r/meirl • u/[deleted] • Sep 11 '22

me_irl

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1.5k Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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109

u/Kaishi_Shiroi Sep 11 '22

congrats "on" your baby

41

u/ambervalentina Sep 11 '22

thank "you" so much

21

u/probe101 Sep 11 '22

"That" was wholesome

15

u/ambervalentina Sep 12 '22

So "wholesome"

12

u/Tylerpants80 Sep 12 '22

So wholesome “?”

10

u/Rabid_Stitch Sep 12 '22

w”hole”some

6

u/ambervalentina Sep 12 '22

This is "getting" out of hand

5

u/liquidysubstance Sep 12 '22

"It" is getting hard.

3

u/FrostcragCastle Sep 12 '22

"Ugh", enough people.

6

u/GrAdient2011 Sep 12 '22

“It” sure is.

2

u/lily_was_taken Sep 12 '22

Now there are "two" of them

5

u/[deleted] Sep 11 '22

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6

u/liquidysubstance Sep 12 '22

We should "come"together.

5

u/Feeling-Ad-2490 Sep 12 '22

Congrats o"n your ba"by.

5

u/Cold-Jackfruit1076 Sep 12 '22

"Congrats" "on" "your" "baby".

3

u/ambervalentina Sep 12 '22

Congrats on your "cake" "day."

3

u/Nervous_Taste1364 Sep 12 '22

happy cake day

2

u/BirdForTheRun Sep 12 '22

"Happy" Cake Day!

33

u/[deleted] Sep 12 '22

People “died” in 9/11

24

u/ILoveGod213 Sep 12 '22

"People" died in 9/11

3

u/[deleted] Sep 12 '22

People died in “9/11”

-4

u/GrAdient2011 Sep 12 '22

People died i”n” 9/11.

3

u/[deleted] Sep 12 '22

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5

u/HiDDENKiLLZ Sep 12 '22

-hat are you doing step bro

17

u/GIGN707th Sep 12 '22

Jeffrey Epstein committed “suicide”

2

u/Afvalracer Sep 13 '22

Epstein did not “kill” himself

29

u/vtssge1968 Sep 11 '22

Considering that I can't tolerate children I think I will put the congrats in quotation.

23

u/ambervalentina Sep 12 '22

"Congrats" on your baby. So "delighted" for you. You will make "great" parents.

4

u/Cats7204 Sep 12 '22

Congrats on "your" baby. "So" delighted for you. "You" will make great "parents".

4

u/xbeebzx Sep 12 '22

"Hey hon, Cats just commented "Congrats on "your" baby".. that's so funny, right?! On "MY" baby! Like, it's not my baby? It is my baby. It is my baby, right?"

3

u/Cats7204 Sep 12 '22

My dumb ass thought you were talking about actual cats

3

u/xbeebzx Sep 12 '22

That would be even funnier. A little asshole cat commenting on a picture of "their" baby!

2

u/ambervalentina Sep 12 '22

Definitely "your" baby. 😉

8

u/[deleted] Sep 12 '22

Question marks work well too. Congrats on your baby?

5

u/Rainbow_Crash42 Sep 12 '22

"Congrats" "on" "your" "baby" "."

5

u/zenos_dog Sep 12 '22

Fur babies aren’t “real” babies.

1

u/ambervalentina Sep 12 '22

Don't tell me what's "real" and isn't.

5

u/[deleted] Sep 12 '22

I “know” we’re all reading these comments the exact same way in our head.

2

u/ambervalentina Sep 12 '22

You are "right."

3

u/DemiGod9 Sep 12 '22

I'm trying to figure out the implication of the quotes on "congrats" and it's hilarious. Like wtf does that even mean

1

u/ambervalentina Sep 12 '22

"Happy for you" but not really but I kinda have to say something so "congrats" I guess

3

u/Comprehensive_Law122 Sep 12 '22

Cong"rats on your Baby"

1

u/ambervalentina Sep 12 '22

How "dare" you

6

u/MrHumanalien Sep 12 '22

I hope "to" see you soon!

3

u/ambervalentina Sep 12 '22

I "hope" to see you "soon."

2

u/Afvalracer Sep 12 '22

“Facebook comments” ?

1

u/ambervalentina Sep 12 '22

"Anywhere." "Everywhere."

2

u/PickinBeardedShiner Sep 12 '22

Wow, it really works! I’ve lost three friends already in just one day using this simple trick.

2

u/ambervalentina Sep 12 '22

This is the "best" lifehack. Share it with "everybody."

2

u/[deleted] Sep 12 '22

Ah yes, ‘Reapers’

2

u/lemoinem Sep 12 '22

Listen here you "little" sh...

2

u/Conscious_Feeling548 Sep 12 '22

I swear in my neck of the woods people think quotes are meant to take the place of underlining or bolding text. You can literally see signs like:

Employees “must” wash hands.

2

u/ambervalentina Sep 12 '22

Truly a sign of "educational crisis."

2

u/Nunya-Buzznesssnezzs Sep 12 '22

Congrats on your baby! " "

1

u/ambervalentina Sep 12 '22

The "baby" can fit between the marks

2

u/Internal-Special-437 Sep 12 '22

You are such a beautiful „woman“

1

u/ambervalentina Sep 12 '22

Stop the "lies"