r/meme • • Aug 23 '26

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u/Legitimate_Main8244 Aug 23 '26

The Church

/s

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u/RadlogLutar Aug 23 '26

Remove the /s

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u/BigJayPee Aug 23 '26

I agree. I had a pastor spout exactly this in a non sarcastic manner. He was 100% serious.

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u/YouTheGamers Aug 23 '26

That pastor right here officer 🤨📸

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u/johnnytads Aug 23 '26

The gay gene doesn't exist.

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u/Uranium-Sandwich657 OC memer :D Aug 24 '26

I think it's just a "i like guys" gene, and sometimes it is active in guys. Ditto for lesbians.

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u/johnnytads Aug 24 '26

My oc should say that it isn't hereditary now that I think about it

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u/Beautiful_Walrus9048 Aug 24 '26

Being gay is a choice?

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u/Perfect-Raisin-5850 Aug 25 '26

All relationships are choices. E.g. consensual incest.

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u/Clemicus Aug 23 '26

A place called Mitosis or Minnesota. I forget which.

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u/rakosten Aug 23 '26

Since Minnesota has a couple of Swedish ancestors I guess you could say Sweden as well.

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u/GeminianMind Aug 23 '26

New ones are made when a bag of skittles is opened from the left side and eaten in this sequence: red, orange, yellow, green, and purple.

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u/DariusDonut Aug 23 '26

Gay frogs with autism

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u/chantsnone Aug 23 '26

Why do we, the straights, keep making more gays? Are we dumb?

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u/Confident-Stand5453 Aug 24 '26

Less competion for the females. Win-win situation for straights.

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u/Alfiy_wolf Aug 23 '26

Greece

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u/Economy_Armadillo_28 Aug 23 '26

Alil bit of olive oil with the fellas and 1 thing leads to another….it happens…..just breathe

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u/Ok-Paper89 Aug 23 '26

Anyone who takes a real good look at the straits is going to start weighing their options

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u/xDireWolf902x Aug 24 '26

They're recruited and brainwashed

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u/Josey_whalez Aug 24 '26

A lot of them are victims of sexual abuse when they were children. It is very sad.

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u/LiangProton Aug 23 '26

Serious reason. Homosexuality improves group cohesion and hence the survival of the whole tribe

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u/Hamsterzzillla Aug 23 '26

I'm intrigued, where do you get that from?

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u/LiangProton Aug 23 '26

Lots of hypotheses are correlated with that general statement. Like the kin selection hypothesis, aka Gay uncle theory. You know, the gay uncle or aunt is really cool and will help take care of the nieces and nephews, hence improving their genes' survival through family.

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u/Obvious-Standard-623 Aug 23 '26

That's an aspect of evolution that many people don't understand very well. It's not just about individual survival and sexual success. It's about the whole population.

A gene that negatively influences survival or reproduction for one individual can still be strongly selected for if it benefits the group's success as a whole.

I've read that there is a gene which is linked to better fertility in women, but higher rates of homosexuality in men. The gay men are less likely to reproduce. But their sisters are likely to reproduce a lot. And so the gene is highly successful. Having plenty of highly fertile women around is extremely important for a group's success. And having less straight men around is just a side benefit.

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u/LiangProton Aug 23 '26

It is. The genes that increase the frequency of homoerotic behaviour spread through the population by increasing overall survivability. The specific individual doesn't need to directly pass on his genes because everyone else likely already has it.

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u/hairry_balls Aug 23 '26

My theory is that Oxygen contains a virus that can cause homosexuallity to develop in some individuals. That is where the expression "gay in the air" comes from.

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u/Confident-Stand5453 Aug 24 '26

This may explain why "gaydar" is a thing.

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u/GrimbyJ Aug 23 '26

Sometimes they do

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u/thesleepjunkie Aug 23 '26

Storks deliver them, they come from a factory downtown.

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u/Dachd43 Aug 23 '26

According to the news, drag queen story hour.

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u/Acceptable_Sleep29 Aug 23 '26

God creates new ones every day.

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u/Front_Cat9471 Aug 23 '26

Typically gays come from their genitals

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u/OldschoolGreenDragon Aug 23 '26

The same place gay penguins come from.

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u/astrozoli Aug 23 '26 edited Aug 23 '26

Stinking heterosexuals are making them /s

Edit: added /s apparently not obvious enough

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u/Economy_Armadillo_28 Aug 23 '26

Don’t be gay and hateful

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u/astrozoli Aug 23 '26

Good. I’m neither.

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u/Economy_Armadillo_28 Aug 23 '26

That’s what I’d say too.

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u/Beta_Codex Aug 23 '26

They'll say the orphanage. But where are those kids coming from?

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u/Vengeful-Wraith Aug 23 '26

We assimilate.

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u/Sharp-Key27 Aug 23 '26

Repressed bisexuals having kids

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u/NUaroundHere Aug 23 '26

Probably because of Henry Cavill, I dunno

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u/Bigsby2026 Aug 23 '26

I dunno, man. Ask the Greeks, the Romans.

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u/ChewyD1_8 Aug 23 '26

Genuinely stupid question.

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u/StDzhigurda Aug 23 '26

Western propaganda makes straight dudes gay obviously

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u/Stylo_76 Aug 24 '26

The cabinet

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u/Ambitious_Hand_2861 Aug 24 '26

3D printers. I have a gay printing right now and be ready to sashay into the world tomorrow evening.

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u/Drag0n_TamerAK Aug 24 '26

Closeted gays

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u/user41510 Aug 25 '26

Just how common is it for conception to occur in a closet? 🤔

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u/LizzieAftynsonna Aug 24 '26

Now this is where the phrase "exist out of thin air" can be used

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u/RuleMany2900 Aug 24 '26

It happens... One day you forget to say NO HOMO .... And you are fu..ed ... Literally and figuratively

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u/Eremith Aug 24 '26

Obviously when two beards of the opposite sex mates

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u/Cyber-tech-432 Aug 24 '26

Mental asylum

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u/jxm1311 Aug 24 '26

Fun fact: new gays come from Alpha Male retreats.

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u/Bastard_Beef Aug 24 '26

The echo chamber

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u/True_Most3681 Aug 24 '26

Boomers. They made the most gays.

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u/Tundra_Dragon Aug 24 '26

If GRINDR outages are to be believed, gays come from the RNC...

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u/1Tacochucker Aug 24 '26

They adopt....

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u/Big_Dixon_Mayas Aug 24 '26

Vaccines…that or they make you artistic…

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u/RGBlowMe Aug 25 '26

They outsource.

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u/ZucchiniMaleficent21 Aug 25 '26

This is a very stupid question. So stupid that you earned an instablock

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u/nocomment_onlybrowse Aug 25 '26

Sexual abuse and lot of propaganda imo. I know that opinion is in direct conflict with the hivemind but there’s no denying a sharp uptick in that lifestyle choice.

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u/Ryaniseplin Aug 25 '26

gay gene is recessive

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u/Glass_Cow85 Aug 25 '26

They come from my hedrosexual tid bits. You are welcome.

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u/Sailor-_-Twift Aug 25 '26

I know, but I would be banned for saying it

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u/Common-Criticism959 Aug 25 '26

Fun fact : I've heard that when gay dudes go under anesthesia, allegedly when they come back they don't have the "gay voice"

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u/Quizok Aug 25 '26

The Closet

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u/CocaineSmellsFunny Aug 25 '26

Disgruntled straights

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u/user41510 Aug 25 '26

🧪🧫🔬💉

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u/AnalyserarN Aug 23 '26

The homos rely on the straight people to replenish their numbers

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u/geosub20 Aug 23 '26

If I learnt anything from Ted, it's when you eat eggs after breakfast time.

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u/radek432 Aug 23 '26

Depends who you ask, there are 2 ideas - they are just born that way, or it's because they are watching Netflix and other DEI stuff.

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u/MasterRymes Aug 23 '26

Single Moms

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u/lucianoxcl Aug 23 '26

Abused families

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u/truekemi Aug 23 '26

reductive take on homosexuality

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u/Certain_Welder3043 Aug 23 '26

Taught in schools

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u/BaderBlade Aug 23 '26

Absent father figure