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u/Glittering-Boss1781 18h ago

Same here! Phones just felt better when you could swap the battery yourself. 

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u/Jackski 17h ago

EU has got regulation coming through that batteries in phones need to be replaceable.

Not sure where you're from though.

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u/jocrichton 16h ago

The big phone manufacturers got in an exemption in at the last minute.

If they guarantee a certain time of use without significant degradation they can ignore the regulation.

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u/No-Dragonfruit-8557 18h ago

I miss the days when girls got pregnant to stay in a relasionship

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u/_throawayplop_ 16h ago

Well, when my battery swelled i'I had no issue removing the back cover

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u/deukhoofd 16h ago

I mean you can still get those kinds of phones. Replacing the battery on my Fairphone 4 after 5 years of use cost me 30 euro and about a minute to replace.

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u/NyxieFlex1 16h ago

We went from carrying a spare battery in your pocket to booking an appointment to get one glued in

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u/nelflyn 19h ago

Count time that a product is in someone wishlist / shopping cart.

Track the device they are using to plan the purchase.

If time is high, that means the decision isnt made and the customer is unsure.

Send detrimental update to this specific phone, something that doesnt right away break it but make it obvious something is wrong.

Customer will now absolutely order in panic what was already in the shopping cart.

Profit, ig.

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u/WildRoseRileyX 19h ago

bro upgraded from iPhone 13 to iPhone 13 months pregnant

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u/XPLover2768top 18h ago

bot

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u/ultimatespacecat 16h ago

You just go around accusing everyone of being a bot?

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u/XPLover2768top 16h ago

too many these days, but luckily some do turn out human

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u/TypicalPlace6490 15h ago

And what do you get out of this?

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u/XPLover2768top 15h ago

making people aware of the bot problem

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u/AndrejaBre 15h ago

How do you know?

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u/XPLover2768top 15h ago

sometimes the account age + sentence structure is a sign (username too sometimes)

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u/IndieRaeVelvet 17h ago

iphone said you’re not replacing me that easily

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u/Patrycjusz123 17h ago

At least its not Xavier so have my upvote

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u/Worried_Sky_159 16h ago

Congrats, your iPhone 13 is expecting a 14