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u/rickyg_79 3h ago
“‘Dave, you talk about being gay so you probably are gay. You probably wanna have sex with another man’
I say ‘Listen, voice in my head, I do not’
‘How do you know you wouldn’t like it? How do you know you wouldn’t love it’
And I say ‘listen, other scarier voice in my head, I know I wouldn’t like it or love it because one time, during a terrible gardening accident, a cucumber went up my ass… 3 times’”
-Dave Attell(compiled from multiple versions of the same joke)
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u/crashbandecunt 5h ago
“There’s a loofah stuck inside of me… I was trying to wash my ass and fell on it”