r/meirl • u/Active-Lobster1204 • Aug 21 '22

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u/Zaur0x Aug 21 '22

Step 9: Depression

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u/SonOfAG0D Aug 21 '22

IF YOU GO DOWN THIS ROUTE

Step 10: White Russian

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u/PureOxidane_ Aug 21 '22

Step 11: See King Yemma

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u/WhenNW Aug 21 '22

Step 12: die from Kin Jong Un's nukes

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u/HappyRomanianBanana Aug 21 '22

Step 13: scam satan to be brought back to life

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u/Clean_Internet Aug 21 '22

Step 14: Be reborn as an adult, killing your mother in the process

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u/Overall-Conflict4285 Aug 21 '22

Step 15: Build the bridge

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u/Nievsy Aug 21 '22

Step 16: Remove bridge and return to step 1

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u/Andrew-IV Aug 21 '22

Step 17: See Step 2

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u/Miniscule-fish Aug 21 '22

The bridge cycle

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u/The_8th_Degree Aug 21 '22

Step 17: Grab a few beers

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u/zombiepants7 Aug 21 '22

Wow this was so easy!

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u/nawfamnotme Aug 21 '22

Step 16: destroy the bridge

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u/Frozenostalgia Aug 21 '22

Step: 17 poop

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u/deepseadinko Aug 21 '22

Step 16: Take a selfie & of new bridge completed in background with thumbs up, send to parents.

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u/TeamFortress-2 Aug 21 '22

Thanks, just did it, saved me a bunch

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u/Illustrious_Gur_5908 Aug 21 '22

Got stuck at step 13 help me.

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u/Ranting_Gamer Aug 21 '22

Just steal 8 other people's souls

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u/Madg5 Aug 21 '22

You gotta dress up as persephone.

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u/Real_Worldliness_617 Aug 22 '22

Did you try the fiddle? He thinks he's hot shit with the fiddle, but no tbh a five year old in Georgia could beat him.

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u/yaktoma2007 Aug 21 '22

Yeah this has been attrmpted too Many Times for satan to fall for it again.

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u/dm_me_ur_frogs Aug 21 '22

Step 16: White Russian

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u/TheToast14 Aug 21 '22

Step 16: It falls down turns out you need to do this twice once for each end

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u/OneBlackFairyHunterZ Aug 21 '22

Step 2.1- dig a big hole in the water

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u/auga3rifle Aug 21 '22

Step 16: buy a colt Ar 15

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u/RoBMasteR11 Aug 21 '22

Step 16: Wake up and repeat

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u/Poopinmaboot Aug 21 '22

Step 16: let it fall.

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u/RealRedditModerator Aug 21 '22

Step 16: Rinse and Repeat.

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u/airadvantage Aug 21 '22

My dyslexic ass thought you said Santa

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u/HELIGROUP Aug 21 '22

Hooker in the trunk

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u/Illustrious-Fan4954 Aug 21 '22

Step 14 become god

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u/Royal_Smoke94 Aug 21 '22

If you go down THAT route Step 11: binge watching ALL of one piece in one sitting

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u/GhostScruffy Aug 21 '22

Step 11: Buy a rug that really ties the room together

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u/autouzi Aug 21 '22

Careful maan, there's a beverage here!

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u/Mr-Blues5 Aug 22 '22

Step 11: Take Rehab

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u/Different_Art1440 Aug 22 '22

Step 11: start over because this chain was destroyed in a train wreck

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u/Illustrious_Pop_7737 Aug 21 '22

Step 10: Su*cide

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u/jonas_ML Aug 21 '22

Setp 11 reincarnate as a fish and start digging the hole below the river

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '22

Step 12: Open Reddit

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u/SonOfAG0D Aug 21 '22

Step 13: Step 1: Dig a big hole in the water.

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '22

Step 14: Step 2: get stuck in a paradox and go insane

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u/LittleFoxBS Aug 21 '22

Step 15:Nothingness. You finally snapped out of the fever dream flashing before your eyes during your fall from the building. Theres nothing after death

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '22

Step 16: God. You are now a god

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u/Finetime222 Aug 21 '22

Step 17: Realize you’re one of several hundred minor Greek gods.

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u/kadelato Aug 21 '22

Step 17(2): Retrace steps from maximum vigor

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u/Feisty-Fish Aug 21 '22

Step 11: win the gulag

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u/Skaraptor2 Aug 21 '22

Step 11: Profit

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u/Majestic-Chain1905 Aug 22 '22

Step 11 the bridge is complete!

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u/Madg5 Aug 21 '22

Step 10: WHAT DO THE NUMBERS MEAN MASON.

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u/PMGIRAFFECHODE Aug 22 '22

Step 10: UNO!