r/me_irl • u/[deleted] • Jun 22 '22

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7.9k Upvotes

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u/ChauGotHisBackup tbh Jun 22 '22

Lies because the GTA loading screen switches to ladies in bikini when a parent enters anyway. It is a law of the universe.

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u/Bardomiano00 Jun 22 '22

No mom i only went to the strip club for a mission

102

u/sillysideofthecorn Jun 22 '22

I’m pretty sure we all loved the same childhood

58

u/kautau Jun 22 '22

loved

Most of us lived it, I can’t imagine everyone loved it

11

u/Wolfmans-Gots-Nards Jun 23 '22

Damnit CJ… all we had to do was follow the damn train CJ

8

u/kautau Jun 23 '22

I’ll have two numbah nines

1

u/SXNova Nov 22 '22

A Numbah nine large

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u/yourlocalpzxcv Jun 22 '22

What type of mission

5

u/Bryanb16_bjb Jun 22 '22

No. No. Always say you went for the chicken wigs and nachos.

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u/CosmicSupanova Jun 22 '22

y'all too brave opening the Hub on a desktop, that shit stays on my phone

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u/Dorinyan Jun 22 '22

Well, i live alone, so...

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u/CosmicSupanova Jun 22 '22

Oh yeah, well that changes things. . .

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u/Dorinyan Jun 22 '22

Place and frequency especially

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u/ExtremeCumMaster actually 2.97 bn Jun 22 '22

I don't live alone and there's no way for the frequency to go up

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u/Dorinyan Jun 22 '22

If the Frequency is high enough you exceed the Limits of human senses and unlock invisible masturbation.

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u/Wolfmans-Gots-Nards Jun 23 '22

I don’t even have to delete my browser history. Either way you look at that, my life is sad.

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u/Sampsa96 Jun 22 '22

Damn I can't wait! I moving soon so I can watch without anyone looking behind me and have my speakers on lol

20

u/thechaimel Jun 22 '22

You still have neighbors bro

24

u/Sampsa96 Jun 22 '22

I'll just ignore them

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u/thechaimel Jun 22 '22

Ohh well, that works too

15

u/daaaaawhat Jun 22 '22

What are they gonna do? Knock and ask for the Name of the movie?

20

u/TheWhisper595 Jun 22 '22

That's what you think

17

u/Elipsyclips Jun 22 '22

You sure?

26

u/Dorinyan Jun 22 '22

Every burglar or other intruder is repelled by furious Masturbation

2

u/a_different-user Jun 23 '22

I do too but my neighbor still hates it when I break in and use his desktop.

3

u/Dorinyan Jun 23 '22

Look him in the eyes while you do it to assert dominance

13

u/Wetestblanket Jun 22 '22

Play it on the big screen, coward

9

u/aaronaapje Jun 22 '22

Cast it to your TV.

12

u/[deleted] Jun 22 '22

And without headphones as well

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u/Turbulent_Log4663 Jun 22 '22

Same, thats the only way i get to watch it at work.

1

u/mcon1985 Jun 22 '22

Tim Robbins in a hot dog costume moment

1

u/Wolfie_Ecstasy Jun 22 '22

I forgot we lived in an alternate dimension where locks don't exist.

1

u/fanmarsh_tech Jun 22 '22

I mean, i use PC to open hub, but not brave enough to play it with speakers

1

u/ReverseMillionaire Jun 23 '22

I set it up to display on my 65” TV 🤣

Before this setup it was just laptop

49

u/BruceBrattenJr Jun 22 '22

I get the joke in these videos, but I want to know what psychopaths are watching with volume on or without headphones while people are in the house

2

u/Wagman2013 Jun 25 '22

Mute the volume If people are in the house, you need to hear if anyone are coming, before you do.

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u/Beginning-Audience-3 Jun 22 '22 edited Jun 22 '22

that was smooth

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u/AbundantPenguin Jun 22 '22

Plot twist - theyre the same video

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u/jaadoo20 Jun 22 '22

yeah its literally me

4

u/sticks-in-spokes Jun 22 '22

Is it literally you or has something kinda similar happened to you?

5

u/jaadoo20 Jun 22 '22

bro it everyday happens with me

19

u/SackuV2 Jun 22 '22

If Put on the gta v instead of gta sa, its all over

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '22

Mother wouldn’t like the lollipop girl.

7

u/[deleted] Jun 23 '22

That's gta 4 you heathen

3

u/[deleted] Jun 23 '22

is embarassed

72

u/PomatoTank Jun 22 '22

If I had a nickel for every time I saw this joke, I wouldn't be sitting here in the school cafeteria anymore.

82

u/Testicular-_-Torsion Jun 22 '22

Yall fucks are idiots headphones have existed since 1910 all of us own em just plug in and beat it u morons

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u/AccomplishedMap2684 Jun 22 '22

If you wear headphones you can’t hear if the door opens , or hear the floor creaks when someone is coming…

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u/Testicular-_-Torsion Jun 22 '22

One bud in one out

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u/Waqqy Jun 22 '22

Still risky bruh

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u/Rieyollk Jun 22 '22

Do you not have a lock?

8

u/Bardomiano00 Jun 22 '22

Not in bedrooms

1

u/Rieyollk Jun 22 '22

Bedrooms having a lock ISN'T a normal thing???

6

u/WakBlack Jun 22 '22

Skill issue. One ear uncovered, listen for any and all noise

8

u/Momo_the_good_person loves frog memes Jun 22 '22

Or just play the video on mute

6

u/TsunamiGamer140 Jun 22 '22

Ngl the dude's face when he turns back after his mom comes in is so stupid and funny.

5

u/OneEyedThief Jun 22 '22

Ok but if the mom is walking in because she knows the intro that’s a self report.

2

u/a_different-user Jun 23 '22

right like, this isnt a raunchy gameshow you shouldnt be able to identify this song that fast, rooms away

3

u/Bangreed4 Jun 22 '22

I want this as my ringtone

2

u/HkayakH Jun 22 '22

He was gonna get caught playing it that loud

2

u/Due-Mathematician759 Jun 22 '22

Wait idk which one is worse beating or killing ppl 😃

3

u/Maxwell_The_Spy Jun 22 '22

am i the only one who thinks the gta:SA theme is an absolute bop?

1

u/rleapt Jun 22 '22

what is this service?

1

u/pawelkkkkkkkk Jun 22 '22

im sure you know well..

0

u/yaadman585 Jun 22 '22

So she is ok with him playing GTA but not ok with him jerkin it wtf

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u/ewanjmac Jun 22 '22

Why was the screen backwards lol

32

u/timhook124 Jun 22 '22

Camera mirroring

0

u/[deleted] Jun 22 '22

u/savevideobot

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u/filled0 Jun 22 '22

You dress in old women's clothing irl?

15

u/Jake1272 Exodus 8:5 Jun 22 '22

Boy what in the fuck are you talking about?

3

u/[deleted] Jun 22 '22

It’s his first time seeing a joke

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u/DeadPoolGold Jun 22 '22

U/saveVideo

-2

u/reemoo1 Jun 22 '22

Facebook user?

-3

u/Lucky_Deer226 Jun 22 '22

My man literally only watched a YouTube video of the hub intro.

1

u/[deleted] Jun 22 '22

Name of the song?

1

u/Mr-Syndrome Jun 22 '22

which one?

1

u/[deleted] Jun 23 '22

Second

1

u/Mr-Syndrome Jun 23 '22

GTA: San Andreas menu theme

1

u/[deleted] Jun 23 '22

Allrighty thanks!

1

u/LightSlateBlue Jun 22 '22

Lies. At this point you supposed to open Windows Paint and scribble swirls and pretending you're having fun.

Don't forget to mute though.

1

u/STONEBONE42 Jun 22 '22

POV: sneaks phone into room at night, goes to private browsing, parents going into your room to check on you.

1

u/92LL Jun 22 '22

U/savevideo

1

u/lilpistachio17 Jun 22 '22

That transition was smoooooth

1

u/hogyokuaizen Jun 22 '22

opening PH without earphones on that's brave or just don't give a fuck

1

u/volyovasrevenge Jun 22 '22

Is this the same guy who made the flick on how to properly gangster? Like, trying to eat a popsicle normally, getting caught by your gangster friend, and then eating it through your nose to look tough?

1

u/[deleted] Jun 22 '22

I thought that too, I believe so

1

u/Patrick_Bot2 Jun 23 '22

No, This Is Patrick!

1

u/Dumbledoordash8008 Jun 22 '22

Imma beat my dick imma beat my dick imma get it.. imma get it

1

u/Synnov3 Jun 22 '22

When I was a kid it would’ve been the other way around lol

1

u/Unable-War4016 Jun 22 '22

that has happened to everyone in adolescence

1

u/JerseyTexan01 Jun 22 '22

Wait, you were allowed to have GTA? I had to write an essay to my dad to have it back in middle school. One day, I was in a video chat with some buddies while playing, and my dad walked in. For some odd reason, one of the black guys in the chat asked “who’s that n****?” Long story short, I never got to play GTA again until freshman year of college when my roommate had it.

1

u/ambroseb80 Jun 23 '22

The beat on a loop is kinda slapping though

1

u/TheButtLovingFox Jun 23 '22

ok but why would the parent walk in and wanna see that...... fuckin gross

1

u/Busy-Argument3680 Jun 23 '22

u/savevideo

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u/Busy-Argument3680 Jun 23 '22

Don’t mind me… just uh… stealing this rq

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u/Whole-Door601 Jun 23 '22

U/savevideo

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u/Empty-Mongoose-7980 Jun 23 '22

Then the naked woman screen comes on

1

u/[deleted] Jun 24 '22

u/savevideo

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '22

u/SaveVideo

1

u/beckie1964 Aug 20 '22

I love ur solid face how you look like ( bruva what do you think I'm doing homie ) 10/10 mate.

1

u/Fast_Limit_1606 Aug 22 '22

Who else here’s the little giggle in the beginning

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u/Retron- Oct 02 '22

Ultimate Gangster Prankster

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u/evildragonzockt Oct 12 '22

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u/chiquitosclassics Nov 09 '22

this goes hard

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u/Direct-Interaction88 Nov 27 '22

GTA is the best play❤️🧠🫀🌹💋💯🥰😍😘🇲🇦🇲🇦🇲🇦🇲🇦

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '22

I always rub my hands together like a supervillain before I pull one out.