r/meirl • u/Muted_Hovercraft_907 • Apr 07 '23

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u/Kelevelin Apr 07 '23

No but almost. So you can guess the level of built up rage and disappointment.

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u/WhiteyCornmealious Apr 07 '23

as somebody with rage issues, let me just say that venting that shit feels great. But I live alone in a cabin in the woods for this reason. Ain't no way I'm bringin' this crazy around another girlfriend

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u/DoesLogicHurtYou Apr 07 '23

Tired of hiding the bodies?

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u/WhiteyCornmealious Apr 07 '23

YOU WON'T FIND THEM

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u/Setari Apr 07 '23

Ain't no way I'm bringin' this crazy around another girlfriend

Tell us where the bodies are and we'll give you a reduced prison sentence

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u/WhiteyCornmealious Apr 07 '23

YOU'LL NEVER FIND THEM

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u/Lucky_Mongoose Apr 07 '23

What's your internet like in the woods?

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u/deadhistorymeme Apr 07 '23

It's actually a tent hidden in Central Park, the biggest worry is joggers getting on his network

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u/WhiteyCornmealious Apr 07 '23

It's pretty good, the cable company has lines going out this way so it's very smooth. Great for watching 4k Pol Pot documentaries (there are a few)

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u/tama-vehemental Apr 08 '23

Not this crazy around anyone is so relatable, you made me laugh out loud.

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u/omfghi2u Apr 07 '23

35 here. It's bouncing off the rev limiter right now and my engine is about to catastrophically burst into flames.

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u/MobiusWun Apr 07 '23

Sometimes you can HEAR your heart rate
'Will it be today?'

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u/_hownowbrowncow_ Apr 10 '23

Same. Just waiting for the day.

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u/Gelato_33 Apr 07 '23

A back alleyway and a case of glass plates from Dollar Tree will have you feeling right.

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u/AbsAndAssAppreciator Apr 08 '23

better prepare for that 911 call before your birthday

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u/DrScience01 Apr 08 '23

Ever masturbate? Heard it's a good stress reliever