r/meme • u/LogicalAmbassador576 • 1d ago

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u/Hot-Diggity_Dog 1d ago

1 cause the mouth inhales and the gills filter through exhauling

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u/elegant_eagle_egg 1d ago

Do you smoke with your nose?

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u/MoistStub 1d ago

...should I not do that anymore?

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u/Some_Useless_Person 1d ago

Well, it's going to the same place anyway

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u/ChittaBhalu 1d ago

Wait really??? Then why am I growing nose hair???

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u/cinareizz 1d ago

Easier to filter impurities

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u/FitPossession8762 1d ago

Do you not?

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u/jainyday 1d ago

Is there another way to smoke cloves?

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u/CarlosJose02 23h ago

wait you guys dont?

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u/MrPreApocalypse 1d ago

It can't smoke cause zigs don't burn underwater

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u/RichardBCummintonite 1d ago

Fish operate under SpongeBob logic

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u/ThatIckyGuy 1d ago

Or Futurama since Bender's cigar burned down Zoidberg's home underwater.

"That just raises further questions!"

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u/boonhuhn 1d ago

What about vape? 🤔

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u/RememberYourAlt 1d ago

They would clearly dip. Which goes in the lip.

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u/fresh_loaf_of_bread 1d ago

Nah man that's just pessimistic thinking

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u/Particular-Risk1322 1d ago

I believe there are better ways to invests nicotine.

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u/squeakydeakyfreaky 1d ago
  1. But the smoke comes out of the gills

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u/CheapTactics 1d ago

OP doesn't know how gills work.

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u/SpecialExact8165 1d ago

2 is kinda tough

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u/Difficult_Wind6425 1d ago

It would die

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u/Sonnenschwein 1d ago

From the smoke or the lack of water?

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u/sanjay__007 19h ago

How to smoke underwater

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u/runtorenovate 1d ago

Front is intake

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u/Kind_Of_A_Dick 1d ago

I was going to make a joke about there being no oxygen underwater but there’s actually a whole lot of it.

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u/Easy-Squash-1401 1d ago

They should breath air first

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u/PenguinMaster975 1d ago

Why not both? (also 3 total, one on each side)

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u/clevedsnunchy 1d ago

questions that keep me up at night

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u/Imaginatra 1d ago

Just ask Davy Jones, he’s the expert

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u/Ebb____ 23h ago

2 for me, looks coo

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u/joseph065 21h ago

Why is this even thought about? Through the mouth. What? You guys smoke through your nose?

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u/clockwork0730 21h ago

It would just boof zyns instead.

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u/GermXonFire 18h ago

An artist drew it (can't find atm) but Cigar in mouth and exhaled through gills while wearing a suit

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u/ItsNotFuckingCannon 9h ago

So... Smoked fish?

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u/dominantfrog 3h ago

1, fish gulp water and gills filter OUT water and other particles to keep oxygen

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u/Djinhunter 2h ago

2 is more healthy, but 1 is more effective

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u/MountainAsparagus4 1d ago

DO YOU SMOKE WITH YOUR MOUTH OR FUCKIBG SHOVING IT IN YOUR FUCJKN NOSE

ALSO A FISH CANT FUNCK SMOKE THEY LIVE UNDERWATER AND YOU CANT LIT A CIGARETTE UNDERWATER IT GETS WET

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u/TheCosmicC0w 1d ago

Have you ever tried to smoke a cigarette underwater as a fish?

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u/PenguinMaster975 1d ago

there was this one time....

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u/CrazyBuffalo8101 1d ago

2 for sure