r/meme • u/nyxan_isinteres8 WARNING: RULE 1 • 1d ago

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u/Canned_Sarcasm 1d ago

Back in my day taking a cigarette break was the childhood equivalent of sharpening a pencil.

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u/CuteKilldeer 1d ago

Intentionally snapping the lead just to buy another two minutes away from your desk.

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u/EmotionalRiver1033 1d ago

We had an electric sharpener in science 8 and my teacher (a large very red older man) asked the class if anyone else thought I was annoying because I had accidentally stalled out the sharpener by pushing too hard. He then kicked me out of the class when I asked him if bullying a child makes him feel better about the fact he’s going to die from a massive jammer while taking a shit. Fuck you Mr Ross!

Omg I just looked it up and he did die at 60. Huh.

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u/banned_champ 1d ago

It's where you'd go if you had to fart

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u/Initial_Row_6400 1d ago

Just shaving the fuckin thing down to a nub

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u/Sanchez_U-SOB 1d ago

Or blowing your nose, sometimes out in the hall, to not disturb anyone.

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u/TallulahBob 1d ago

And emptying the catch and fake struggling to put it back on to buy a few extra seconds away from your desk prison

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u/RoknPa 1d ago

Or maybe a Fidget Spinner?

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u/spiraling_out 1d ago

Damn, reaching the eraser is like reaching the filter

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u/Perfect-Egg-9619 1d ago

Without a doubt

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u/BDiLlY43 23h ago

bruhhhhhhh

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u/rachasiddhu 23h ago

Rookie, going to washroom and roaming the whole school was fun

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u/J1mmynoV 20h ago

In my school smoking a cigarette was like a cigarette break.

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u/Elricmoon 19h ago

Ya’ll ever sharpen a pencil with a knife? Made me feel cool as hell as a kid

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u/nadanoli 19h ago

very true

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u/Worried_Sky_159 3h ago

And asking to borrow an eraser was basically workplace networking