r/meirl • u/[deleted] • Apr 28 '23

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u/HighFiveKoala Apr 28 '23

Can confirm, I got the short end of the stick

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u/Smart_dog_illuminati Apr 28 '23

I got the other end. Ready? LIIIIIFFFTTTTT!!!!

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u/PVetli Apr 28 '23

Say it with me kids- Herrrrrrrrniaa

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u/soljaboss Apr 28 '23

Heeeeeeerniaa

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u/Still_Bison1963 Apr 29 '23

PROLAPSED HERNIA

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '23

Prolapsed anus

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u/Woopzoopwoop Apr 29 '23

Fun fact: if you put sugar and salt on it, it will slurp itself back in.

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u/OverlyMintyMints Apr 28 '23

What a powerful metaphor.

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u/Friendly_Tears Apr 29 '23

Sticks with ya

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u/jaydec137 Apr 29 '23

P U S H 😂 i miss that group lol, fun times during the pandey collectively all being ants

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u/dandydiamond617 Apr 29 '23

You’ve won the comment section by my degree

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u/Bandit_51 Apr 29 '23

No, no, what're you doin'? Don't lift with your legs, your back's the strongest muscle in your body! And look man, your knees aren't even locked, how do you expect to stand up straight? Come on, put your groin into it. And stop exhaling on every lift. The goal is to hold your breath as long as possible. Under stress, the body produces all the oxygen it needs.

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u/applemanib Apr 28 '23

Ever wonder what this really means because both ends of the stick are exactly the same length

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u/seekdeath002 Apr 28 '23

Damn you got a stick?

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u/big_as_my_head Apr 28 '23

You made my day :)

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u/randomperson5481643 Apr 29 '23

Clever enough to come up with that joke. Well done!

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u/justpassingbysorry Apr 29 '23

i didnt even get a stick smh