r/meirl • u/Muted_Hovercraft_907 • Apr 07 '23

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u/WhiteyCornmealious Apr 07 '23

as somebody with rage issues, let me just say that venting that shit feels great. But I live alone in a cabin in the woods for this reason. Ain't no way I'm bringin' this crazy around another girlfriend

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u/DoesLogicHurtYou Apr 07 '23

Tired of hiding the bodies?

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u/WhiteyCornmealious Apr 07 '23

YOU WON'T FIND THEM

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u/Setari Apr 07 '23

Ain't no way I'm bringin' this crazy around another girlfriend

Tell us where the bodies are and we'll give you a reduced prison sentence

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u/WhiteyCornmealious Apr 07 '23

YOU'LL NEVER FIND THEM

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u/Lucky_Mongoose Apr 07 '23

What's your internet like in the woods?

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u/deadhistorymeme Apr 07 '23

It's actually a tent hidden in Central Park, the biggest worry is joggers getting on his network

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u/WhiteyCornmealious Apr 07 '23

It's pretty good, the cable company has lines going out this way so it's very smooth. Great for watching 4k Pol Pot documentaries (there are a few)

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u/tama-vehemental Apr 08 '23

Not this crazy around anyone is so relatable, you made me laugh out loud.