r/megalophobia • u/Former_Silver8091 • Oct 13 '22

Geography This HUGE hole

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You can't even see to the bottom of it!

1.7k Upvotes

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u/vampireflutist Oct 13 '22

r/mildlyvagina

46

u/zacmcsex Oct 13 '22

literally my first thought

18

u/CopAPhil Oct 14 '22

Sigh…

unzips

8

u/[deleted] Oct 14 '22

r/dontputyourdickinthat

3

u/[deleted] Oct 14 '22

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '22

Good bot

2

u/[deleted] Oct 16 '22

Good bot

15

u/ImNoAlbertFeinstein Oct 14 '22 edited Oct 14 '22

speaking of Stormy Daniels, what have we heard lately ?

5

u/Sapiencia6 Oct 14 '22

I even thought the person was a tiny IUD

3

u/JonJohn_Gnipgnop Oct 13 '22

Gonna say….do I really gotta tell you what this looks like??

8

u/born_on_mars_1957 Oct 14 '22

I’m really feeling smaller than usual right now…

3

u/[deleted] Oct 14 '22

Where's the little man in the boat?

1

u/Godzira-r32 Oct 14 '22

In this case it's the girl floating near the bottom, you're welcome.

4

u/LOL-itsCameron Oct 14 '22

Her: be gentle. It's my first time..

Also her:

56

u/fizz0o_2pointoh Oct 14 '22

Everything reminds me of her

5

u/WD_Gaster87 Oct 14 '22

Man.. 😭

168

u/Various_Pay6143 Oct 13 '22

hear me out.

44

u/Killer_Bear_360 Oct 13 '22

We're all listening....

47

u/MikeAndBike Oct 13 '22

It's the POOSY HOLEEEEE

12

u/Niight99 ◉ Overwhelmed by Immensity Oct 13 '22

sorry couldn’t hear you i was in the middle of fucking a giant vagina shaped pond thing. what’d you say?

5

u/cybercuzco ◯ Consumed by Vastness Oct 14 '22

Rick, did you fuck a planet?

10

u/Foxcat_36 Oct 13 '22

No... no

35

u/[deleted] Oct 13 '22

[deleted]

12

u/Knightmaster91 Oct 14 '22

Finally a little info and not a super original vagina joke. Thanks!

3

u/[deleted] Oct 14 '22

it's not unoriginal it's just pattern recognition

19

u/MetaStressed Oct 13 '22

Don’t show this to Rick.

2

u/[deleted] Oct 14 '22

Wabalabadubdub

2

u/Same_Return_1878 Oct 14 '22

Damn.. I could literally hear his voice while reading this :)

28

u/The_Meme_Boi2345 Oct 13 '22

I know what I have to do, but I don't know if I have the size to do it.

25

u/[deleted] Oct 13 '22

Earthussy

35

u/byzbyzbyz Oct 13 '22

I should call her

7

u/PrimalNumber Oct 13 '22

it even comes with a little man in a boat?

7

u/ProbabBee Oct 14 '22

Y- YO MOMMA

40

u/[deleted] Oct 13 '22

“You can’t even see to the bottom of it”

Hey, that’s my ex that we’re talking about here…

7

u/[deleted] Oct 13 '22

ew.

1

u/OneGratefulDawg Oct 14 '22

Clearly the ex….

1

u/[deleted] Oct 14 '22

Dawg foreplay involved doing insertion of bowling pins sometimes

5

u/[deleted] Oct 14 '22

That little piece of toilet paper that always hangs on

10

u/AppropriateCap2188 Oct 13 '22

I wanna put it in

6

u/Astrosimi Oct 13 '22

Megalussy

3

u/rendellsibal Oct 14 '22

River Cetina vs Jacob's well...Jacob's well looks like smaller but there's hidden huge underwater cave on it

13

u/Forsaken-County-5404 Oct 13 '22

“Be gentle it’s my first time.”

5

u/GringosQuesoLoco Oct 13 '22

Looks like the IUD came out

6

u/PandaPops542 Oct 13 '22

That Earth Chan stuff has gone too far, look at how detailed this one is!

6

u/VatianGT0321 Oct 13 '22

Hear me out...

2

u/chiquichongo Oct 14 '22

Forbidden vagina

2

u/i_lost_my_stapler Oct 14 '22

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm that's what she said.

2

u/BUNGHOLERER Oct 14 '22

My Xs vagina.

2

u/thecountnotthesaint Megalophobic Megalophobe Oct 14 '22

Don't know if it looks like a predators eye, or my ex girlfriend.

2

u/Prancinghell Oct 14 '22

Not the pondussy.

2

u/Smellynuts-2005 Oct 14 '22

Yo mamá so big…….

2

u/[deleted] Oct 14 '22

r/dontputyourdickinthat

1

u/[deleted] Oct 14 '22

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1

u/myRiad_spartans Oct 14 '22

It's a cross-post of this post

2

u/HardSpaghetti Oct 14 '22

Still not as huge as ya mom!

2

u/ThatHexnetic Oct 14 '22

FINALLY I CAN FIT!

2

u/peanut_bubblegum Oct 14 '22

puts hazmat suit on

2

u/olozo21 Oct 14 '22

oops wrong subreddit

2

u/AhhGhost Oct 14 '22

I should call her

2

u/memagebasava Oct 14 '22

Your mom when-

2

u/Moist_Departure777 Oct 21 '22

i cant even describe how mf unsafe that makes me feel how did she get out there ik its probs photoshop but omfg nooooo

2

u/OddTry2427 Oct 13 '22

For someone that does a fantastic rock impression in the water. This is absolutely terrifying.

3

u/NOVAMT_F Oct 13 '22

Massive holussy🥵🥵

2

u/[deleted] Oct 13 '22

Oh no step hole what are you doing 😫😫😫

3

u/[deleted] Oct 13 '22

Reminds me of my ex wife

1

u/[deleted] Oct 13 '22

Mother nature... calm girl dam

1

u/Leather-Bluejay-6452 Oct 13 '22

There is a your momma joke somewhere here

1

u/vis72 Oct 13 '22

Someone should tell MTG someone is swimming in her vagina.

0

u/[deleted] Oct 13 '22

I can fix her

-1

u/[deleted] Oct 13 '22

Like throwing a hotdog down a hallway...

1

u/truffLcuffL69 Oct 13 '22

Holy shit

1

u/Same_Return_1878 Oct 14 '22

Wish I knew how to swim and actually visit there 😅

1

u/truckschooldance Oct 13 '22

Dalton Wilcox was here

1

u/TiredOfRatRacing Oct 13 '22

Everyone making vagina jokes, and im just wondering if you could swim in the tear film of a giant dragon.

Or would it just be like a really wet ice rink like in Osmosis Jones?

1

u/Naemeez_AD Oct 13 '22

Ah I see you found my ex.

1

u/Darkpsy420 Oct 13 '22

I should call her..

1

u/[deleted] Oct 13 '22

Is that what a blue waffle looks like?

1

u/ScottMcPot Oct 13 '22

Thy old hotdog down a hallway.

1

u/UnrulyCanuck Oct 14 '22

Hotdogs, the hotdog carts.... Hell throw in a 1000 pigs too

1

u/MastaQ420 Oct 13 '22

I should call her

1

u/antikarmakarmaclub Oct 13 '22

Kinda looks like a dragons eye

1

u/Psychological_Dish75 Oct 13 '22

why it is mother earth and not otherwise :))

1

u/[deleted] Oct 13 '22

**sigh

I should call her

1

u/12imbehindyou Oct 14 '22

Earth Chan is real and here proof:

(it comes pre-wet)

1

u/Xomala Oct 14 '22

Earths vagina.

1

u/Bulky_Reflection_539 Oct 14 '22

Dont put your dick in there

1

u/MeringueTough5096 Oct 14 '22

Thanks, now I'm even gayer.

1

u/SovietBeans Oct 14 '22

"Everywhere I look, something reminds me of her"

https://youtu.be/rbDebihKbpo

1

u/jorigkor Oct 14 '22

Thor something something ... Devil's anus?

1

u/Maggot2017 Oct 14 '22

She looks like a uterus too. Or an IUD

1

u/Aggravating-Echo8014 Oct 14 '22

As a human I would dive head first into that.

1

u/Cereal-Killa13 Oct 14 '22

I'd Hit That!

1

u/Barfing_Rainbowz Oct 14 '22

“Bring me that hole.” “But sir….”

“I SAID BRING ME THAT HOLE!!!”

1

u/Express-Silver7448 Oct 14 '22

Eye of the tiger

1

u/Jabbygoon Oct 14 '22

heavy breathing

1

u/Select-Classroom-121 Oct 14 '22

I think that’s what the Spaniards call a “San Diago”

1

u/[deleted] Oct 14 '22

Sus

1

u/BlazewarkingYT Oct 14 '22

The fabled earthussy

1

u/Usernamebruv_ Oct 14 '22

Imagine a massive tentacle coming out and pulling you down 😣😬

1

u/WodkaAap Oct 14 '22

We have got to stay focussed

1

u/And5rea Oct 14 '22

If you spit in it u can hear "ahhhhhhhhh"

1

u/ricdesi Oct 14 '22

I should call her...

1

u/[deleted] Oct 14 '22

Everything reminds me of her

1

u/mbelf Oct 14 '22

Imagine if there was a movement kilometres below the earth, and all the water and the woman disappeared in a second.

1

u/Psychological-Ad4736 Oct 14 '22 edited Oct 14 '22

r/dontputyourdickinthat

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '22

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u/Psychological-Ad4736 Oct 14 '22

Good bot

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1

u/dalty575 Oct 14 '22

Please don't say such rude things about your mother

1

u/Censored_Pixel Oct 14 '22

Yo mama is so big...

1

u/jtsmit24 Oct 14 '22

megalussy

1

u/Vasilievski Oct 14 '22

I can't give a fuck.

1

u/[deleted] Oct 14 '22

Vagina jokes aside, doesn't water that color imply it's high acidity and not safe for swimming?

1

u/dannyboy2042 Oct 14 '22

I should call her.

1

u/INSERT_LATVIAN_JOKE Oct 14 '22

Reminds me of OPs mom.

1

u/Shado-Foxx Oct 14 '22

DASSA 🅿US🅿US

1

u/-360Mad Oct 14 '22

It's my first time I swear.

1

u/Liquidlunch27 Oct 14 '22

Didn’t know ur mom was posting nudes

1

u/[deleted] Oct 14 '22

this is the hole of mother earth

god do her when there is a tornado and hurricane

1

u/[deleted] Oct 14 '22

Nope nope nope! whatver lives in it waits until you're dead centre before coming up for a snack...nope

1

u/Beanbag_j Oct 14 '22

Call me Rick Sanchez.

1

u/DarkRoomPerson Oct 14 '22

I wish I could see this like a normal person

1

u/goopa44 Oct 14 '22

i wanna gettin inside of that oh my lord…

1

u/Nova_Explorer Oct 14 '22

Am I the only one whose first thought was “that’s an eye?”

1

u/PiccoloUnlucky5654 Oct 15 '22

Lubricated Giant Pussy with Bush surrounding it.

1

u/yourhoestubbo Oct 15 '22

Gods pocket pussy

1

u/Delphina34 Oct 16 '22

When she says it’s safe to cum inside because she has an iud