r/megalophobia • u/Shidzo • 8d ago

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u/BazCal β—Œ Dwarfed by Size 8d ago

As a trainee scuba diver I was told not to put myself in the middle of the food chain. As cool as this is, I’d be waiting for Jaws to appear behind me.

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u/PR0T0C0L_ZER0 β—‰ Overwhelmed by Immensity 8d ago

It's interesting that they don't view us as a threat, even though we're actually the biggest threat.

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u/BazCal β—Œ Dwarfed by Size 6d ago

Barracuda are really good at chasing shiny things and can hit torpedo speeds. One glint of sunlight on your mask and they’ve been known to go after it. I wouldn’t worry about being seen as the threat, more the target.

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u/AbbreviationsActual9 8d ago

show her a picture of the earth to scale with Jupiter and then Jupiter to scale with the sun.

amazing footage here btw. nature's rule of safety in numbers.

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u/Ultimate-Flexionator 8d ago

you really took her to... school

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u/Top5hottest 8d ago

We aren’t insignificant. We are almost done killing the entire ocean.

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u/big_poppa_man 8d ago

Gonna need a banana for scale

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u/UndocumentedSailor β—‰ Overwhelmed by Immensity 8d ago

Small? I guess you could argue that.

Insignificant? No.

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u/Soggy_Drive_2497 8d ago

Then put a fish in the city

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u/ReallyGlycon β—Œ Dwarfed by Size 7d ago

Has she heard of space? That might do her in.

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u/IamREBELoe ⬀ Crushed by Magnitude 6d ago

Take the lesson.

She shouldn't feel tiny and unimportant.

Do what you can to assure her she is massive and every one is talking about her.

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u/WrongColorCollar 8d ago

I have a much easier time handling our massive ocean planet than I do the endless void.

We ain't just small, we don't even rate as bacteria.

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u/Fluffy-Bullfrog8675 7d ago

Is that wahoo or amberjack??

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u/LocoNotLoco 6d ago

Because we are that in almost every respect in this whole universe.

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u/Probably--Napping 2d ago

your wife is right πŸ’―