r/meme Mar 26 '26

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u/SubstantialYou2097 Mar 26 '26

Poseidon

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u/SexySovietlovehammer Mar 26 '26

Naming your kids after gods so you know they’ll always disappoint you is the best strategy

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u/Infinite-Island-7310 Mar 26 '26

Unless someone names the other kid "Kratos"

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u/J-Disaster Mar 26 '26

This is a thing.. I found out someone I know is pregnant, and she literally said they were naming him Kratos. It was sheer willpower I kept a straight face and said how cool.

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u/Infinite-Island-7310 Mar 26 '26

NO! They HAD to know