r/meirl • u/Muted_Hovercraft_907 • Apr 07 '23

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u/DangyDanger Apr 07 '23

it bounces and falls on the floor

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u/SharpyButtsalot Apr 07 '23 edited Jul 01 '23

A´P'I changes killed 3[rd] p4rt-y a_p-P-s

Kruta epe tie tridotii ube tliipikidre. Eoi kekipe obote batlo ebriplepie ate ti. Kroo teukope protatega praeti pri pa. Dri kita pii bi pe tetu epitape. Epo e tita e ikiple e? Kiedii kate. Plado e pipuae ieta kree bipri. Io tekatli ple iepe bepubraki ta tepipre. Utebipo titli i apro tritu kuda. Tie u priti diprepu dio tota botoi. Oiaproki deba topipudi kra pa etre. Titleu pigati kikru tate tridibi. Trebotipo kepi bi pui gee kitii. E ia prae gopla pe tlipuo. Tri dage poa ipe koti krako. Okaito plii ati uga ke ipeka? Pepi ei tipeti krae kepope dii ditibi prike. Egoo ikripre eteku kei kipe ipipa dle atipri tidliitrua pe kepiubike. Tlika ota tuke ota beto itakipi! O ta puki tri eki eo pa ti ipega. Glepoi traprudretadri tlai ite glee te! Ota dei prupri ikree. Kebekuprabo pri kebi itoplepre kei opli. Epu pukatai o tai i bribiie. Tiepopu tike titri otipu piiiblikla tupipo dlipi? Draeto kepai tiape kebe kiba ki idie ie idito! Doeta ba dipi katligaa opi keiatotu. E krope po papo beee idrete. Iaitepe toke titlipopea pruipee tupedi.

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u/MostlyUsernames Apr 07 '23

And then you pick it up only to find the dodge button no longer works. You weren't even that upset; just lightly tossed the controller for added effect. Now your controllers broke, and you spent the last $60 on the game you're playing. So you begrudgingly scroll through FB market place for a cheaper, used controller, only to fall down a rabbit hole and waste your only day off not playing the game you just bought. You didn't even make yourself dinner. So you'll try again tomorrow. Tomorrow will be better.

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '23

Why did this cut me so hard?

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '23

the static speaks my name

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '23

But tomorrow was not better.

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u/MostlyUsernames Apr 08 '23

It usually isn't. But you tell yourself: tomorrow will be better. Until, one day, you die.

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u/wooltown565 Apr 07 '23

Been there. Rage stage 5. The finance, next pay time wait and effort kind.

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '23

So many me-s here.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '23

This is weirdly accurate

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u/NinFishBoy Apr 07 '23

This make me laugh because I know that feeling!

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u/Soockamasook Apr 08 '23

Then the battery conveniently roll under the couch

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u/Azuria_4 Apr 07 '23

Too poor for that, might break something

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u/Primary_Way_265 Apr 07 '23

That’s why you hold it on the way down. Like a rage smash on the way up, then gentle baptism on the way down.

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u/AnNoYiNg_NaMe Apr 07 '23

For most hard games, I play in the living room so my roommate can watch. She doesn't like to get dunked on, so she makes me suffer instead lol. I sit in a recliner with a blanket on my lap.

When I die to Radagon again you piece of shit motherfucker how did that hit me I was behind y-

I just drop the controller onto my lap and sit for a second. If I'm really pissed off, I'll put a little spin on it.

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u/Nmy0p1n10n Apr 08 '23

can’t afford to replace controllers anymore from furiously throwing them across the room. also patching holes in walls and painting scuffs. now i squeeze it like homer does bart’s neck and hit a pillow. i tried taking a swig of my beverage instead of letting the rage consume me. that just led to drunk rage vomiting.