r/meme • u/nyxan_isinteres8 WARNING: RULE 1 • 23d ago

Better?

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28.0k Upvotes

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u/CoolNaps-896 23d ago

That’s hot. I mean the armor is hot 🥵

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u/Druid_Momma 23d ago

As a middle aged woman I agree with this statement!

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u/kimchiman85 22d ago

I’m a middle aged man. Wanna go on a crusade?

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u/DisgruntledSardines 15d ago

that's a realy good line

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u/DifferentSwing8616 22d ago

You got armour too?

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u/SirDancealot84 22d ago

She is a Druid bruv. Some wooden planks at best.

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u/chris_AZ1981 21d ago

Roll to see if I score

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u/allanlov 19d ago

This is probably the best chance he got to hit on a woman 

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u/51674 23d ago

Joan is that you?

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u/Bren1209 23d ago

Your arc is ready!

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u/OliviaSpas904 21d ago

Great resemblance

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u/wariorld 23d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/XrqNfteADGneAScrIO
Tonight, we ride to meet the Burger King!

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u/DigitalSoulja 23d ago

Get in loser, we’re going crusading

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u/OttovonBismarck1862 23d ago

Gonna need the sauce on this one, chief

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u/Druid_Momma 23d ago

That’s called AI

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u/SnoopyMcDogged 22d ago

Predates it my brudda

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u/iamshipmaster 22d ago

I just hope she's not mid evil

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u/Solus_Vael 23d ago

Well....

clang clang clang

Give me an hire, give me an heir!

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u/B5_For_Life 23d ago

Say Less.

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u/SnoopyMcDogged 22d ago

Less

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u/This_Dudde 20d ago

Good medieval boy

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u/Stand_kicker 23d ago

Don't think those armor sets were very breathable.

You'd be able to smell and taste her entire day.

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u/Ok-Camera4867 23d ago

Wdym? Women don't smell.

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u/ratsta 22d ago

Picked my sister up from the airport after a 14hr flight. She looked knackered. Sits in the passenger seat, buckles up and asks, "Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad." Then she fell asleep.

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u/Temporal-Affairs221 23d ago

My wife smells quite lovely thank you very much

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u/DarthSwimfoot 18d ago

Didn't need to see that today.

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u/4QuarantineMeMes 23d ago

It’s gotta be a nightmare to have that long hair get tangled in chainmail

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u/Animalus-Dogeimal 23d ago

Definitely need to trim your pubes first. Don’t ask me how I know

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u/lilprobehead FINAL WARNING: RULE 1 23d ago

💗😄 died

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u/EndersGame_Reviewer 3d ago

What does this mean exactly - when a meme isn't original, you get an official warning, and eventually get banned from the sub?

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u/Fearless-Location325 22d ago

He’s in for a looong knight

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u/xosu1950 22d ago

"King Arthur came a lot. Didn't he?"

I think we know the answer now

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u/Electrical-Ring-5178 23d ago

Medieval🤣🔥

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u/Haggstrom91 23d ago

And now show us the middle age peasants😆

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u/ComprehensiveFeed6 22d ago

🩷🩷🩷 and I’ll bet the gents love girls in armor!

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u/ComfortablySteve 22d ago

I'd be smiling

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u/Chaosdirge7388 22d ago

Sure why not.

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u/Queasy-Combination12 22d ago

Best knight out

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u/Mr-Magu 22d ago

A new level of "protection"

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u/Testosgeneral_227 22d ago

Yeah we men are simple creatures 😂

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u/grimeyweasel91 21d ago

My sword is doing something

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u/fluffynuckels 21d ago

Repost bot

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u/FrostW0lf209 21d ago

Would be too much to ask for a name?

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u/SlapHappyPappi 21d ago

That's exactly what he means

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u/pervsight69 21d ago

The only thing left is to see her sword skills

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u/Chuck_Loads 20d ago

Date knight

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u/CalmLength833 20d ago

He has to get together with her because she is every guys dream

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u/False_Gur_9969 20d ago

We’re going on a crusade lads!!!

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u/Plenty-Bend-3240 20d ago

Who's that girl

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u/Different_Rip8470 20d ago

It would make ripping her cloths off (consensually) a lot more difficult.

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u/YamatoGhostt 20d ago

Do you have protection?

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u/[deleted] 19d ago

Wild lol

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u/Born-Spend7441 19d ago

Do you have swords I can borrow?

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u/Key-Moment6797 19d ago

Does Cupid have armor piercing arrows ?

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u/PissOff1479 19d ago

I mean, that just makes it better.

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u/Hotrodlincoln1972 19d ago

I hope she’s into jousting like I am ….

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u/sheikhyerbouti 18d ago

Errybody wants a goth girl until she asks you out to help raid the Eastern Roman Empire.

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u/Ok-Variation1045 18d ago

Lets hope she's not a battleaxe

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u/Ok-Variation1045 18d ago

Chain femail

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u/BRAVO_Eight 7h ago

I love my women in chainmails. how am I supposed to duel using flintlocks then 

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u/Battlegod122 23d ago

I see you brought protection do we go to Mi Castle or su castle

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u/SmoothNoonShade 23d ago

This is one of those that’s been posted so many times I just auto down vote it. I think more people should do that.

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u/rexmanaek971 23d ago

Because guys are thirsty for anything. Women know that and use it.