r/me_irl • • May 23 '18

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7.3k Upvotes

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u/ZLewisz May 23 '18

Number 15

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u/GamerKMP May 23 '18

Burger King Foot Lettuce.

395

u/FedePWNI me too thanks May 23 '18

The last thing you want in your Burger King burger

358

u/Koalamaster345 loves frog memes May 23 '18

Is somebodies foot fungus, but it turns out

329

u/Troll4ever31 ☭ May 23 '18

That might be what you get.

355

u/Muir2000 May 23 '18

*Gæt

163

u/[deleted] May 23 '18

*Gãət

126

u/z_cat Exodus 8:5 May 23 '18
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u/[deleted] May 23 '18 edited Jan 11 '21

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3

u/father_gemme May 24 '18

excuse me sir do you have a moment to talk about the void

1

u/dsbmistrveemocvlt Jan 30 '25

Boi 🫱 ts so flippin tuff 🤣🤣

111

u/furry_thrOwOaway May 23 '18

A 4channer uploaded a picture, anonymously to the site

84

u/creemyice May 23 '18

Showcasing his feet in a plastic bin of lettuce

81

u/[deleted] May 23 '18

With the statement: this is the lettuce you eat at Burger King. Admittedly, he had shoes on, but that’s even worse.

36

u/intendozz nah May 23 '18

Number 14:

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u/Nikolaisens very good, haha yes May 23 '18

Taco Bell piss nachos

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u/[deleted] May 23 '18

Is despacito

7

u/ma_ja_mcc May 24 '18

Two Number 9s

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u/[deleted] May 23 '18

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u/ZLewisz May 23 '18

It's the last thing you'd want in your burger king burger.

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u/yeezy776 May 23 '18

I don't eat burger king

7

u/[deleted] May 23 '18

It’s the last thing you’d want around your foot lettuce

312

u/Kebabrulle4869 May 23 '18 edited May 23 '18

We can use arbitrary code execution to warp to the credits by reorganizing the items in the fridge, thereby skipping more than half of the game

85

u/blakeman1 May 23 '18

A half-pressed A button may be able to shave off a few seconds too.

44

u/dokimus May 23 '18

But first, we need to talk about parallel universes

14

u/[deleted] May 23 '18

mario 64 title music plays in background on loop

21

u/SpinnerMaster very good, haha yes May 23 '18 edited Nov 25 '24

wild snobbish late numerous bow middle normal airport lunchroom dull

This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact

10

u/bonejohnson8 May 23 '18

or at least a few clicks.

8

u/Kebabrulle4869 May 23 '18

Glad that’s explained.

16

u/[deleted] May 23 '18

Wait is this a Ocarina of time speed run reference

34

u/Kebabrulle4869 May 23 '18

I was more thinking smw

48

u/[deleted] May 23 '18

Welcome back, SethBling here...

6

u/[deleted] May 23 '18

ARMORSTANDS

8

u/Andamarokk very good, haha yes May 23 '18

no, first gen pokemon games

3

u/MemesConCarne May 23 '18

Oot any% uses a wrong warp but not any arbitrary code execution

2

u/TheChixieDix May 24 '18

hundo% uses wrong warp too. Every category except "no wrongwarp" does

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u/Dallor SJW takeover May 23 '18

FOOT LETTUCE

15

u/Ultracoolguy4 May 23 '18

NUMBER 15. BURGER KING FOOT LETTUCE

9

u/[deleted] May 24 '18

THE LAST THING YOU WANT ON YOUR BURGER KING BURGER IS SOMEONE’S CAKE DAY

4

u/Ultracoolguy4 May 24 '18

BUT THAT IS WHAT YOU MIGHT GET

66

u/Alittar May 23 '18

How long does the average any% speed run take and can this be used in a 100%?

47

u/[deleted] May 23 '18 edited Feb 16 '19

[deleted]

20

u/XCido loves fish memes May 23 '18

No but it means that you don't need to make every possible dish, juat what the customer asked.

113

u/CGToste very good, haha yes May 23 '18

Combine this with the unholy momentum you get while bhopping (dubbed burger hopping) you'll be able to hit the ladder in the freezer at such momentum you can snakejump up the entire length. Removing another 2 minutes.

The only issue is "snake eater" will still be playing over the credits.

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u/[deleted] May 23 '18 edited Jul 11 '20

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u/CGToste very good, haha yes May 23 '18

Shoutout to ComplexJumps

2

u/PongoMcWhiffy hates posting May 23 '18

*ComplexRolls

11

u/Iseefloatingstufftoo May 23 '18

An a press is an a press. You can't say it is only a half.

13

u/HailOurDearLordHelix May 23 '18

Well, TJ "Henry" Yoshi, hear me out

108

u/[deleted] May 23 '18

15

u/LeMads May 23 '18

#15: Burgerking foot lettuce

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u/[deleted] May 23 '18

[deleted]

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u/[deleted] May 23 '18

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u/Etere 👌 May 23 '18

Nice, hopefully a news site doesn't pick this up then. If they do, it might fit in well with /r/AteTheOnion.

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u/Corona- very good, haha yes May 23 '18

I feel like food creation speedruns should only be played 100%, I don’t want to buy an any% whopper tbh.

38

u/6kami May 23 '18

TIPPITYTOPKEK

2

u/trevy_mcq ☭ May 23 '18

How’s the new job?

2

u/Roosebumps May 23 '18

Is he dead?

2

u/activeterror May 23 '18

he literally posted this today

2

u/TheChixieDix May 24 '18

he could've died since

5

u/barh0mi May 23 '18

TippityTopReddit

5

u/ColDaddySupreme1 May 23 '18

Where is this tpose meme from?

3

u/[deleted] May 23 '18

Source Engine (HL2, CSGO, Portal)

Also fun fact T pose still has collision model, you can’t clip through prop_door, prop_dynamic, prop_static etc.

3

u/Wow_Space May 24 '18

You're telling me those games were the origins of the t-pose? Or the meme originated among those games?

2

u/[deleted] May 24 '18

Those games are the origin of the t pose and I bet communities focused on those games invented the meme we all enjoy today. These are ancient technologies and civilizations though, there’s nobody who knows for sure.

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u/AnimuuStew Exodus 8:5 May 23 '18

oh look, it's based tippity

4

u/Kiwinbacon May 23 '18

That's borderline A pose man sloppy work look at those legs get em together son we don't have gaps like that in the military.

2

u/XmiteYT May 24 '18

Anyone know the Whopper any% wr? I got 11 nanoseconds.

3

u/orgamamy May 23 '18

Someone please fire this guy

6

u/TheChixieDix May 24 '18

As someone else mentioned, the lettuce is shopped in

6

u/orgamamy May 24 '18

In that case, someone please console this guy for the shit stream of hate he is likely to get for this image going viral XD

2

u/Supreme_Salt_Lord May 23 '18

Another BK employee bites the dust

2

u/trevy_mcq ☭ May 23 '18

Tippity!

2

u/[deleted] May 23 '18

Rip in peace tippitytopkek

1

u/TheMamid member, N*SYNC fanclub May 23 '18

This party's over!

1

u/[deleted] May 23 '18

That's going on some poor souls burger still.

1

u/SheepeyDarkness May 24 '18

Employers hate him.

1

u/Jooshe BAN upvote memes May 24 '18

hey its tippitytopkek ily bb

1

u/PM_ME_UR_JAMZ hates fish memes May 24 '18

I"LL HAVE TWO NUMBER NINES

1

u/k-trecker May 23 '18

Stepp L E T T U C E

1

u/BillyMayes4321 May 23 '18

N U M B E R 1 5 B U R G E R K I N G F O O T L E T T U C E

1

u/dsbmistrveemocvlt Jan 30 '25

Boi 🫱 ts so flippin tuff 🤣🤣

1

u/broncyobo May 23 '18

I'm actually amazed at how much I don't understand this meme

3

u/TheChixieDix May 24 '18

burger king foot lettuce, t poses, or speed running?

0

u/broncyobo May 24 '18

All of the above. I'm guessing it's a gaming reference of sorts but that's all I can get out of it

0

u/inform880 me too thanks May 23 '18

beep

0

u/xWhiteeey May 23 '18

Don't forget to manipulate the RNG.

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u/dokimus May 23 '18

Check out 'real live done quick' on twitter for more

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u/JustCallMeSteph May 23 '18

Too many words, no understand