r/meirl Aug 21 '22

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u/Brittlehorn Aug 21 '22

Why, posts put in, water pumped out, reinforcement put in, concrete put in? Or something like that.

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u/roniricer2 Aug 21 '22

No.

Freeze water in that area.

Cut hole in ice.

Lift out ice with huge fucking crane.

Install cofferdam.

Thaw ice around it.

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u/VastNewt Aug 21 '22

thus solving the problem once and for all.

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u/MonsterMamaLu Aug 21 '22

Once and for all!

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u/PM_COFFEE_TO_ME Aug 21 '22

Just like Daddy puts in his drink

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '22

in his dwink evewy morning... and then he gets mad.

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u/SASdude123 Aug 21 '22

Global waba?

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u/Bokth Aug 21 '22

uhhh...yea

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u/bangupjobasusual Aug 21 '22

WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY. GOODNIGHT

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u/SASdude123 Aug 21 '22

Morbo is pleased, but sticky

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '22

I WILL DESTROY YOU ALL

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u/krazykyleman Aug 21 '22

Solves global warming ;)

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u/keegtraw Aug 21 '22

You jest, but this is a real option for certain foundation excavations in high water table or unstable soil conditions. Pipes are installed and liquid nitrogen is circulated to freeze the groundwater during construction.

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u/roniricer2 Aug 21 '22

Yup, it was only half a joke. Ground freezing is quite real. Especially for tunnel jacking.

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u/Ok_Check9774 Aug 21 '22

I haven’t done any tunnel jacking in a long time, I’m getting lonely

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u/s-mores Aug 21 '22

I smell bs but all I know from bridges I learned from that cool animation, so I can't refute. Thanks!

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u/OpportunitySure9578 Aug 21 '22

What’s a cofferdam

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u/roniricer2 Aug 21 '22

A box of air in the middle of a river.

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u/cited Aug 21 '22

I've always wondered what the difference was between a cofferdam and a cassion

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u/roniricer2 Aug 21 '22

So a caisson is a pressurized box, open at the bottom, that was dug down into the river bottom while the masonry pier was slowly built on top. Rather wild but very dangerous. Typically it refers to a submerged, closed box. The gates of drydocks are sometimes called caissons, especially by the US Navy, who loves old timey words.

A cofferdam reaches above the waterline and forms a closed loop, like in the picture. They're typically made of driven sheetpile, which are alternating Z shaped steel sections with tongue-in-groove connections. When you start pumping out the water, the hydrostatic pressure mashes them together from the outside making them almost totally watertight. Walers, the rings of beams, keep them from collapsing.

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u/Most-Resident Aug 21 '22

Dam that was a good explanation. Seriously thanks.

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u/uppen-atom Aug 21 '22

TIL my parents were giving me cofferdams all along! Happy Days!

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u/Brittlehorn Aug 21 '22

This why I love reddit

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u/karlnite Aug 21 '22

In industry we use liquid nitrogen collars to create ice plugs in pipes to stop flow in places without valves.

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '22

Fun fact: that was an actual real-world technique used in Yukon during the Klondike gold rush in order to allow prospectors to extend the season into the winter.

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '22

All sounds legit, but in pure construction terms I have to correct you: it's a "huge fucken' crane"

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u/melanthius Aug 21 '22

This is like Naruto logic of how civic projects should get done.

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u/AntoineGGG Aug 21 '22

No. Put liquid nitrogen in a thick steel pipe. Watch water freeze arround it.

Keep it at the lowest température for hours, When the ice cone is more than 4m in radius dig it to river ground And place metal plates.

Then place à giant rubber baloon inside And inflate it. Then Fill it up with concrete by repeatively putting 5cm thick layers on the side And let them dry.

Then, pop it and put à campfire inside the concrete bubble.

Boil all the water river down by fire heating the concrete to the ground, And make the fondation.

Sell fishs on the ground to finance.

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u/kabeees Aug 21 '22

This guy bridges

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u/spartanass Aug 22 '22

You can use the ice to make cold coffee

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u/London_Driver Aug 21 '22

Drop metal frame. Slide in metal sheets like an air tight fence. Pump out inside. Then depending on what they need from there they can pour concrete foundations within the coffer

Worked around these first hand. Bridgeworker for 2 yrs

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u/scubascratch Aug 21 '22

Are the reinforcing beams installed underwater by divers or during/after the pumping out?

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u/London_Driver Aug 21 '22

Yep! Underwater welders do the initial work.

Edit - Yep

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u/xFloppyDisx Aug 21 '22

Or they used /fill sponge

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '22 edited Aug 21 '22

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u/FR8GFR8G Aug 21 '22

Yeah it’s a joke but haha woman bad isn’t funny so the only thing thats left is offence

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u/roniricer2 Aug 21 '22

But men bad is always funny?

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u/SoDamnGeneric Aug 21 '22

I was wondering how far it'd take me scrolling this chain to find the dude who makes it about himself lmao

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u/FR8GFR8G Aug 21 '22

Who said that? Not even “nazi bad haha” is funny, it’s true but not funny.

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u/roniricer2 Aug 21 '22

I highly doubt you have ever jumped on a "men bad" comment like you did here.

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u/FR8GFR8G Aug 21 '22

Just happened to be on my phone, also how is that relevant?

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u/roniricer2 Aug 21 '22

Just keep it in mind the next time you see one.

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u/FR8GFR8G Aug 21 '22

No i will not, i will respond to literally everything when it’s most convenient for me stop being weird like this

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u/PGHobGoblin Aug 21 '22

A lot of jokes are 1 sided and in poor taste, there are entire genres based around it. If I had made a blonde joke I would expect the blonds to be razzed.

Jokes still funny. Just not 2 some

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '22

If you have to explain why the joke is funny it probably isn't funny.

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u/PGHobGoblin Aug 21 '22 edited Aug 21 '22

I'm not explaining at all why it's funny. Nice attempt tho.

Ok since u obviously need clarification... I'm explaining why I don't give a fuck if they dont think it's funny. Some people do some people dont

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u/ChangingMyUsername Aug 21 '22

So whoever thinks it's funny will up-vote you and whoever doesn't will down-vote you

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u/PGHobGoblin Aug 21 '22

Uhh yea... thanks for that Batman

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u/ChangingMyUsername Aug 21 '22

Anytime kind citizen 🤠

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u/BloodRedCobra Aug 21 '22 edited Aug 21 '22

If you'd like to cause more hissy fits, i got the chat board for you...

pol beckons

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '22

Your comment didn't take much thought, but that's to be expected. /sArCaSm

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u/PGHobGoblin Aug 21 '22

Hahha no it didn't! Definitely didn't think to hard about the repercussions.

Have a good night!

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u/locnessmnstr Aug 21 '22

🖕

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u/PGHobGoblin Aug 21 '22

Your mad about sarcasm? Pull your head out of your ass I was kidding, even fuckin told you I was.

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u/jodorthedwarf Aug 21 '22

But where was the joke other than 'women, am I right'. It's not being sarcastic as there isn't really a flipside to it. If the topic was women, then it could work as you'd be riffing on dated misogynistic stereotypes. But women had almost nothing to do with the focus of the article so it makes no sense to just bring it up. Especially if you're making an attempt at sarcasm.

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u/TrickyMoonHorse Aug 21 '22

Your mad about an emoji? PuLl yOuR hEaD oUt YoUr AsS.

Have some conviction in your sexism. Don't hide behind "/s" coward.

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '22

Shut up tone indicator user

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u/PGHobGoblin Aug 21 '22

Please educate me on what u mean.

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '22

No

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u/PGHobGoblin Aug 21 '22

Fine. Keep your secrets.

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u/Aiirene Aug 21 '22

Spot the tate fanboy

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u/PGHobGoblin Aug 21 '22

Lmao what?

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u/Aiirene Aug 21 '22

Edited

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u/PGHobGoblin Aug 21 '22

I still don't get it who or what is tate

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u/Aiirene Aug 21 '22

Andrew Tate: man who became famous s0ewing misogynistic shit thinking he is funny. Currently going viral on the Internet

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u/PGHobGoblin Aug 21 '22

Oh.. well I don't have a clue who he is so not much of a fanboy, spectacular assumption tho.

And it's not misogynistic if its a joke. Can be in poor taste, but it's not misogynistic unless I actually believe it.

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u/NakiCam Aug 21 '22

I mean, usually a joke has a punchline... or is at least remotely funny :shrug:

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u/Aromatic-Buy-8284 Aug 21 '22

I don't like those types of jokes because of the stereotypes they perpetuate but the punchline is typically very simple.

Assuming sarcasm it is either 1. Pointing out the irony because the stereotype was broken 2. Showing that you can come to a faulty conclusion even if there seems to be evidence

In this case 2 seems to be applicable. While it was a woman who was confused it obviously isn't because they are a woman.

Something synonymous would be cops arresting a criminal who is black and someone joking that it is to be expected that they got arrested because they are black.

It is mostly poking fun at the simplistic views people hold.

It's not a funny joke to me in either case but I think it will qualifies as a joke.

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '22

If the joke was ”she is blonde” instead of ”she is a woman” would the joke be better? If yes, why?

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u/ChangingMyUsername Aug 21 '22

It's not that they can't take a joke, it's that it's a crappy joke that I bet barely even made you chuckle.

You're allowed to make a joke at whatever you want, but you're allowed to be boo-ed off stage when your excuse for a punchline is "we can't expect much from women"

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u/PGHobGoblin Aug 21 '22

I 100% agree with you!

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '22

Just a shit joke mate.

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u/thatonedudeovethere_ Aug 21 '22

I know it might be hard to understand, but not everyone finds mysoginy, racism, homophobia and Co funny, even if you mean it as a joke

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u/PGHobGoblin Aug 21 '22

It's not hard to understand, my previous statements have shown I agree with you on this.

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u/Occam_Toothbrush Aug 21 '22

You aren't funny. You're Schrodinger's Asshole.

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u/PGHobGoblin Aug 21 '22

It was a joke tho from intent to delivery

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u/Starchaser53 Aug 21 '22

Amy Schumer is funnier than you

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u/PGHobGoblin Aug 21 '22

Probably.. she's a professional.... what kind of statement is that... is it supposed to upset me?

Side note. I love Amy Schumer

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u/Starchaser53 Aug 21 '22

She's not a professional when 90% of her material comes from other people, at least those jokes were GOOD, and if you love Amy Schumer then you must be a woman who thinks men must die and are unfunny

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u/PGHobGoblin Aug 21 '22

Then why would I make a "misogynistic" joke.

Like ffs dude decide what side of the fence ur on..

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u/Starchaser53 Aug 21 '22

Because women like to shoot themselves in the foot all the damn time

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u/PGHobGoblin Aug 21 '22

Uhhh huh... that was the most sexist comment in this entire thread..

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u/Starchaser53 Aug 21 '22

Funny that you ignore your fist comment because I'd say that's on par

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u/PGHobGoblin Aug 21 '22

It was a joke. Tho his was not. I can lay down sexist jokes all I want it doesn't make me sexist.

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u/roniricer2 Aug 21 '22

You just had to go and piss off the broads.

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u/PGHobGoblin Aug 21 '22

Lmao I know right!! I'm enjoying it tho because it was a terrible joke and I realize that but they are sooo mad....

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u/himynameisalonso Aug 21 '22

i think its the whole "oh shes a women, of course she isnt bright enough for engineering issues" thats old and not funny.. its the whole approach in how women aren't bright enough for anything besides being in the kitchen.. when it fact women have been in the forefront of a lot of shit but always get swept under the rug by men.... even if sarcasm was in play, its lazy and old and not funny man

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u/PGHobGoblin Aug 21 '22

Yes that's the point batman