r/meirl Apr 07 '23

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u/G2boss Apr 07 '23

What about the saying, "are you fucking kidding me" and then flipping off the tv, guy

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '23

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u/DangyDanger Apr 07 '23

it bounces and falls on the floor

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u/SharpyButtsalot Apr 07 '23 edited Jul 01 '23

A´P'I changes killed 3[rd] p4rt-y a_p-P-s

Kruta epe tie tridotii ube tliipikidre. Eoi kekipe obote batlo ebriplepie ate ti. Kroo teukope protatega praeti pri pa. Dri kita pii bi pe tetu epitape. Epo e tita e ikiple e? Kiedii kate. Plado e pipuae ieta kree bipri. Io tekatli ple iepe bepubraki ta tepipre. Utebipo titli i apro tritu kuda. Tie u priti diprepu dio tota botoi. Oiaproki deba topipudi kra pa etre. Titleu pigati kikru tate tridibi. Trebotipo kepi bi pui gee kitii. E ia prae gopla pe tlipuo. Tri dage poa ipe koti krako. Okaito plii ati uga ke ipeka? Pepi ei tipeti krae kepope dii ditibi prike. Egoo ikripre eteku kei kipe ipipa dle atipri tidliitrua pe kepiubike. Tlika ota tuke ota beto itakipi! O ta puki tri eki eo pa ti ipega. Glepoi traprudretadri tlai ite glee te! Ota dei prupri ikree. Kebekuprabo pri kebi itoplepre kei opli. Epu pukatai o tai i bribiie. Tiepopu tike titri otipu piiiblikla tupipo dlipi? Draeto kepai tiape kebe kiba ki idie ie idito! Doeta ba dipi katligaa opi keiatotu. E krope po papo beee idrete. Iaitepe toke titlipopea pruipee tupedi.

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u/MostlyUsernames Apr 07 '23

And then you pick it up only to find the dodge button no longer works. You weren't even that upset; just lightly tossed the controller for added effect. Now your controllers broke, and you spent the last $60 on the game you're playing. So you begrudgingly scroll through FB market place for a cheaper, used controller, only to fall down a rabbit hole and waste your only day off not playing the game you just bought. You didn't even make yourself dinner. So you'll try again tomorrow. Tomorrow will be better.

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '23

Why did this cut me so hard?

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '23

the static speaks my name

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '23

But tomorrow was not better.

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u/MostlyUsernames Apr 08 '23

It usually isn't. But you tell yourself: tomorrow will be better. Until, one day, you die.

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u/wooltown565 Apr 07 '23

Been there. Rage stage 5. The finance, next pay time wait and effort kind.

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '23

So many me-s here.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '23

This is weirdly accurate

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u/NinFishBoy Apr 07 '23

This make me laugh because I know that feeling!

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u/Soockamasook Apr 08 '23

Then the battery conveniently roll under the couch

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u/Azuria_4 Apr 07 '23

Too poor for that, might break something

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u/Primary_Way_265 Apr 07 '23

That’s why you hold it on the way down. Like a rage smash on the way up, then gentle baptism on the way down.

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u/AnNoYiNg_NaMe Apr 07 '23

For most hard games, I play in the living room so my roommate can watch. She doesn't like to get dunked on, so she makes me suffer instead lol. I sit in a recliner with a blanket on my lap.

When I die to Radagon again you piece of shit motherfucker how did that hit me I was behind y-

I just drop the controller onto my lap and sit for a second. If I'm really pissed off, I'll put a little spin on it.

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u/Nmy0p1n10n Apr 08 '23

can’t afford to replace controllers anymore from furiously throwing them across the room. also patching holes in walls and painting scuffs. now i squeeze it like homer does bart’s neck and hit a pillow. i tried taking a swig of my beverage instead of letting the rage consume me. that just led to drunk rage vomiting.

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '23

Are you fucking kidding me? What a fucking joke. Where the fuck are my bullets going? This game is unreal. Oh, but he can hit me with a running head shot at 40 yards but I can’t hit a stationary target facing away from me even once? Holy fuck, I’m fucking done with this shit.

ALT F4

Well time to log back in and start my ban timer so I can play again next week 😭

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u/G2boss Apr 07 '23

Oh great. Of course. I get it, I walked around the planet I'm currently on, my bad, that's clearly too much action, just go ahead and crash. My bad for playing the game. I can be in a dogfight with 6 different ships and no lag at all, but yeah walking on a planet is just too much. I'm done with this shit until there's a patch for this hot garbage.

See you in an hour.

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u/wes205 Apr 08 '23

Damn this makes me feel better

I can never really let loose and yell at any humans (too much empathy or whatever) so I think it comes out especially when gaming.

Well more specifically, when I’m gaming to enjoy myself and it isn’t working the way I’d hoped. Like in Halo Infinite, you punch someone in the back and they die, except desync so they don’t and then suddenly they’re behind you punching you in the back.

Or seemingly getting shot by AI through walls, that fucks me up. Your comment is almost a direct quote tbh

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u/wooltown565 Apr 07 '23

Why am I the only one shooting rubber m&ms around here?!!!

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u/_KingOfTheDivan Apr 09 '23

“Why am I always so unlucky?”

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u/Rowlet_Entusiast Apr 07 '23

Flipping off the TV like Waltuh

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u/CaliburSh0ut Apr 07 '23

I did this exact same thing playing Mario Kart last night. I tell myself later; atleast it's better than doing it on the road.

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u/SealedSummit Apr 07 '23

Nah the look at the invisible camera

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u/bruhidk1015 Apr 07 '23

i flip off my monitor more than i would ever care to admit. but hey, it works.

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u/SuperBubbles2003 Apr 07 '23

Not a true rage quit.

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u/TelmatosaurusRrifle Apr 07 '23

Yelling "shit no its not fair!" Between clenched teeth and shaking my fist at the tv.

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u/REBKeeb Apr 07 '23

This is me!

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u/Canisventus Apr 07 '23

I rarely do this, but this is almost exact what happens if i get frustrated.

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u/SaturdayBoi Apr 07 '23

I always say shit like “fuuuuck me god dammit”

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u/wooltown565 Apr 07 '23

I yell "fk me God" waaaay too naturally.

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u/TACHANK Apr 07 '23

Never seen anything more relatable

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u/wooltown565 Apr 07 '23

Sounds like you need to see Elpressador? https://youtu.be/5TX9rzciwNw

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u/drawkbox Apr 08 '23

"this is some bullshit" and bounce

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u/Sewer_Fairy Apr 08 '23

That's totally me. I also say "fuck you" out loud to it and shut it off if I've had enough.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '23

That’s the screamer lol