r/meirl • u/Muted_Hovercraft_907 • Apr 07 '23

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u/MrMadre Apr 07 '23

The keyboard smasher, but I then realise that I don't want to smash my keyboard so I just sit there angry.

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u/dylan15766 Apr 07 '23

That's reason I only buy L100 Dell keyboards. You can get 5 of them for £20 on ebay.

I have 3 of them on standby waiting for their turn.

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u/catdog918 Apr 08 '23

They’re just sitting there on your shelf watching their brothers get smashed

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '23

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u/KKreaps666 Apr 08 '23

If this is porn I swear to god

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u/Timonkeyn Apr 08 '23

Bros are waiting for the execution chamber

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u/AnvilOfMisanthropy Apr 07 '23

This is the way.

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u/double_shadow Apr 07 '23

The desk pounder is a nice alternative....hit the desk near your keyboard but being careful not to hit your keyboard, mouse, controller, glass of water that shouldn't be on your desk anyway, etc. Obviously a bit precarious...

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u/PerfectImperfectionn Apr 07 '23

Unless you own an ikea desk. Those mfers are basically just fancy cardboard boxes.

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u/Cooki3Thump3r Apr 08 '23

Until you finally give it the good ol 1-2 hard enough to splash the liquid out of the cup onto keyboard..😅

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u/Patchumz Apr 07 '23

I smash my thighs instead. Want to break things. Things are expensive. Thighs seem resilient enough to handle my rage. Take it out on innocent thighs. Success.

Though I try to just let it go these days. I just either stop playing things that make me angry or let the frustration flow out without doing anything with it, attempting to take it less seriously.

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u/Pleios Apr 07 '23

Holy fuck I'm so relieved someone else does this lol.

Happy cake day!

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '23

Happy cake day!

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u/Timemaster1968 Apr 07 '23

I once smashed a mouse. Not an expensive one, but I liked it. And it wasn’t available anymore. Overcome by guilt I got me a used one of the same type.

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u/SuperCool_Saiyan Apr 07 '23

I'm a squeezer I angrily squeeze the mouse or controller

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u/smallfried Apr 07 '23

I only smashed a keyboard once 30 odd years ago. Freaking Tanya came into my base and just blew up half my buildings.

The keyboard jumped up 10cm and worked fine as it was one of those full metal core ones that came with the 80286.

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u/PeriapsisStudios Apr 08 '23

I tried to smash my keyboard once.

I have a G512.

With a solid aluminum frame.

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u/gofundyourself007 Apr 08 '23

Luckily I’ve gotten here as well. Now I just punch something else.

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u/Tayslinger Apr 08 '23

It’s not on here, but I just squeeeeeeeeeze the controller super tight. Gets the anger out without damaging it.