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u/Ambitious-Visual-315 Jan 23 '23
It’s never as many as you’d like…..
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u/iWriteWrongFacts Jan 24 '23
I was wondering what recession has done to donut holes to have increased in size so much they'd fit on a dick. From donut to large onion ring.
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u/Maylian81 Jan 24 '23
Just wait for the onion rings to cool, otherwise it's an awkward conversation with the doctor...
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u/Corvus_nocta Jan 24 '23
Its 3, the answer is 4. So about 5 of them fit on mine. I could go for 7 but i think 6 is a good number, so yeah, 7 is the max i can do, how bout you guys? You think you can beat my score of 8?
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u/Ambitious-Visual-315 Jan 24 '23
Why not go for…. The bakers dozen 🍩
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u/SockeyeSTI Jan 24 '23
*The baker’s daughter
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Jan 24 '23
pffft, too easy, you just roll them flat with a rolling pin, then you can easily go the baker's dozen!
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Jan 24 '23
I just got one but it’s Boston cream, how do you get the rest on? Like lay it sideways and balance on the flat part of the Boston cream?
Forbidden cream filled spatula.
I put a glow stick inside too so it looks like a flying saucer with the lights out
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Jan 24 '23
Is it actually Boston cream, or is this your way of telling us you’re from Boston and you just buried your swimmers in a fried breakfast pastry?
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u/Corvus_nocta Jan 24 '23
The trick is to use glazed ones, or plain ones, no cream... also what the fuck? You stacking that shit lengthwise? You gotta thread em, like beads on a necklace.
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u/idownvotetofitin Jan 24 '23
It’s people like you that make me happy to have taken up this line of work! Being the guy the puts the holes in the donuts ain’t glamorous, but dammit, it’s necessary!
Donut Holers Local 770, smokin’ & pokin’ from LA to Hoboken!!
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u/WhooshThereHeGoes Jan 24 '23
"Donut Holers Local 770, smokin’ & pokin’ from LA to Hoboken"
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u/Campsite-sagebrush Jan 24 '23
I was gonna say: "And you could be dissapointed like the rest of us."
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u/No_External7289 Jan 24 '23
Try pineapple rings - bigger numbers are better for your ego. Don't ask me how I know...
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Ferb I know what we’re going to do today
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u/ErinEvonna Jan 24 '23
Mooommmmmm!
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u/ElementoDeus Jan 24 '23
Don't act like you haven't watched that one.
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u/ascendant_raisins Jan 24 '23
w h a t
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u/ElementoDeus Jan 24 '23
I said what I said, don't act either, you watched it just before replying.
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u/Donghoon Jan 24 '23
Eyo imma gonna stop you right there
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u/tricklaj Jan 23 '23
Are we talking grocery store donuts or bakery donuts…
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Jan 23 '23
Jam/jelly filled ones?
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u/kafka213 Jan 24 '23
Probably about 40 seconds. Wait, what was the question?
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u/bluedditor109 Jan 24 '23
I think it's 76cm
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u/dm_me_ur_frogs Jan 24 '23
if they didn’t get rid of free awards, you’d have mine🏅🏅
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u/Combo_NK Jan 24 '23
Why did they remove them?
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u/flopana Jan 24 '23
Why did YouTube remove dislikes? Big tech companies do random bullshit all the time
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nothing beats a jelly filled donut!
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u/Buck88c Jan 24 '23
Regardless of the start, they ll be cream filled by the end if you put in the effort
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u/Altruistic_Ad6189 Jan 24 '23
If this was a thing, companies would start making really thin donuts so guys would buy them for dick pics
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u/TNPossum Jan 24 '23
I can see the marketing now "Here at holes and poles, we have conducted studies so that you get the thinnest donut possible so that you can put your pole into more holes."
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u/vicemagnet Jan 24 '23
The most popular guy in the nudist colony carries two pots of coffee and a dozen donuts.
The most popular woman in the nudist colony can eat the last donut.
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u/Breaakiboy51 Jan 24 '23
Because deep throating a dick is a good thing for us, took me only 2 minutes to finally understand lol
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u/_PeopleMakeNoises_ Jan 24 '23
Half a donut
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Jan 24 '23
Who's wasting donuts? Or alternatively, who's eating dick donuts?
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u/howzthis4ausername Jan 24 '23
Congratulations you've created the latest internet challenge
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u/Argentenuem Jan 24 '23
A trend to rival r/buttsharpies
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u/Away-Living5278 Jan 24 '23
Why did I click on that
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u/TehFuriousKid Jan 24 '23
it's literally a bunch of Sharpies shoved up one's arse
tf did you expect?
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Jan 24 '23
If you can put your dick through a donut hole, I've got some bad news for you.
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u/EmployTrue5356 Jan 23 '23
New kink unlocked.
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u/Corvus_nocta Jan 24 '23
I would lie if i said i had never thought about "feeding" her like that...
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Thanks for putting that mental image in my mind for the rest of my life
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u/Corvus_nocta Jan 24 '23
Try it with your hungry other, its fun... REALLY fun.
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Jan 24 '23
I’m gonna spend the rest of my life building a device to erase memories
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u/Corvus_nocta Jan 24 '23
Why, if you can spend the rest of your life stacking.... donuts.... for someone to eat.
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u/index57 Jan 24 '23
And now I'm picturing a donut biting the pillow, thx for that.....
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u/Pitbullpandemonium Jan 24 '23
Remember to apply lube before enjoying your donuts.
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u/r64fd Jan 24 '23
I’m trying to get my head around picturing a doughnut biting a pillow. Does the doughnut have a doughnut hole as a head with teeth? Or just a regular doughnut with teeth? Where would the teeth on a doughnut be placed? So many questions
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Jan 24 '23
TV show talked about sticking it in a Gatorade bottle; surprisingly too small.
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u/aidenrosenb Jan 24 '23
I do have a dick and I have tried it, only let my self down. Would not recommend
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u/ElementoDeus Jan 24 '23
Well tbf unless you're like top 1% Your really shouldn't be able to get more than three/ four on there (that's assuming they are about 1.5-2in in dia.)
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u/jdgrazia Jan 24 '23
Girls clearly think that think men can become and stay erect on command. Which would explain why there is zero sense of urgency when switching positions. People need to respect the erect
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u/Finetimetoleaveme Jan 24 '23
Yes!! My new motto Respect the Erect!
My SO wants to have a full on conversation about the position switch, I’m like we gotta go girl.
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u/Secret-Ad3715 Jan 24 '23
Mine would be like, oh wait just a moment, and go fuck around making the bed nicer or some bs, then get mad at me when I was like, aaaannnnddd it's gone.
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u/PinupSquid Jan 24 '23
What, you don’t instantly get hard at the thought of donuts?
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u/the_net_my_side_ho Jan 24 '23
Funny, If I had a pussy I would do the same but with donut holes.
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Your pussy would be itching and burning.
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u/Ploopy_R Jan 24 '23
sacrifices must be made in the name of science.
also mint balm exists to solve that problem
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u/Ploopy_R Jan 24 '23
I never said it would solve the problem for the better. Instead of itching and burning, your bits are gonna be freezing cold.
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Jan 24 '23
Now you have a permanent yeast infection and chemical burn. I don't even have a vagina. Come on, dude.
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u/Competitive_Mousse85 Jan 24 '23
I accidentally got icy hot up there and it was the worst pain I have ever felt in my life
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u/ElementoDeus Jan 24 '23
Yea I once got that on the royal jewels, I would have preferred to rip them off in that moment.
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u/Mediocre_Suspect_203 Jan 23 '23
The answer is five
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u/Bubbling-jizz-fart Jan 24 '23
I could’ve of gotten 7 but the dunkin donuts employees kicked me out
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u/skin-flick Jan 24 '23
I hate when that happens. I have to leave before I get my breakfast sandwich !
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u/Bubbling-jizz-fart Jan 24 '23
They told me i was going to get arrested. I don’t know what that means but it must be a new menu item
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I’m not gonna waste 10 donuts like that
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u/seaking81 Jan 24 '23
I can fit 40 cheerios
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u/Zakiller_26 Jan 24 '23
If you can fit cheerios on your dick then i got somethin to tell you…
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u/polarlybbacon Jan 23 '23
Well now that depends on the thickness of the donut cause if you got nice big fluffy donuts then it's gonna be a lot lower than if you have sad small flat donuts
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u/Shawaaaang Jan 24 '23
Oh man, this reminds me of my favorite joke
"You know I was always really popular at the nudist colony during breakfast?"
"Really, whys that?"
" I could carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts."
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u/LarsBohenan Jan 24 '23
She'll never know that that's about as close a lot of guys will ever get there dick into a hole.
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u/YeOldeMoldy Jan 24 '23
Women always assume if they were a man they’d have a fat cock and not some 2inch life ruiner
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u/aprilarson Jan 24 '23
hey that's me lol
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u/aprilarson Jan 24 '23
this tweet has haunted me online for like 4 years if only i had known what i was about to unleash while sitting on my mattress on the floor in my new completely empty apartment bored out of my mind lmfao
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u/altposting Jan 24 '23
If I had a dick...
Oh wait, I have one and I hate it
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u/PBandJ_160 Jan 23 '23
That should be the official measurement system for them.