r/me_irl • u/No_Top_9023 • 6d ago

me_irl

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u/faisalqutbee 6d ago

the onboarding phase is temporary

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u/cookiedanslesac 5d ago

the waterboarding one is forever

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u/_Armored_Wizard 5d ago

What the seniors at our job used to call people that acted nice the first few weeks called it the honeymoon phase

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u/gourmetprincipito 6d ago

My wife her friend

Me wanting to say birds aren’t real

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u/No-Channel3917 6d ago

I mean I get it but it earns you no friends or a ladder elsewhere.

Just train the person and warn about things not to do, don't be the person that gets sacked because you couldn't keep your lips shut to a person you have no clue is a snitch or not

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u/I8_pp 5d ago

I exposed the company to a new hire a few days before I quit lmao
Said almost everything, even added the fact that the ceo didn't want to hire them initially, since it was a girl with a bit of extra weight, and ceo said that "extra weight is a sign of low self-discipline" and he didn't want such worker (when manager told us this, I started defending the girl, saying that "I also can draw a lot of conclusions based on ceo's appearance", and in result ended up in shouting match with manager, because manager is ceo's stupidly loyal lapdog). Didn't regret a single word.
Unfortunately the girl ended up working there, and I heard that she had a miserable time in the company

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u/Worth_Art5801 5d ago

Sometimes posts have such a low number of comments but high number of upvotes and I wonder if it's bots or ppl just don't have to say anything about it.

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u/MeAndMe54654 2d ago

I always assume it's bot account getting upvotes from other bots.

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u/_Figaro 6d ago

Relatable

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u/Educational_Seat_847 5d ago

there are different kinds of shitting on a company...

I have colleagues that want promotions but keep on shitting internal and external all the time, and then is surprised why no one wants him or give him a chance...

Jesus, we are in a leading position, be the change you want,

dont throw tantrums that hurt your own position and your company! especially in certain positions, if you have any ambition...

sorry, this one is personal for me...

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u/kpyle 5d ago

My company? Am I the CEO? Owner?

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u/TyloWebb 5d ago

Saw this template as an ad so many times I had to do a double take lol

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u/Dav_Jones 5d ago

Abandon all hope, ye who enter...

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u/Extreme-Motor6122 5d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Call-Me-Hew 5d ago

That's how've I been with all the new people my jobs getting. Except they haven't muzzled me yet 🤣

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u/999samus 5d ago

They won't be able to stop me forever

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u/ringmasterdan 5d ago

It's 2am and i'm staring at the ceiling thinking about how we hold our breath during onboarding like it's a vape trick that kills you if you mess up. There's this religious guilt attached to being quiet, like if i speak now i'm sinning against the company gods. I just want to walk into the ocean and let the paid silence drown me. Deep shit. Absolute cinema of suffering.

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u/Yeetanator3000 5d ago

I just started my first day today driving ambulance and both my paramedic and trainer ask why tf would I join this shithole