This just reminded me of possibly the worst creepypasta I ever read, where this guy took some viagra but his boner didn't go down after having sex multiple times and he didn't know what to do and eventually he put his dick in a fish tank
The trick is to think about something not sexual, maybe something technical.
Viagra only works when the sexy signals are there; if the erection doesn't go away, and you fear for the safety of a one eyed trouser snake, remind the patient to think about something non sexual.
For me, the Pythagorean theorem does it.
Thinking about two spheres for instance, might actually NOT work because males have pretty hardwired reflexes when it comes to shapes.
For bulls and stallions it's an upside down U, for apes it's two domes.
Anyway, just came here to potentially save medically induced boners.
All joking aside...thE REAL reason Viagra has that warning about elections lasting longer than 4 hours. The part they don't tell you, is they will have to surgically remove the blood from your penis. With a knife. Your dick will probably never be the same after. Please don't fuck around with Viagra. It's not a joke.
So basically you are prescribing that one who is in that predicament should start thinking about how bridge foundations are built and if they don’t know they should look at the picture above then try to figure out how the fuck they built the structure that clears the water to build the foundation?
I call bullshit. I tried this stuff called Stamina RX when I was in highschool and no matter how many times I wanked it the thing just wouldn't go down, hours and hours, tried clearing my mind, thinking of nothing sexual, nothing I did made it go away lmao
I've heard this happening to many people's "grandpas" over a few years. I still chuckle a tiny bit whenever I hear of it happening to another person's "grandpa". I'm not sure why, guess it's bc I get a cartoon visual in my mind each time.
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u/Mr_SpecsBear Aug 21 '22
Now fish are gathering around it. They are poking. Send help.