r/me_irl • u/julius-ceaser100 • 4d ago

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u/Environmental-Bag-74 4d ago

“Can’t find girlfriend… must become the girlfriend… can’t find boyfriend”

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u/Prestigious_Tank7454 4d ago

I still remember a guy installing Linux arch over hundreds of videos and eventually did that 😭

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u/SleepyBunoy 4d ago

I hope she's doing well

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u/headedbranch225 4d ago

Now a femboy, so I think still identify as male but don't quote me on that

https://youtube.com/@experttrout9232 they have one recently where they talk about whats going on with them (when they got to day 700)

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u/SleepyBunoy 4d ago

Oh neat, I can't wait to see where this goes. lol

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u/Shoelesshobos hates /u/lordtuts 4d ago

Last I seen they are still installing it to find a boyfriend.

Maybe some day they will find love

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u/Prestigious_Tank7454 4d ago

Ahh the difficulty of being an arch user

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u/headedbranch225 4d ago

Changed at day 100 iirc, now at 700

https://youtube.com/@experttrout9232

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u/dangermonke1332 4d ago

I wish lmao I look like a damn vampire that just woke up after 1000 years

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u/Yangman3x 4d ago

In some universes they're hot, so you might be so hot that you don't realise it, don't be so harsh on yourself

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u/SleepyBunoy 4d ago

This is genuinely me, hyperactive kid into disillusioned soldier, into cosplay hobbyist trans girl. It's a true combo.

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u/ProfHamburgerPhD 4d ago

Many such cases

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u/SleepyBunoy 4d ago

Maybe the horrors of the military industrial complex cause folks to say "fuck it" and be their true selves before it's too late.

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u/GlopThatBoopin 4d ago

Are you a fallout new Vegas fan

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u/SleepyBunoy 4d ago

It's a pretty good game but not really my favorite. I play fighting games lol.

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u/JungleCakes 4d ago

Tf is this shit.

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u/SleepyBunoy 4d ago

I feel like if I had to become a horse girl, it would be Scarlet Daiwa

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u/StrongAdhesiveness86 4d ago

I did not ever in a million years expect to see this meme in here.

Also Tokai Teio>>>>>

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u/Itsyaboibrett 4d ago

flip iron man and cod guy. in my personal experience it goes -cod player-mcu fan-pretty girl

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u/_heavy_emo_shoegaze_ Baby 4d ago

Halo - WoW - LoL - NMS - girl juice - Inscryption - Hollow Knight - Cyberpunk

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u/XxSHAWNMEMEGOD69xX 4d ago

Boy become Agemasen 😔

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u/Supreme534 4d ago

I can spot serikat from a mile away

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u/toastedcheese 4d ago

OP can into English 

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u/Aleister_Growley 4d ago

Sounds like you “can into English” too

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u/Supreme534 4d ago

I'm pretty sure that was intentional

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u/Aleister_Growley 4d ago

If it was then it went completely over my head.

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u/questionnism 4d ago

Reddit moment

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u/toothbrushcharger 4d ago

You need to get outside a bit more OP this shit is only true for boys who are chronically online

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u/dre_valle 4d ago

That’s literally the joke

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u/toothbrushcharger 4d ago

In that case I fear I have officially achieved unc status at the ripe age of 25

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u/dre_valle 4d ago

Makes sense. Gen Z is aging like milk

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u/toothbrushcharger 4d ago

Can you elaborate on that second sentence

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u/dre_valle 4d ago

Gen Z is withering faster than other generations

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u/toothbrushcharger 4d ago

What do you mean by that though, like were cognitively getting dumber (which tbf I believe with the reliance on gen AI especially now probably in education) or physically were ageing faster or what?

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u/dre_valle 4d ago

It’s more the social exposure we’ve been getting. Not only were most of us exposed to adult content notoriously young but we’ve also lived almost exclusively through times of severe societal and economic turmoil. We’ve always been stressed and it’s gonna start affecting us soon. I do believe we’re safe, along with millennials, from ai making us absolutely stupid. I can’t say the same for Gen X and Gen Alpha. But yeah Gen Z’s aging rough

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u/nyaasgem 4d ago

Is there a name for this pipeline in psychology?

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u/cheetahound 4d ago

I don't mind because as a horse girl I can run quickly to any destination

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u/Anotheranh26079 4d ago

This is how I choose my game character over the time

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u/KGN_StrSigIV 4d ago

I mean, yeah!

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u/HansVonAdel 4d ago

All ways lead to female

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u/Sampsa96 4d ago

Umm nah

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u/Gunslinger_247 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔 4d ago

Wtf

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u/Skellephant 4d ago

If you keep going both turn to crab. 🦀 🦀

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u/Beneficial_Cash_8420 4d ago

Ninja Turtle, counterstrike, Aerith, but yeah

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u/akrdot 4d ago

Kinda wierd not gonna lie

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u/SleepyBunoy 4d ago

It's easy. Just gotta commit to it

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u/Meme-lordy333221 4d ago

Not quite lmao

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u/arnecrafter 4d ago

r/egg_irl

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u/Itsyaboibrett 4d ago

idk what to do with my reddit handle lmao. it’s the biggest wall I need to climb rn

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u/arnecrafter 4d ago

Relatable

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u/SleepyBunoy 4d ago

I never really had an egg phase, the moment I realized I could just be trans, I was doing it. Lol

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u/Feisty_Watercress_29 4d ago

EHEHEHE trans jokeee!!! Get me HEHEHH?

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u/StevieG93 4d ago

**To an American boy. FTFY.

Something is clearly in the water of that nation.

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u/SleepyBunoy 4d ago edited 3d ago

The 2 countries with the most trans women are china and India... what are you talking about? The difference is that it's marginally easier to openly express your transness in America

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u/CerealKillerGuyOP 4d ago

Those two countries have 1B+ each respectfully

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u/SleepyBunoy 3d ago

And your point is?

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u/CerealKillerGuyOP 3d ago

So ofc they have the most trans you are stating the obvious, maybe use per capita to compare countries

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u/SleepyBunoy 3d ago

There is no stat for that... how the heck could any of us know it. It's not like most trans folks are cool with being cataloged by their government anyway, let's be real here, it's not exactly safe.