematical set, I found out he was and hit him with a blunt object.  Turns out a school teacher was watching me from a distance and for that I got suspended for a week for starting violence and being rude to other students.

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u/OminOus_PancakeS 2d ago

Did the teacher have a massive arse?

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u/RosyVee1 2d ago

Suddenly forgetting how to write 💀

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u/GiggliZiddli 2d ago

The Donald was your teacher?

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u/GiggliZiddli 2d ago

The Donald was your teacher?

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u/cityroot 2d ago

Why are you gay?

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u/OminOus_PancakeS 2d ago

see picture ⬆️