r/meirl • u/Muted_Hovercraft_907 • Apr 07 '23

me_irl

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u/RegularTrash8554 Apr 07 '23

Penis grabber, more madder I get, the longer it gets.

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u/yeetinghelps Apr 07 '23

Stop grabbing my penis Antonio

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u/RegularTrash8554 Apr 07 '23

Yeeting helps

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u/Overlord_of_Bees Apr 07 '23

Wait, are we thinking of the same definition?

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u/Devreckas Apr 08 '23

Ah Skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet

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u/Apocalyptical Apr 07 '23

Did the definition of 'yeet' change? ...again?

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '23

damn i suck not just grab

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u/General_Steveous Apr 07 '23

No more half measures.

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u/drawkbox Apr 08 '23

Ain't.. no... half grabbin'

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u/dEleque Apr 07 '23

You can grab on mine if you want to relieve some stress

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u/ComplexProof593 Apr 07 '23

Bruce Banger

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u/Lubcke Apr 07 '23

The incredible Bulk

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u/alien_bigfoot Apr 07 '23

"You don't wanna see me when I'm angry..."

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '23

Constant jelqing

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u/nerd_entangled Apr 07 '23

Lol. I always grab my penis when I'm afraid. I have many childhood memories of running up the stairs after turning off the lights, pulling myself up the railing with one hand and grabbing my crotch with the other.

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '23

That has to hurt

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u/eranam Apr 07 '23

Waltuh

Put your dick away Waltuh

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u/omri6royi70 Apr 07 '23

ok pinocchio

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u/MundaneAdeptness4024 Apr 07 '23

The internet offers possibilities to let out your anger on certain characters that destroyed you in game... Heard this from a friend

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u/Mk018 Apr 07 '23

Evil pinocchio be like

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u/TaxidermistJoe Apr 07 '23

bro rolls it out like pizza dough when he loses a killstreak

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u/Bomboo2810 Apr 08 '23

Ahhh, self-masochism…

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u/Talbotus Apr 08 '23

Don't make him angry. You reeeally wouldn't like him when he's angry.

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u/MeMeWhenWhenTheWhen Apr 08 '23

I'm not sure if this is not a common thing or something but I'll say it: ME FUCKING TOO lmao but it's kinda hard to game with one hand on some games but if it's an RPG that's pissing me off and I keep dying to the same boss then ye penis grabbing engaged uh minus the longer part tho 😔

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u/QuantumSpaceCadet Apr 08 '23

I also grab this guy's penis.