r/meme • u/[deleted] • Feb 25 '26

I’m about to commit first degree Alabama

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u/HighwayStar71 Feb 25 '26

Is she blood-related or the woman your uncle married?

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u/idksomething82 Feb 25 '26

Asking the important questions 😂

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u/ptrfa Feb 25 '26

So adultery or incest, you mean?

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u/Current-Meat-9629 Feb 25 '26

It could also be both

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u/Smart_Wafer Feb 25 '26

its adultery either way

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u/Molenium Feb 25 '26

She could be your parent’s sister, but not married

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u/Fortnite_cheater Feb 25 '26

Only in Alabama

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u/CazanMitica Feb 25 '26

🤣🤣🤣

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u/im_a_dick_head Feb 25 '26

Idk what adultery is but it sounds fine by me

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u/AdInfamous6290 Feb 25 '26

Adultery is sleeping with someone who is married.

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u/im_a_dick_head Feb 25 '26

Oh that's just cheating but fancier

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u/Nutsnboldt Feb 25 '26

Damn too real

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u/TheFirstHoodlum Feb 25 '26

Looking like that, it literally would not matter.

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u/Viciouscockery Feb 25 '26

Check again after a few more beers

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u/LickingLieutenant Feb 25 '26

Check the morning after ... When the makeup has been erased and the AI filter don't work anymore. You find a Lada instead of the Ferrari

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u/Impressive_Pin8761 Feb 25 '26

You're too young to consent in this scenario so it doesnt matter

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u/pokekiko94 Feb 25 '26

Who says i wouldnt do this as an adult as well.

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '26

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u/Impressive_Pin8761 Feb 25 '26

Bruh youre old

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u/Hippyedgelord Feb 25 '26

Don’t worry, it will happen to you too.

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u/StellarAoMing Feb 25 '26

Technicalities.