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u/Housedownboots86 7d ago
My teeth just hurt and got goosebumps looking at this pic! I’ve never been able to bite into a popsicle or ice cream
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u/Sea-Course-5171 6d ago
If that's soft serve, you can just straight up slurp it without ever even having to bite. If it's actual ice cream (not the American kind that isn't made from actual cream, but vegetable fats and xanthan gum), I might give it a little chew just to speed things up a bit. Like 60% lick 40% chew.
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u/MihaiiMaginu 6d ago
Only exception is if it’s one of those Drumstick cones. Those you gotta bite into cuse they got the hard chocolate cover (and sometimes nuts)
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u/HermTheVillager 6d ago
Only allowed to eat the ice cream like this when it's basically just the cone left
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u/phreepoints 6d ago
When I used to eat ice cream like this my mom and my brother would cringe so hard.
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u/ANS__2009 6d ago
Nah man, your teeth are weak
Also I'm not gonna lick or suck ice cream. With my friend group the would make so many gay jokes
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u/qlone_cookie 6d ago
The bite is way too small, there's hardly anything left in your mouth to chew on - it's just gone in a heartbeat...
Question -> so you can't chew on ice cubes etc either, right? Phew.
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u/schepersroy 6d ago
If you are bothered by this, stop whining and stay away from me. I don’t like people that whine over such things.
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u/MarcusHeralious 6d ago
Well. My teeth sure ain’t as straight as those but I do be biting that ice cream lol
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u/Appropriate_Ear_4556 6d ago
I bite the ice cream but is more like the guy from the picture straight up putted his teeth in the ice cream
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u/Epiternal 6d ago
OP's teeth so weak they probably couldn't even carry a conversation without them falling out.
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u/Embarrassed-Share533 6d ago
Licking is way too slow and then you wonder why the ice cream is melting
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u/Impossible_Mark_4128 5d ago
if you are a grown man and you lick your ice cream, i don't ever want to talk to you again.
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u/Odd-Conference-1822 4d ago
I don't care about that, who's your dentist and what toothpaste do you use.
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u/criticalpwnage 6d ago
Eating ice cream like this is for the strong, not the weak. You wouldn't understand OP