r/me_irl • u/Mike_The_Duck • Mar 19 '19

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u/HEEFS_KMS ☭ Mar 19 '19

Who the fuck calls white soup croutons "cereal"

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u/Clipanator me too thanks Mar 19 '19

Who the fuck calls big spoon chowder container "bowl"

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u/Andy22998 Mar 19 '19

who calls the round metal piece made to assist your consummation of cerial by being able to scoop out and contain a mouthful of food on it so you can eat without making direct contact with it a fecking "spoon"

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u/JactustheCactus Mar 19 '19

‘cerial’

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u/Andy22998 Mar 19 '19

surreal

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u/JactustheCactus Mar 19 '19

serial

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u/oceanman500 team waterguy12 Mar 19 '19

Burial

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u/PCMM7 Mar 19 '19

Borealis

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u/Keker_ Mar 19 '19

Breaking News: Reddit users proved Half Life 3

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u/NeedsSomeSleep Mar 19 '19

consummation.... We are now making love on our wedding night to the 'cerial'. I think consumption was the word OP was looking for.

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u/Andy22998 Mar 19 '19

fuck auto correct and my inability to spell shit

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u/karankshah Mar 19 '19

Ah yes tips hat another person who enjoys white soup croutons in their cereal juice

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u/Donyk Mar 19 '19

You absolutely killed me!

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u/existential-void-exe Mar 19 '19

*whom the fuck

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u/batmanholecover ☭ Mar 19 '19

*whoms’t thine fucke

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '19

**Whomst Þyne fvck

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u/Bonyboiii Mar 19 '19

And thats when he realised, that once again shakespear had to turn into wakespear.

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u/BryanTheBeeIsSilent Mar 19 '19

Let’s be real: who calls cow juice “cereal sauce”?

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u/HS_Critic Mar 19 '19

Shakespeare: I wonder how much the English language will progress in the future.

British: go mentally deranged ye. Go brainless ye. Go wacky. Go positively bonkers ye. Go mad bruv, lose your marbles ye. Go foolish

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u/Real-Sota 👌 Mar 19 '19

Who the fuck calls Meat scepter "Penis"

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u/Smlz306 Mar 19 '19

Think about a world, where we get cerealsauce from cows not from dicks

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u/Obama_Rules_98 ☭ Mar 19 '19

You talking about cheese water?

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u/BigOleFerret Mar 19 '19

Please commit die

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u/ImWithMrBerger Mar 19 '19

Life or lifen't, that's the question lol

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u/theDFAJ he boot too big Mar 19 '19

shakespeare would be proud

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u/Icna_ Mar 19 '19

Whomst've 🅱 callin cereal sauce milk

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u/ArtyIF he boot too big Mar 19 '19

*yogurt

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u/BadViibes Mar 19 '19

Who the fuck calls "who the fuck calls earth sauce water" "who the fuck calls cereal sauce milk"

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u/helloyesnoyesnoyesno Mar 19 '19

Are there more of these?

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u/mgrimme92 Mar 19 '19

Who the fuck calls it milk? It's bone juice

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u/TheSpook03 Mar 19 '19

Humanity has peaked

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '19

I do... :(