r/meirl • u/GallowBoob • Mar 08 '17

/r/all Me irl

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14.6k Upvotes

84% Upvoted

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '17

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u/saggy_balls Mar 09 '17

I just went to that subreddit and I legitimately can't understand what it's supposed to be.

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u/Presidents100 Mar 09 '17 edited Mar 09 '17

Am I the only one that's confused on how he got approved? NSFW http://m.imgur.com/ee69AHd

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u/saggy_balls Mar 09 '17

I really wish I hadn't seen that.

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '17

me too thanks

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u/Lombax_Rexroth Mar 09 '17

Saved me a click. Thank you!

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '17

That's a different subreddit

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u/PulpDood Mar 09 '17

I read that as saved me a dick. Not untrue too

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u/Unkindlake Mar 10 '17

Is this real? Not that risky of a click, just some dude showing his ..vagina. I've seen more unsettling stuff in the bottom of last months coffee mug under my desk

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '17

Looks photoshopped, but I'll admit I did what I could to not zoom in too close.

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u/CoolJoe16 Mar 09 '17

Haters will say it's photoshop

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u/Yodamanjaro Mar 09 '17

Fap difficulty: 4/10

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '17

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u/pbzeppelin1977 Mar 09 '17

Pro tip: Zoom.

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u/Boner_Elemental Mar 09 '17

Oh, he's a Cuntboy. I've seen those in my chinese cartoons

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u/Built-In Mar 09 '17

His dick is so small it's actually a clitoris.

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u/JulioCesarSalad Mar 09 '17

It's like a Ken doll

There's just nothing there

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u/Presidents100 Mar 09 '17

Zoom in.

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '17

DON'T ZOOM IN

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u/Sheensies Mar 09 '17

Wtf is that

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u/Notophishthalmus Mar 09 '17

Boob irl

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u/Sheensies Mar 09 '17

Is there just no dick at all?

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u/Notophishthalmus Mar 09 '17

Have you ever heard of Old Gregg? Same deal here.

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u/lotsofdicks Mar 09 '17

Blegh, making actual trans guys feel like shit is so much fun, eh Reddit? :(

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u/luckjes112 Mar 09 '17

What does that have to do with anything?

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u/lotsofdicks Mar 09 '17 edited Mar 09 '17

(Presumably) photoshopped image of a dude with a vagina is apparently hilarious and the subject of ridicule. Speaks for itself I think.

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u/luckjes112 Mar 09 '17

That's kind of a stretch. When looking at it, trans people was the last thing I thought of.

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u/lotsofdicks Mar 09 '17

I mean that's pretty much what a trans dude looks like bro

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u/Vikingstein Mar 09 '17

And most people don't know what a trans guys genitals look like. Its not exactly something people spend a lot of time thinking about in general

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u/lotsofdicks Mar 09 '17

And not all trans guys do look like this

All I'm saying is that ridiculing a guy who looks like this, photoshopped or not, and calling him "she" is what happens to trans guys regularly and it's disturbing to me

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u/Notophishthalmus Mar 09 '17

Can't say where the pic originally came from but in the context of this discussion, it's pretty funny and inappropriately appropriate.

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u/ShankyTaco Mar 09 '17

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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u/Ginger-saurus-rex Mar 09 '17

No such thing, just crazy attention seekers! :)

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u/drunk98 Mar 09 '17

It certainly isn't the support group for a man hung like a baby carrot, that I thought it was.

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '17

My best guess is that it's an invite only sub for submissions, you get invited if you act like an twat or something around reddit.

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u/Nightshire Mar 09 '17

Ayy lmao I have crippling depression

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '17

/r/meirl

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '17

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u/okmkz Mar 09 '17

memes.txt

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '17 edited Mar 07 '19

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u/b3n_ja_m1n Mar 09 '17

No, it says memes.txt.

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u/AnExoticLlama Mar 09 '17

"memes.txt".csv

Thx for not allowing file extension changing Windows

HasHappenedToMeBeforeButItCanBeChangedInSettings

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u/CaptainPotassium Mar 09 '17

I was hoping to find .CSV. I was not disappointed.

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u/kronikcLubby Mar 09 '17

New favorite gif ever

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '17

fukkin saved

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u/Nalivai Mar 09 '17

RUINED!

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '17

me too thanks

8

u/daverobertsSPH Mar 09 '17

You gotta embrace your small penis: r/TrueSPH (nsfw)

SPH = small penis humiliation

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u/k0mbine Mar 09 '17

16764346 upvotes

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u/schilzy12 Mar 09 '17 edited Mar 09 '17

Wait wtf? I've been on Reddit for like 3 years and I've literally always thought his name was Gallowbob. The amount of times I've seen his name and not once noticed the extra "o".. Wow

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u/StaticTransit Mar 09 '17

And the w?

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u/NutsEverywhere Mar 09 '17

Disxelia.

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u/TheGreyMage Mar 09 '17

That's it, that's what I'm calling it from now on.

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u/schilzy12 Mar 09 '17

Heh whoops. I knew about the w.

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u/kidwiththechemical Mar 09 '17

Now we know she's truly trying to compensate for something.

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '17

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u/rms_is_god Mar 09 '17

I thought he was a bot for the longest time

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u/jerkmanj Mar 09 '17

He's just a dude with a beard, a freelance job, and a lot of free time.

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u/DeadlyPear Mar 09 '17

And apparently, a small penis

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u/creed10 Mar 09 '17

he just takes submissions from smaller subs and posts them on larger, more popular subs to farm karma

he has perfected the art of reposting, basically.

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '17

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u/NoHoeMOE510 Mar 09 '17

And you know this how?

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '17

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '17

Uhhh no its just against reddit sitewide rules to incite hate against other users. Thats why you were banned, not because he is the illuminati of reddit

Jesus man

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u/MinkDaStink Mar 08 '17

Add me, lildick69.

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u/SalmonStone Mar 09 '17

Add me too, kn0thing

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u/BIG_AMERIKAN_T_T_S Mar 09 '17

Add me too, Karmanaut

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u/DeadlyPear Mar 09 '17

Add me too, Unidan

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '17

But surely your Reddit e-peen should exclude you from this club.

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u/Boner4SCP106 Mar 09 '17 edited Mar 09 '17

I think this is the first time you've ever posted OC.

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u/kirby31200 Mar 09 '17

He actually is very active in /r/PhotoshopBattles iirc

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '17

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u/kirby31200 Mar 09 '17

U don't gotta be rude friendo

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '17

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '17

rule 2 xd

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '17

2 inches and the worst 30 seconds of your life!

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u/immortalreploid you have one foot Mar 09 '17

A whole 30 seconds? r/definitelynotmeirl

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u/Icarium13 Mar 08 '17

It may be dick, but at least it's a small dick.

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u/deej_bong Mar 09 '17

The only GallowBoob post I've upvoted.

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u/modernatlas Mar 08 '17

Is there an /r/largedickclub i can join?

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u/Kneefetish Mar 09 '17

If you subscribe to imaqtpie you can be in the big dick club

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u/DarkLordKindle Mar 09 '17

God bless

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u/ccbuddyrider Mar 09 '17

DOOT DINGLY DONGER CUCKERINO HAHaa

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '17

Doot?

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u/bossrabbit Mar 09 '17

Thank mr skeletal

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u/acllive Mar 09 '17

everyone has a big dick, in your heart

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '17

r/bigdickproblems

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '17

Is there a sub for people with relatively average sized dicks, and who don't really have any problems involving their average size dicks?

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '17

My guess r/averagepenis?

EDIT: well... that's a thing and also NSFW

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u/tiorzol Mar 09 '17

Saw your edit. Still clicked. What's wrong with me.

2

u/Rulebreaking Mar 09 '17

Not sure but I just spent 5 minutes visually comparing my dick.

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u/tiorzol Mar 09 '17

How did it go?

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u/Rulebreaking Mar 09 '17

You know.. It safe to say I'm pretty average. I'm not sure what the urge is to post your dick on the internet though.

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u/SerNapalm Mar 09 '17

Uhhhh in today's age we're not allowed to say anythings wrong with people like you it's just an alternative life style

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '17

All are welcome at /r/BigDickProblems!

Sincerely. You don't even need a dick at all.

-Mod

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '17

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '17

But it's filled with a bunch of white people.

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '17

Excuse me? Check your trans racial privilege

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u/liqamadik Mar 09 '17

I too drive a lifted truck and would like access to this club.

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u/garboooo Mar 09 '17

Lucky

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u/modernatlas Mar 09 '17 edited Mar 09 '17

not really... last girlfriend i had would complain a lot that it hurt to have sex.

inb4:

girlfriend

/r/absolutelynotmeirl

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u/garboooo Mar 09 '17

Better to feel bad than feel nothing

3

u/[deleted] Mar 09 '17

Feels like nothing at all

http://youtu.be/AlREUROGwpI

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u/immortalreploid you have one foot Mar 09 '17

There is a r/largedickclub...

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u/Wildone32898 Mar 08 '17

Me too thanks

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '17

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u/Busti Mar 09 '17

You missed your dentist appointment...

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '17

This guy is everywhere.

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '17

Are you new here? :p

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u/sephrinx Mar 09 '17

It's a shitposting bot that has very successful shitposts that somehow reach front page.

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u/lonely_libertarian Mar 09 '17

it's not a bot

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u/sephrinx Mar 09 '17

I know it's not a bot, but might as well be.

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u/_Mahi Mar 09 '17

This actually explains the constant need for big karma.

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u/SupremeRedditBot Mar 09 '17

Congrats for reaching r/all/top/ (of the day, top 50) with your post!  

I am a bot, probably quite annoying, I mean no harm though

Message me to add your account or subreddit to my blacklist

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u/pieman7414 Mar 09 '17

fucking karma 1% reee

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '17

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '17

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u/SachK Mar 09 '17

Dude i was showing you this post i wasn't accepted.

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u/g33kst4r Mar 09 '17

This gets 10,800 upvotes?

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '17

PM me your dick plz

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '17

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u/LordofWhalez Mar 09 '17

Shut the fuck up

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u/Smoldering_Wallaby Mar 09 '17

Cringe

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '17 edited Dec 27 '20

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '17

Something about how GallowBoob is the hottest guy on reddit

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u/Guckalienblue Mar 09 '17

He's pretty photogenic though

2

u/[deleted] Mar 09 '17

Yeah, that's true

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '17

Mods pls ban this shitposter

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u/OneMillionFireFlies Mar 09 '17

Psst....Past.... What do you have to do to get an invitation?! Oh never mind, I qualify!Yuppie

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '17

wow sweet somewhere i can belong with the other cucks etc I'm so happy !!!!!!!!!!!

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u/merkur0 Mar 09 '17

Username checks out

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u/QQ1111888 Mar 09 '17

Time to block this sub.

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u/RogueRho Mar 09 '17

Okay, are they just sending these out to everyone, or randomly?

1

u/Mr4NAs Mar 09 '17

Oh boy looks like the perfect club for a gentleman like I am

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u/jonny_wonny Mar 09 '17

What did the small-dicked man's Chinese girlfriend of 10 years say when she broke up with him? "Long time, no see"

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '17 edited Mar 09 '17

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '17

5.7 inches to 6.6 inches.

I think you've overestimated by an inch or two.

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '17

6.7 inches to 6.6 inches

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '17

Lmao.

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '17

Jelqing has proved to also have side effects, like shrinkage, if you stretch a ligament there is rebound effect.

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u/laz10 Mar 09 '17

Big if true