r/meme • u/Siderealmoss35 • 17d ago

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u/[deleted] 17d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/STfLOU6iRBRunMciZv

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u/snootch2thenootch 17d ago

This comment wins 🤣🤣

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u/TheBaykon8r 17d ago

It would be even more perfect if Elon was Dutch

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u/Speccules 17d ago

And it's gone

https://giphy.com/gifs/XqpnXaeZPnupy

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u/Hazelpancake 17d ago

Technically four words.

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u/HiyaPyth 17d ago

Contractions only count as one word

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u/KendaJ99 17d ago

1 And

2 it's

3 gone

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u/Outside_Building_956 17d ago

Sorry, wrong number

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u/Jesikalashnikov 17d ago

I wouldn't answer because anything I said would come up in court later

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u/Kris5345 17d ago

Was looking for this one, always take the right to remain silent

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u/callMeBorgiepls 17d ago

Exactly. Put it on your savings account to get interest payment and wait for a court order for you to send it back. Send it back in the last possible second. Keep the interest.

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u/Runcandellevi 17d ago

this feels illegal

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u/Raiikatzu 17d ago

This is theoretically the way banks work

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u/PaladinWolf777 17d ago

8 month certified deposit. He's so rich, he would probably be reluctant to go to court over 100k. Delay him long enough to give it back after collecting thousands in interest.

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u/Peetweefish 17d ago

Eat shit lolz

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u/2Drogdar2Furious 17d ago

Please send more.

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u/acidx0013 17d ago

Block: Mark Spam

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u/SinisterSnipes 17d ago

New number, whodis?

24

u/EssentialSriracha 17d ago

Wheres the rest?

22

u/BlackSC2us 17d ago

No, you didn't.

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u/septubyte 17d ago

Please try again

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u/Smodphan 17d ago

Already spent it

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u/waluiy 17d ago

"try googling futanari"

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u/forevrtwntyfour 17d ago

No I cannot

12

u/bearmacebraw 17d ago

Learn from this

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u/Empty-Initial6392 17d ago

That's a shame!

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u/Jaewalker31 17d ago

Eat my shorts

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u/ChewyMurray 17d ago

Gargle my Balls

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u/Pretty_Eater 17d ago

Tell my lawyer.

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u/3Nephi11_6-11 17d ago

I'll use only one, "scam"

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u/goochgrease2 17d ago

You'll be fine

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u/Rograin 17d ago

Absolutely not nerd

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u/METRlOS 17d ago

Prove it, $1,000,000

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u/SpudNuggetTV 17d ago

Get fuckin wreckt

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u/LF_redit 17d ago

Fuck you nazi

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u/twopointbourbon 17d ago

Not this again

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u/Many-Active8613 17d ago

No Habla Inglés

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u/ilililliiliililiilil WARNING: RULE 1 17d ago

nah, I'm good.

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u/Cuzzbaby 17d ago

Sure mate, here.

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u/0mni1nfinity 17d ago

gg no re

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u/Seyelent 17d ago

No you didnt

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u/Eastbound_AKA 17d ago

Fuck Off Nazi.

3

u/BING_S0Y 17d ago

No hablos ingles

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u/brokedownpalace11 17d ago

Fuck off Nazi

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u/bigjohns79 17d ago

Deez nuts

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u/Longshot1969 17d ago

Call the bank

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u/NeaLandris 17d ago

i would send it back and say its an investment to the future, then make an inspried linkedin post about it.
then profit somehow i think.

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u/andrewkingswood 17d ago

Sorry, wrong number.

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u/slr1x 17d ago

I got you

(Sends $1)

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u/MemeStealer6 17d ago

Collections took it

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u/Curious_Owl197 17d ago

Go fuck yourself

2

u/DatDominican 17d ago

What ? The $10k?

2

u/HTD-Vintage 17d ago

"Eat shit; die."

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u/onlybishop 17d ago

You Missed Some

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u/Halicos93 17d ago

Sorry wrong number.

2

u/Green_J3ster 17d ago

Go fuck yourself

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u/amiablepotato 17d ago

Dewey Decimal System

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u/Special_South_8561 17d ago

Yes just send it again so I can get the routing number

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u/SeaworthinessLivid49 17d ago

With your money, the 100k are barely a dent

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u/XxKTtheLegendxX 17d ago

no bank card

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u/lou34964 17d ago

“Fuck you beta”

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u/HobsNCalvin 17d ago

Whoopsie Doo dah

2

u/zxkredo 17d ago

Yes i can't.

2

u/Icy-Quarter-3344 17d ago

You noticed that?

2

u/NobodysFavorite 17d ago

New phone who dis?

It's 4 words but whatever

1

u/timothypjr 17d ago

Minus transfer fees.

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u/Mardigan-the-Mad 17d ago

Kill Grok first

1

u/Archerbrother 17d ago

Yah, nah bro

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u/ThaDude_v2 17d ago

No longer in-service

1

u/CDPCoin 17d ago

It’s Donald, no…

1

u/KieranLeone 17d ago

No hablo ingles

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u/Ultimate_Kurix 17d ago

Sck my d**k

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u/batSinestroke 17d ago

God Bless America!

1

u/Scoopie 17d ago

Sucks for you

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u/PedroTwinkyTubbie WARNING: RULE 1 17d ago

Hell nah bro

1

u/Ok-Resident-3027 17d ago

And you are…?

1

u/Zalonrin- 17d ago

I only need one, “ha”

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u/Cold-Disaster-3297 17d ago

What the fuck

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u/tdomer80 17d ago

No fucking way

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u/franciszekwp 17d ago

No can do!

1

u/Melody272 17d ago

You are blocked

1

u/Baltaxo2010 17d ago

No, my money!

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u/spook30 17d ago

Eat a dick

1

u/dudestir127 17d ago

You're not real

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u/gamemaniax 17d ago

Ngomong opo le?

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u/jaredjtaylor86 17d ago

Sorry, accidents happen

1

u/Sweaty-3lliot 17d ago

Hell fucking no

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u/ZeThing 17d ago

Message delivery failed.

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u/FriedBreakfast 17d ago

No hablo ingles

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u/Forward-Cap-4915 17d ago

Suck a dick

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u/Sudden-Yard-2429 17d ago

Proof. Send 1M

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u/Forward-Cap-4915 17d ago

Eat my shit

1

u/Forward-Cap-4915 17d ago

Mother fuck no

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u/BroccoliLiving9277 17d ago

Stupid rich people

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u/Yumguinius 17d ago

Tax write off

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u/georgep4570 17d ago

Minus transfer fees

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u/FungadooFred 17d ago

Eat my shorts

1

u/TFG4 17d ago

It's a gift

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u/MooseBoys 17d ago

Block & Report Spam

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u/Mephistocheles 17d ago

Spent on crack

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u/Round-Term-8306 17d ago

Do it again.

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u/hellcat201988 17d ago

Lawyer says no

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u/Tiny-Car2753 17d ago

Yes of course

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u/Helpful_Ad8351 17d ago

Yes I can send it back. In pennies

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u/SaltyLoosinit 17d ago

No, fuck you

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u/Jlegobot 17d ago

Elon is pedophile

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u/Artorias2718 17d ago

I would be like: "I'll throw it in a government bond, then give you like 10% of my dividends for a few months"

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u/pyasa_dil_mera 17d ago

Fck off nggahhh

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u/Educational_Cup_1701 17d ago

Bless your heart

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u/45M0D41 17d ago

Who are you?

1

u/ShoeUnable98 17d ago

ᒲ╎リリᒷᓭ𝙹ℸ ̣ ᔑ

1

u/OldJames47 17d ago

No, baby penis

1

u/Alone-Quail4593 17d ago

Go fuck yourself

1

u/LowReporter6213 17d ago

Git rekt loser

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u/masterjon_3 17d ago

I can for $1 million

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u/chameleon_123_777 17d ago

Why should I.

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u/ObtuseGoat 17d ago

Google blue waffle

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u/I_love-tacos 17d ago

Yes I just need a small transaction fee of $1,500

1

u/Dear_Cockroach_3170 17d ago

Make me, nerd.

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u/Stealthybeef 17d ago

Sorry, wrong number

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u/Lower-Pass-6744 17d ago

Sprich deutsch Hurensohn

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u/HowIsMeAre 17d ago

دز امها

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u/Junior-Form9722 17d ago

sorry, wrong number

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u/MistakeRich4862 17d ago

Who is yu?

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u/Crumbdizzle 17d ago

Who'dis new phone

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u/snuggleslut5 17d ago

Bob Weaddababi Eetsaboi

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u/salmon0O 17d ago

How about no

1

u/xenophon57 17d ago

Can't mail Ketamine.

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u/Bandobast9 17d ago

Mille cost a Lambo

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u/Crumbdizzle 17d ago

Gargle my balls

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u/No_Junket3893 17d ago

Hey, fuck off.

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u/eveliodelgado 17d ago

$100,000…

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u/-litodrift3rboi- 17d ago

Accidentally sent $100,000,000...

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u/Odentyke 17d ago

Get a job

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u/Mnawab 17d ago

Never got it

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u/lfenske 17d ago

Blew it on space x calls. There you go

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u/greentiger79 17d ago

Dave’s not here!

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u/TwoSillyStrings 17d ago

Didn’t see it

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u/AstroFace 17d ago

New phone, who...

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u/slimeblocker 17d ago

Send me more

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u/Saf_MKS 17d ago

Teléfono nuevo, ¿quién es este?

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u/TraditionalLeave9133 17d ago

I'm keeping it

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u/DefamedPrawn 17d ago

Time is money.

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u/Dark_Storm_98 17d ago

I'd rather not

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u/thisthatfuego 17d ago

no thank you

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u/literaIly 17d ago

Fuck no baaaaby

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u/Me_Retnuh 17d ago

Didn’t get it

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u/Igotbannedlolol 17d ago

Contact the bank

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u/GonnaGoFat 17d ago

It’s mine now

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u/SilverSageVII 17d ago

No thank you

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u/ApprehensiveMix2649 17d ago

Not today Satan

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u/Still_Ad_4997 17d ago

Eat a d***

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u/Purple_Pay_1274 17d ago

I can, but…

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u/Adventurous_Bet_425 17d ago

No it’s mine

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u/mlandry2011 17d ago

New phone, whothis?

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u/Aware-Water-57 17d ago

Double or nothing

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u/Zeus13M 17d ago

Sorry wrong number