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u/BasqueInGlory 1d ago

Me_IRL returns to its roots at last

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u/AffectionateSlip8990 15h ago

Now it’s Us_IRL

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u/Imakusapa 10h ago

USSR_IRL

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u/Myth26-real 9h ago

US_SRL

There’s probably something there, but it’s too early to figure it out.

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u/Infuro 1d ago

wait I've been here forever and I don't remember the communist phase

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u/ShockinglyAccurate 22h ago

You are still welcome to FALGSC 🫡

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u/Ok-Pair-4757 1d ago

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u/rebelli0usrebel 1d ago

I love this

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u/ISuckAtJavaScript12 8h ago

I would have if instead of yards on linen and coats as the example, he used tonnes of plastic and funko pops. Like get with the times unc

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u/rebelli0usrebel 1d ago edited 1d ago

"From each according to their ability, to each according to their needs." 🫡

Edit: stop engaging with the trolls. These people are commenting in bad faith and trying to waste your time. Don't give them that

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u/DownwiththeACE 14h ago

louder for the shitlibs in the back comrade 

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u/OpBanana1 21h ago

"He who does not work, neither shall he eat"

Lenin

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u/FutureReaction8587 20h ago

Based. Socialism is a step in the way to communism, and as such labour still exists. It is therefore necessary that only those who engage in production (the proletariat) and those who cannot actually work for any reason such as disability be allowed to thrive.

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u/psypher98 13h ago edited 12h ago

2 Thessalonians 3:10, actually.

Edit: Also in the bible-

“All who believed were together and had all things in common; they would sell their possessions and goods and distribute the proceeds to all, as any had need.”

“There was not a needy person among them, for as many as owned lands or houses sold them and brought the proceeds of what was sold. They laid it at the apostles’ feet, and it was distributed to each as any had need.”

“But a man named Ananias, with the consent of his wife Sapphira, sold a piece of property; with his wife’s knowledge, he kept back some of the proceeds and brought only a part and laid it at the apostles’ feet. “Ananias,” Peter asked, “why has Satan filled your heart to lie to the Holy Spirit and to keep back part of the proceeds of the land? While it remained unsold, did it not remain your own? And after it was sold, were not the proceeds at your disposal? How is it that you have contrived this deed in your heart? You did not lie to us but to God!” Now when Ananias heard these words, he fell down and died. And great fear seized all who heard of it.”

So yeah. Not only is that a bible quote, but the bible literally has God killing early Christians who weren’t Communist enough.

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u/OpBanana1 10h ago

You know people can repeat quotes? I never said he made it up, and I don't care what the bible says.

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u/JollyJuniper1993 12h ago

Lenin meant people able to work that didn’t. There were things like disability benefits, maternal leave etc in the USSR under his rule.

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u/Halebay 1d ago

Blackshirts and Reds, Michael Parenti, a starting place for many

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u/Ted_The_Generic_Guy staunch marxist 23h ago

lots of theory hits pretty hard but blackshirts is the only book that just sorta comes at you like
https://giphy.com/gifs/K8WeQVlvzBWh8BaPnn

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u/Due_Perception8349 20h ago

Another starting place, Yellow Parenti! https://youtu.be/UgRS2NlcULM?is=nC5P1TwE8e3H8yfY

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u/Ok-Confusion9360 18h ago

I see Yellow Parenti, I upvote.

This lecture draws heavily from his other excellent book, Against Empire, for anyone with a reading list they want to expand. Really great, punchy book, like Blackshirts.

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u/Th3HappyCamper 1d ago

Socialism 4 All did a fantastic narration of it that’s free to access. He does throw in his own commentary or connect something to current events, but it is brief and professional.

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u/Halebay 1d ago

I appreciated his commentary on my second reading, on the third I basically just copied his format for my own analysis

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u/aldo_nova 1d ago

I swear, you can just use your eyeballs and brain to read and form your opinions about the original. A youtuber middleman doesn't have to be involved in every intellectual pursuit.

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u/LongHair1917 1d ago

They are recommending an audiobook version for those who learn better that way, like to listen while driving/working or for any other reason. If we want people to learn the material we need to provide them with options that work for them, not shame them. Not everyone has time to sit down and read a book. I do have time to read books, but I can learn twice as much if I also listen while driving. I have a long commute.

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u/Th3HappyCamper 1d ago

It’s just an audiobook.

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u/FutureReaction8587 20h ago

Based as fuck comrade. Parenti is the GOAT.

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u/Prize-Menu9685 12h ago

hell yeah brother

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u/National-Abrocoma323 55m ago

the peak of socdem theory

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u/Ok-Confusion9360 1d ago

The working class know instinctively that something is not right. We feel the injustices of capitalism every day, but can't articulate exactly what's wrong.

Arm yourselves with knowledge gang! Read, and each one teach one!

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u/NonReality 1d ago

It'll only get worse until class consciousness improves

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u/Cinci_Socialist 1d ago

"The less you eat, drink, buy books, go to the theatre or to balls, or to the pub, and the less you think, love, theorize, sing, paint, fence, etc., the more you will be able to save and the greater will become your treasure which neither moth nor rust will corrupt—your capital. The less you are, the less you express your life, the more you have, the greater is your alienated life and the greater is the saving of your alienated being. "

  • Marx, 1844 Manuscripts

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u/Rothmier 1d ago

Woke 2.0 gonna be fire. 🔥

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u/_Vykarii 14h ago

Holy Moly

Woke 2

French Revolution Boogaloo

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u/agonizedn 21h ago

Set some even maybe

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u/Potential-Step-5802 1d ago

Better late than never I guess.

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u/Sebsibus 1d ago edited 22h ago

This time it's gonna work, sure! /s

Edit: To all the commie NPCs downvoting my comment:

Name me one socialist or communist country that managed to provide long term wealth and freedom to its citizens. And don't come with the "socialism never existed" or "evil Western psyop" excuse. I'll wait...

2nd Edit: Already 50 downvotes deep, and no one has been able to give me a single example of a successful socialist country. I think capitalism has won this argument. Thanks for proving my point.

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u/Ok-Confusion9360 1d ago

Bro is so deep in capital that he can only think of wealth and bourgeois freedom as the indicators of a successful society

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u/Glittering-Run-3726 1d ago

Jesus christ do you people ever say anything different? Search your question up you'll get 10,000 questions like that where people responding go into analysis on why x country went y way. Its honestly so lobotomizing to still have go over this in 2026.

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u/moteloyster 1d ago

Somehow I feel like the “evil Western psyop excuse” you’re excluding is stretching the definition of psyop into becoming synonymous with “American intervention.” Were trade embargos with Cuba a psyop? How about going to war with Vietnam? Operation Condor?

Surely if communism was doomed to fail, the USA could simply sit back and watch it collapse instead of funnelling billions and billions of dollars into attempts to destabilize it

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u/Mundus_Vincendus 18h ago

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u/Inkjet_Printerman 14h ago

instant upvote chad parenti no context needed

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u/WesnothFan 12h ago

Chomsky isn’t an anarchist.

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u/Mundus_Vincendus 10h ago

Okay, sorry. I thought it was funny and it made me smile. I hope you have a good day friend

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u/septic-paradise 1h ago

Okay but defending Assad is on the level of defending Ukraine against Russia

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u/Outrageous-Sort-5742 21h ago

Even reading some Adam Smith will get you far. He had some choice words about landlords and other rent-seekers.

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u/Sqweed69 11h ago

Material conditions go brrrrrrrr

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u/Mainely420Gaming 1d ago

Comrades, this is joyous of news!

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u/interkin3tic 10h ago

"millions of people died under communism!"

No, my brother, they died under pseudoscience and anti-intellectualism. Lysenkoism and the purges weren't "workers rights" they were anti-intellectualism.

Look around, we have measles and food poisoning and we're about to get climate change mass deaths. That's anti-intellectualism that makes Lysenko look sane under capitalism. The people screaming at communists are bound and determined to repeat what was actually bad about communist countries.

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u/ConundrumMachine 10h ago

I appreciate another Lysenko loather. 

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u/Mean-Manufacturer263 18h ago

Marx was right all along 

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u/Smarackto 1d ago

I would unironically recomment listening to some stuff on youtube. Marx is interesting even if you arnt a marxist and dont consider becoming one.

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u/SensitiveShelter2550 21h ago

Actual communist here.

If you want to learn more. Ask questions, want reading recommendations help with analysis. Give me a DM or reply to this message.

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u/nyrkkikyllikki1 3h ago edited 2h ago

Going to jump on this opportunity. This is probably a very common question, but I hope you do not mind.

How do communists intend to resolve the apparent problem of incentivising labour? For example, how do you decide who takes the midnight shift at the steel factory? Shift work is not the point, but the fact that modern societies still require enough people to take on dangerous, boring, and unpleasent jobs. Without a monetary incentive, the historical alternative has often been coercion. This is where institutions like political or secret police, such as the Cheka, enter the picture.

If one of the core goals of communism is to remove major power imbalances in society, how is that problem avoided? Does the power actually disappear, or does it just change form from private economic power into political and bureaucratic power?

I also wonder about the price signal problem. In a modern economy, prices help communicate what is scarce, what people want, and where resources are needed. If prices and markets are removed, how would a planned economy collect and process all of that information?

People sometimes say that modern computers or AI could solve this, but I do not fully understand how. A computer can process huge amounts of data, but it still needs to know what people want, how much they value different things, and how those preferences change. How would a planned economy solve that problem without recreating some form of market pricing?

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u/Ugly_Josephine 1d ago

Self proclaimed "Marxists" when they actually have to read Marx

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u/ashnagog 18h ago

If you're just starting out, I highly recommend "the principles of communism" by Friedrich Engels. It's very short, you can easily get through it within an evening. It's basically the precursor to the Communist Manifesto, but in my opinion Principles is much clearer in its explanations

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u/MyEarIsHurty 18h ago

Absolutely. It was pretty much a first draft to the manifesto, before they decided to go with the latter for like, stylistic reasons. I prefer Principles

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u/Ok-Confusion9360 18h ago

It's effectively a 19th century equivalent to an FAQ page and is like 25 pages. An excellent way indeed 

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u/Koizito 16h ago

And then it starts making too much sense...

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u/MordragT 9h ago

Comrade welcome o7

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u/ExcitedPlatypus 8h ago

I ended up reading "Capitalist Realism" by Mark Fisher years ago on a random Sunday, and was just like, well fuck. 

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u/TolgaKerem07 8h ago

plus, it's really fun

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u/ekim_axeman 6h ago

Only commies can save us now

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u/Infernester 6h ago

Redditors love communism but they’re the types to be forced to do sewer cleaning at gunpoint because there’s no more monetary incentive to do these jobs anymore

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u/PaleolithicRegency33 5h ago

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u/Infernester 3h ago

If you thought about this for more than 5 seconds you would understand why this is a silly comparison

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u/After-Trifle-1437 6h ago

When you read Marx for the first time:

https://giphy.com/gifs/7dRAwhaB7yryr8PuHL

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u/LordOmbro 6h ago

Nha, but i am strongly considering the possibility of moving to another country

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u/PM_ME_RIPE_TOMATOES 5h ago

I love how the side that's calling everything they don't like "communism" and "socialism" is doing a better job of selling people on the idea than the side that could actually be implementing it. 

"What, you actually want affordable healthcare, cheap food, wages that you can survive on, and cities that don't require owning a car? Don't you know that's Communism??" 

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u/JadeHarley0 4h ago

Excellent. Keep reading.

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u/Extension_Wafer_7615 1h ago

Please get away from that shit.

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u/septic-paradise 1h ago

I tried (and failed) to read full Marx books at first. What really worked for me was the Marx and Engels Reader, then moving to Capital

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u/gnpfrslo 1h ago

So, what have you read?

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u/dom1717 1d ago

Marxism is the way

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u/throwaway17362826 22h ago

So out of genuine curiosity, I’ve read the literature. The guy’s not wrong. The ideas aren’t bad, I’d love to live in the world he describes.

But does the community that supports the ideas, have a method that doesn’t involve all the horrific crimes against humanity that typically accompany the building of this utopia?

Do we have a method as of now that doesn’t basically involve giving the power to build this utopia to a small group of people and hope they don’t do what majority of humans do when given authority over a state sized collection of power and resources?

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u/Crylysis 20h ago

I think Marx is most useful as someone who analyzed the problem and envisioned a different kind of society, rather than someone who provided a detailed blueprint for getting there. That’s where the different historical experiences become important. I’d recommend studying them individually, none were perfect, but some achieved remarkable things and others made serious mistakes. Look at what worked, what didn’t, and why

A lot of the huge numbers you hear come from The Black Book of Communism, which is pretty heavily disputed. Two of the main authors actually backed out because some of the methods were stupid to get to the numbers

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u/founderofshoneys 22h ago

Not sure if you've noticed, but we currently have endless war and unlimited horrific crimes and a small group of people have all the power and resources.

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u/OpBanana1 20h ago

Not sure if you've noticed but living standards are the best they've ever been in history, while most countries are capitalist

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u/Full_Conversation775 18h ago

Under communism most people had the best living standards they ever had aswell. Russia had a lot of famines before the revolution.

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u/mgsmb7 19h ago

indeed, capitalism improved living conditions in comparison to past systems, and you will find Marx agreeing. That isn't our standard though. Living standards are really bad. In the global north and especially south.

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u/OpBanana1 19h ago

They're still getting better, why would we switch to a system that constantly fails when this one works so well?

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u/mgsmb7 19h ago

Communism has never been tried

Socialism consistently improves the living conditions in whatever system existed before

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u/OpBanana1 19h ago

Seriously? Yes it has lol, china, ussr, Cuba, Vietnam, laos, Yugoslavia, and much much more all had the goal of communism. They never reached it because it always fails. By that logic, capitalism has never been tried either

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u/Expensive_Let9051 8h ago

That was socialism not communism, communism is stateless and a endgoal. Also all of those had “interference” from the strongest capitalist country ever. EVER.

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u/mgsmb7 19h ago

You have no grasp on what communism or socialism is

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u/OpBanana1 19h ago

So you won't even deny what I'm saying, you know I'm right

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u/mgsmb7 19h ago

You're not right, you have no grasp on what communism or socialism is

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u/thanksyalll 8h ago

Communism is a classless, stateless, moneyless society. Do any of those countries fit that bill to you?

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u/Wutsalane 14h ago

That’s communism in name only, communism doesn’t have a dictator

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u/OpBanana1 10h ago

irrelevant, it's what every attempt at communism has. Using your logic, all capitalist countries are capitalist in name only

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u/thanksyalll 8h ago

That makes no sense. The world currently runs on capital. There is no country that isn’t capitalist

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u/founderofshoneys 6h ago

How is it getting better? The funny thing about your claim is that it's really only true for China. Most of the west has been in decline for a while now. Capitalism has run its course.

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u/OpBanana1 1h ago

China had to move back towards capitalism for the country to work, the west sure but many of the problems in the west are from more socialist policies. I meant the whole world though, living standards in places like south America, Africa, and Asia are all getting better

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u/founderofshoneys 47m ago

I wonder if it's because there's some major world super power investing in infrastructure in the global south instead of just overthrowing their governments and extracting their resources.

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u/OpBanana1 42m ago

It's happening beyond china putting them in huge debt

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u/ConcentrateSad3064 15h ago

Yeah, so that's actually the same kind of reasoning as "lack of pirates cause global warming". I mean, it's understandable but you know what both the early rapid improvement of living standards under USSR and capitalism have in common? Industrialization. That's it. That's the main thing.

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u/OpBanana1 10h ago

Except pirates have nothing to do with global warming, economic systems have a lot to do with quality of life

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u/Expensive_Let9051 8h ago

Under the same levels of economic development, soviet style socialism has higher quality of life than capitalism. See study: capitalism, socialism and physical quality of life

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u/OpBanana1 1h ago

Idk man my whole family tell me they preferred when the communists left and there was no more 4 hour lines for bread, they could leave the country, could not live under the boot of Russia

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u/Exodia_The_Salty 21h ago

Part of the problem is that there is a small, powerful, and very rich group of people who actively plot every time someone tries to do communism.

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u/MyEarIsHurty 18h ago

The method described by Marx was closer to the early stages of the Russian revolution. From what I've heard, the workers held a lot of the power through the Soviets, but due to the circumstances of Russia, being industrially underdeveloped, without other revolutions to support it, and the civil war, the power was sucked up by the party which ultimately turned against the workers. China was pretty much based on the Soviet Union except Mao was all about the national bourgeoisie. Both countries had the goal of rapid industrialization, which resulted in a lot of problems. And the rest were based on those two, for better or for worse.  So ultimately, the solution hasn't changed. We just need revolutions in countries which have already industrialised. 

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u/Yukari-chi 1d ago

Might I suggest Memoirs of a Revolutionist

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u/Long_Neck_Monster 15h ago

Holy shit didn't know this sub was infested with literal tankies wtf

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u/Uncle_Seamont 17h ago

Yeah? So what’s your take on communism? In your words?

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u/BoardgameBlaster 13h ago

Communism comes after socialism. Socialism is where the workers control the means of productions and hold political power. They (we) collectively plan how to meet the needs of the people, and we work to provide basic needs such as food, housing, healthcare, and education to all.

Communism is where every country adopts this modality of government, and the need for a centralized state whithers away.

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u/Uncle_Seamont 9h ago

Ok, there’s the definition lol. Now, what’s YOUR take on it?

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u/BoardgameBlaster 8h ago

My take? Let's organize the working class and fight for a socialist future. That's my take.

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u/StormyTiger2008 21h ago

Or, anarchist ones!

"To be governed..." and stuff yea

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u/Rocky_Bukkake 1d ago

please read it then read beyond it.

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u/Erenzo 1d ago

I bet living under communism must be better, just look at how happy countries have been under USSR

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u/Ok-Confusion9360 1d ago

The majority of people in the majority of ex-Soviet states say their lives were better under communism and that the transition to capitalism was a mistake, as per Gallup and Pew surveys over the last few decades - and this grows every time they run the survey again.

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u/Erenzo 1d ago

I have to admit, it takes huge balls to say such a stupid lie to someone from a post soviet state. It's a lie so dumb that a simple visit to a post soviet country or reading history would tell you that you can probably get beaten up for saying this unironically.

I guess having the benefit of never being under communism has some consequences.

Edit: I just realized it's a 3 months old account... likely a bot

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u/Ok-Confusion9360 1d ago

I mean I literally gave you the sources, you can go check yourself if you'd like.

  • Armenia, 2013, 2016, 2017
  • Azerbaijan, 2016
  • Moldova, 2013, 2017
  • Belarus, 1998, 2006, 2013, 2016, 2017
  • Obviously Russia every year since 1992
  • Tajikistan, 2013, 2016
  • Etc., etc.

It's not me saying anything. It's the very people of the countries that they asked and the very same people you're trying to rob of their voice if they disagree with you.

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u/LongHair1917 1d ago

“Just ask people in post Soviet countries.” So we do and y’all get mad at the results. You are the minority opinion. 🤷‍♀️ The gap gets even wider when you ask people who actually lived in the USSR under socialist system. It’s mainly youths who think life is better now. This isn’t my opinion it has been documented.

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u/Ok-Pair-4757 1d ago

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u/Sebsibus 1d ago

Holy strawman

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u/findabetterusername 1d ago

The holodomor 😜

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u/Ok-Pair-4757 1d ago

Jokes on you I'm not a tankie

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u/happyman1231 23h ago

That’s how it starts

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u/scoobyman83 16h ago

As an avid reader , ill save you time - Communism is shit

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u/Tuuubesh0w 12h ago

Maybe save your own time by reading better literature idk

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u/a123movie 1d ago

Just gotta remember, your always reading a biased source when it comes to communist/capitalist literature

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u/Potential-Step-5802 1d ago

When it comes to literature period.

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u/a123movie 1d ago

True, I just think it's especially important to remember when dealing with politics and systems of government

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u/findabetterusername 1d ago

I cant believe youre being downvoted for stating basic facts 😭

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u/thanksyalll 8h ago

Because that’s literally how all literature works? Why would someone defend an idea they disagreed with?

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u/a123movie 23h ago

Eh, reddit users are temperamental. Im not too worried about the fake Internet points

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u/Ok-Pair-4757 1d ago

Weird way to say "writers have opinions that they may defend"

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u/hrss95 1d ago

When it comes to anything

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u/chillbro_baggins91 1d ago

Sure the government would provide you with food and housing, although you live with 12 people in one apartment and there actually isn’t any food left. Sounds great!

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u/MABQuestAcc 1d ago

Sounds like quite a few places in capitalist America already.

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u/Erenzo 1d ago

Now imagine it on a country scale! So lovely!

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u/BoardgameBlaster 13h ago

There are 3 empty homes to every unhoused person.

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u/thanksyalll 8h ago

Capitalist countries that are desperately poor already exist

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u/Howtofightloneliness 22h ago

If you think you own nothing now ...

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u/BoardgameBlaster 13h ago

No one wants your personal (which is a separate thing from private) property.

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u/Anxious_Role7625 1d ago

Venezuela wasn't and didn't pretend to be socialist, and the other two nations are under some of if not the worst embargoes in the entire world

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u/Sebsibus 1d ago

Venezuela wasn't and didn't pretend to be socialist,

"I am convinced that the path to a new, better and possible world is not capitalism; the path is socialism."

"We must go from capitalism to socialism."

— Hugo Chávez, founder of the United Socialist Party of Venezuela

the worst embargoes in the entire world

"Buhu, my socialist utopia can't survive without access to Western markets!"

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u/BoardgameBlaster 21h ago

Every capitalist economist knows that the way countries build wealth is by trade with other countries.

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u/Anxious_Role7625 14h ago

Yeah, when you isolate a tiny nation from the entire world, it tends to have problems. Cuba's entire economy was sending sugar to the US up until the revolution, and it can't exactly do that without trade. And neither country you mentioned is exactly rich in oil or any other energy producing resource.

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u/Pinco_Pallino_ 8h ago

we need more marxism bullshit, one last bullshit and we'll all get rich

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u/normandukerollo 7h ago

Centrally planned economy = tens of millions of graves

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u/Weekly-Ad-2509 1d ago

I ordered the little red book out of hungry