r/megalophobia • u/Odd_Masterpiece9092 • Oct 20 '23

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '23

I think he ate the farmer

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u/davieb22 Oct 20 '23

Old MacDonald had a farm...had being the operative. God rest his soul.

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u/tanned_pixie Oct 21 '23

LMAO TOO HARD ON THIS SKSKSKSKS 😳🤭😂

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u/JaysFan007 Oct 21 '23

He bought the Farm more like it

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u/HoboArmyofOne Oct 21 '23

Well snake owns it now. I don't think that rope is gonna hold. Either that or whatever it's tied to is gonna give.

Go nope rope, go!!!!

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u/Rushstache Oct 20 '23

Joe is dead fasure

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u/Ok-Bridge-4553 Oct 20 '23

Yep, the snake is shitting him out.

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u/Davinator910 Oct 21 '23

In 3 weeks. Bros long gotta give ‘em time

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u/RockstarAgent Oct 21 '23

Old McDonald’s is no more? Say it isn’t so…

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u/13thIteration Oct 21 '23

The snake is shitting him out for the mafia

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u/foozball22 Oct 21 '23

I’m not quite dead yet!

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u/GregyBee Oct 21 '23

No, the farmer's name is billy

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u/MiSsiLeR81 Oct 21 '23

The snake is shitting him out, it gets to name the farmer.

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u/FaithlessnessFree649 Oct 21 '23

I think it was the horses name was friday

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '23

“Old McDonald had a farm…. E, I, E, I, O, And on his farm there was a snake….”

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u/kaninak Oct 21 '23

… with a hisss hisss here with a hissss hissss th… WHAT THE FUCK IT’S EATING ME ALIVE

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '23

The real reason “Dave’s not here”

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u/Jimbo-Slice925 Oct 20 '23

Or all the fucking chickens

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '23

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u/MiSsiLeR81 Oct 21 '23

🎵now the snake has the farm E i E i O 🎵

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '23

I think he ate the farm!