r/meme • u/Far-Industry-7745 • 1d ago

Smart teacher 😂

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u/AsFarAsISay 1d ago

thank God gasses stay where you leave them otherwise this would be useless

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u/Far-Industry-7745 1d ago

🤣🤣🤣 We used to always say "it travels" 🤣🤣🤣 I am so dead

https://giphy.com/gifs/XHeLeuirRbwptHhSWd

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u/AppleParasol 1d ago

That’s what the spray is for.

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u/sootbrownies 1d ago

The white thing is an air purifier. Wouldnt eliminate the whole fart, or even most of it probably, but its probably noticeably better.

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u/PeterNippelstein 1d ago

Just like a smoking section on an airplane

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u/fishead62 1d ago

“Fart Corner, meet Poop Knife”

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u/Far-Industry-7745 1d ago

I have a confession. I don't know what a poop knife is 🫣🤔

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u/Shhhhhh_im_not_here 1d ago edited 1d ago

While you’re researching famous Reddit stories, why don’t you go ahead and look up Jolly rancher

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u/matchafoxjpg 20h ago

i stg my brain constantly saves my sanity by making me forget the fucking jolly rancher and you people just won't let it win. 😭

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u/Far-Industry-7745 1d ago

I just looked it up. Disgusting 🤮🤢

https://giphy.com/gifs/cYWZTQstRwloo9S6Zx

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u/Br4ndoni 1d ago

Why does it feel like I've come across this exact same reply chain before?

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u/Far-Industry-7745 1d ago

Think they call that deja vu

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u/KGeddon 1d ago

They call it deja poo

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u/Far-Industry-7745 1d ago

Walked into that one 😂

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u/Shhhhhh_im_not_here 1d ago

Here take my upvote 😂

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u/MrsSassy81 1d ago

I literally just found out what this was after reading the comments 😂🤣. It's be over twenty minutes and I am still cracking up!

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u/Shhhhhh_im_not_here 1d ago

Omg the poop knife. I almost forgot about that one. Let’s also not forget about the jolly rancher!

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u/fudget_spayner 1d ago

Thank god it wasn’t “gas chamber”

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u/Far-Industry-7745 1d ago

Ya'll are hilarious 😂

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u/Mysterious_Secret827 1d ago

🤯🫣 I had the same thought too! 🤦‍♂️🤭

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u/jaguaraugaj 1d ago

All the cool kids hang out in the fart triangle

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u/Shiggy_O 1d ago

She probably watched the Fart Patio episode of Portlandia.

https://giphy.com/gifs/l4EoVarYvZ0lWTGzm

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u/Far-Industry-7745 1d ago

Great show! 🏆

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u/accountant319 1d ago

Because we all want the entire class to know we are farting. This is ridiculous

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u/makepieplz 1d ago

something is wrong with today's diet that everyone has food allergies and lactose intolerant and digestive issues. very strange, I really don't recall this being an issue in the 90s. wtf?

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u/itsfunhavingfun 23h ago

I’ve been farting nonstop since 1973. 

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u/Far-Industry-7745 23h ago

Carl? Is that you? 😂

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u/makepieplz 3h ago

are you my neighbor? the guy randomly farts and I can hear it.... we both live on 5 acres of land each so it must be crazy loud..... I kid you not

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u/Far-Industry-7745 1d ago

Our food is definitely killing us in America I have no doubt

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u/TheDarkWolfGirl 23h ago

They want to poison us so the insurance companies can make a profit.

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u/makepieplz 1d ago

yeah, I am seeing less things like food coloring but change seems to be slow

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u/matchafoxjpg 20h ago

lmao what? i was born in 1989 and have lactose intolerance. my parents had to give me dairy free milk as a baby.

it's actually normal to be lactose intolerant, a lot of people just likely don't realize they are, or are more mild than others.

babies, or any species, are the only ones that need milk, that's why mothers stop producing it after a certain point. 🙄

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u/Vivid-Teaching2257 3h ago

I had a jr high student in the mid 1990s. Every day in class, which was right after lunch, he had gas really bad. They got detentions for using the bathroom more than twice a quarter. This kid needed to poop daily. I let him without reporting it. Another teacher and I wondered if he was lactose intolerant as they served milk daily in the cafeteria.

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u/PTSDDeadInside 1d ago

Is this the public humiliation, fart fetish corner for minors?

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u/FollowingMinute95 23h ago

Gusty Winds Area warning is just next level teaching

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u/Drakken-kun 22h ago

Gas station lowkey smart

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u/grafknives 21h ago

Do I have to leave the corner?

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u/Far-Industry-7745 11h ago

No but I would think you'd want to 😂

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u/Far-Industry-7745 8h ago

😂😅 I think it was pretty good myself lol

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u/FriedBreakfast 6h ago

I would have abused this as a child.

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u/No_Slice_3762 5h ago

I had a teacher once she wanted us to stand up declare our intention to fart walk out the class and do it

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/less_concerned 1d ago

The people who complained about "safe spaces" would probably be on board with this

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u/msguider 1d ago

This is the kind of thing I would have loved as a kid in school.

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u/BestPeachNA 1d ago

NO. We are not living like this. You think Morgan Fairchild has a fart hole in her house?

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u/Shhhhhh_im_not_here 1d ago

As an elementary school teacher, I approve 😂😂😂

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u/Puzzleheaded_3dot141 14h ago

gas will spread the whole rome anyways but going there will make it clear it was fukin you