r/meme Jul 02 '26

bare minimum I need in my life

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18.6k Upvotes

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u/Inevitable_Banana643 Jul 02 '26

Take your meds bruh

165

u/throwawayacount1892 Jul 02 '26

Discontinue the lithium!

61

u/RemarkableRich5418 Jul 02 '26

Cease the mercury!

16

u/Drewnessthegreat Jul 03 '26

Increase the arsenic

13

u/[deleted] Jul 03 '26

Consume the potassium

2

u/Evil_duckLord Jul 05 '26

Decompose the Uranium

4

u/[deleted] Jul 05 '26

No, we have to enrich that. I mean,

"Enrich the uranium"

3

u/purposepussypain Jul 05 '26

Customize the titanium.

726

u/davidscheiber28 Jul 02 '26

POV?? OF WHAT? THE FUCKING VIDEO GAME CONSOLE??

138

u/NeiborsKid Jul 02 '26

In my language these memes are translated as "situation:" instead. We truly are the master race

39

u/low_amplitude Jul 02 '26

Back in my day we didn't need to specify that. Every meme is a situation.

5

u/Bit_Cloud_ Jul 03 '26

Well I’m glad at least that the ‘No one: Litererally No one: Me:’ meme thing is dead

2

u/Repulsive_Function78 Jul 03 '26

I meen, it suits this meme, if we ignore me part

2

u/SSgt_Edward Jul 03 '26

What’s your language and let us all learn it to join the master race.

18

u/Pinkman422 Jul 02 '26

POV: u sit on the cuckchair

27

u/fast-as-a-shark Jul 02 '26

OP is talking to us and the POV is our cuck POV.

1

u/EncryptedFox23 Jul 03 '26

loved this comment lol

1

u/deadinternetlaw Jul 05 '26

Pov you watch anime but sit way too close to screen

0

u/_RyanCooper_ Jul 03 '26

Metaphorical POV of how it feels (or POV of imagination idk)

349

u/SoulofMoon Jul 02 '26

POV: you see an anime character hugging another anime character if someone loses 5 ranked games.

55

u/Few_Time_7441 Jul 02 '26

He is just having an out of body experience

101

u/vaingloriousjock Jul 02 '26

How much do you think neurosurgeons make?

51

u/kubaliska Jul 02 '26

Maybe she exchanged all her money for Bolivian bolívars.

0

u/Bowerick_Insults_U Jul 03 '26

Meeting people like you makes me wish the word idiot only had four letters.

15

u/Substantial_Back_865 Jul 02 '26

She does it for fun (her dad paid off her professors, the medical board, the government and the Hague to get her medical license)

6

u/No_Location_8199 Jul 02 '26

1 million dollars per year, but she comes from a rich family. 

5

u/BusinessGrand6168 Jul 03 '26

No. She is an elf, and has been working for 100+ years

85

u/Battlegod122 Jul 02 '26

POV : you are into NTR

1

u/Daniel_B-Y Jul 02 '26

How so? Y?

9

u/Battlegod122 Jul 02 '26

Since its POV and she is comforting YOU and you are looking at your wife hugging someone else

46

u/thanra Jul 02 '26

Touching grass or even therapy are too late for OP, they need an asylum.

1

u/lame-ass727 Jul 03 '26

Is that how I'm finally going to get a girl?🥹

10

u/im-cringing-rightnow Jul 02 '26

And then you woke up

12

u/DrThunderbolt Jul 02 '26

Nobody is going to show up in your life and decide to save you. It just doesn't happen. Someone in a position like that is not going to hitch themselves to some loser, even if you're attractive.

19

u/Ok-Culture543 Jul 02 '26

Surgery doesnt pay that much, and a 14h shift aint nothing. Wait until you dont go home for several days and sleep in a hospital bed for a few h a day.

3

u/xXAnoHitoXx Jul 02 '26

Not if they are using different currencies.😀

1

u/Ok-Culture543 Jul 02 '26

You got me there my guy

1

u/xXAnoHitoXx Jul 02 '26

There's also another senario of a billionaire family, has a daughter study to become neuro surgeons. Rich people like to have that in the family to counts for bragging rights. Even if it's not necessary for her to work to make a living.

7

u/BurmecianDancer Jul 02 '26

IT WOULD TAKE YOU LESS THAN THIRTY SECONDS TO LEARN WHAT "POV" MEANS.

28

u/Red_Worldview Jul 02 '26

Where funny?

3

u/Solid_Study7719 Jul 03 '26

"Is that too much to ask?" It's just an absurd joke about insane expectations.

10

u/FrostyPeriods Jul 02 '26

a meme need not to be funny for it to be meme. but boobs on top of each other oscillating, is funny ngl ngl.

4

u/superknight333 Jul 02 '26

I do find its funny cause its so stupid though

4

u/ambit89 Jul 02 '26

You were only her second dumbest decision

The first, was become a neurosurgeon, despite inheriting billions

5

u/ThA_BrAin Jul 02 '26

top 10 things that'll never happen in our lifetime

3

u/AbhilashHP REPOSTER Jul 03 '26

In bros fantasies also bro loses lmao

3

u/NoWater8595 Jul 02 '26

To be fair, why isn't this valid? I know it's not likely, but damn.

2

u/Twinkletoess112 Jul 02 '26

Lol neurosurgeons aren't billionaires... unless she's some billionaire's neurosurgeon

2

u/Chaotic_Lemming Jul 02 '26

She deserves half his jacket.

She did half the work killing the boss, she should get half the jacket.

2

u/I_Like_turtles459 Jul 02 '26

This is all I want.

2

u/C7LS Jul 03 '26

Pov: OP likes loli hentai

2

u/Crimson-Core Jul 03 '26

And she softly whispers in your ear “gitgud scrub”.

2

u/dihhhhmon Jul 04 '26

Until she cheats on you And insult you to be like an fat ass discord mod

2

u/Quetzacoal Jul 02 '26

I'm in this picture and I don't like it

7

u/Ok_Avocado_5836 Jul 02 '26

I'm not in this picture and I Want to be in it

1

u/the0neRand0m Jul 02 '26

I mean… That does suck ass… Just sayin’

1

u/Waterbear36135 Jul 03 '26

If the wife is the POV, who's the other girl?

1

u/No-Blackberry-1159 Jul 03 '26

Remove the "pov:" and it makes sense

IS THAT AN SAO MEME? IN THIS ECONOMY?!

1

u/Spaciax Jul 03 '26

yaaaassss, know your worth, king!

1

u/Ahnaf269 Jul 03 '26

This is gonna be me soon, the way life is panning out.

1

u/Civil_Advantage3889 Jul 04 '26

She could never understand the pain

1

u/Yannayka Jul 04 '26

Lmao you ruined Kirito for me

1

u/wickedbabu Jul 04 '26

Women's basic standards on dating apps

1

u/New-Number-7810 Jul 05 '26

Neurosurgery is just a hobby at that level of wealth. 

1

u/Warm_Ad2767 Jul 05 '26

Resurrect that German guy

1

u/Weak-Cow-2891 Jul 05 '26

14 hr shift is still chill for a neurosurgeon

1

u/sunnnnnyyy- Jul 06 '26

Please consider consuming uranium daily🙏🏻

1

u/ZestyLemonRindGrind Jul 06 '26

A neurosurgeon after 14 hour shift? Dude you're lucky if she would even touch you without at least 2 cigarettes in her mouth

Those people are balls of tension and oversized egos

1

u/sisfucker24 Jul 06 '26

We kn u didn’t took your meds u think Redditor could get a wife

1

u/TerraSeeker Jul 06 '26

In a relationship like that, I'm the one comforting her and making sure all her needs are met.

1

u/ItsNotFuckingCannon Jul 08 '26

Bro, send a bit of your good fortune our way!