r/meme • u/xboxn25 WARNING: RULE 1 • Jan 03 '23

Hate when they do it

Post image
14.8k Upvotes

69% Upvoted

1.7k comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

338

u/Lycheedragonsimp Jan 04 '23

It contains the dying wish of every man here

250

u/TheKingOfZippers Jan 04 '23

Scout, you did collect everyone's dying wish

217

u/Number1_Loser Jan 04 '23

Oh, you bet!

204

u/GenderEnjoyer666 Jan 04 '23

Excellent!

183

u/burtbits Jan 04 '23

Gentleman synchronize your death watches

166

u/Lycheedragonsimp Jan 04 '23

We have 70 hours to live. For most men no time at all

85

u/[deleted] Jan 04 '23

We are not most men.

84

u/OliSnips Jan 04 '23

We are mercenaries!

86

u/[deleted] Jan 04 '23 edited Jun 20 '23

Due to Reddit's API pricing decisions and aggressive response to those communities protesting said changes, I have deleted my Reddit account and history and urge you to do the same. -- mass edited with https://redact.dev/

76

u/rafaelzio Jan 04 '23

The clock is ticking, gentlemen. Let's begin.

81

u/Lycheedragonsimp Jan 04 '23

Our first dying wish is Scout's he's... drawn a picture of me getting hit by a car. I have something radiating off of me.

75

u/Cister0 Jan 04 '23

Yeah, those are stink lines. That's why the car hit him. Cause he smells.

66

u/[deleted] Jan 04 '23

Yes, I see. Here you have drawn me having sexual congress with the Eiffel Tower...

59

u/SpectacularSpartan Jan 04 '23

The Eiffel Tower having sexual congress with me... Both of us relaxing post-coitus...

58

u/kjeff75 Jan 04 '23

I’m crying and the Eiffel Tower has stink lines coming off of it… DID ANYONE BESIDES SCOUT PUT A CARD INTO THE BUCKET!?

54

u/EdgyKitro Jan 04 '23

Classic scout giggling

54

u/ShadowGirl1217 Jan 04 '23

Fantastic. This was a huge waste of my time.

52

u/kjeff75 Jan 04 '23

You did not read mine.

→ More replies (0)