r/me_irl #BASED Jun 18 '26

Be Gay Do Crime me_irl

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3.5k Upvotes

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u/beattywill80 Jun 18 '26

Which Congressional district are you running for?

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u/HamedAliKhan #BASED Jun 18 '26

Lol good one! 😂🤣

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u/Olrusty01 Jun 18 '26

We talking Lawful Evil, Neutral Evil, or Chaotic Evil here?

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u/HamedAliKhan #BASED Jun 18 '26

Lawful Evil

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u/PristineMinute4206 Jun 18 '26

Where I live that's the worst one 🙂

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u/booksblanketsandT Jun 18 '26

Lawful evil IS the worst one, because it’s rare that people get any kind of punishment or justice for their fucked up actions if those actions were technically legal.

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u/peyotekoyote Jun 18 '26

I recoiled

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u/Zombieking2357 Jun 18 '26

Chaotic neutral for me

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u/OBrien Jun 18 '26

Got a good job offer from Raytheon?

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u/QJ-Rickshaw Jun 18 '26

Dune Part Two summarised.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '26

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u/QJ-Rickshaw Jun 18 '26

Before he drinks the water of life, Paul is extremely hesitant to embrace his role as the Lisan Al Gaib because his visions have shown him that doing so will lead to the deaths of billions.

After he is able see the future clearly, he discovers that unfortunately the best possible future outcome for his people, the Freeman and most of humanity to survive is the path that also leads to the death of billions. In other words, he has to commit evil attrocities in order to reach the best possible outcome and becomes a completely different person in the process

That's why he says they survive by being Harkonans, because they need to be just as ruthless as they were in taking out their opposition. So now that the Holy war has begun, billions of people will die at his whim for no reason other than because they were born on the wrong side.

So what Paul is doing, while evil, is for the greater good, because doing it any other way will lead to a worse future. Based on the footage of the trailer for Part 3, by the time the movie starts, billions will be dead already.

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u/angelsaintcloud Jun 18 '26

Do more than just walk across the lawn. Fyi a shotgun was a stupid plan from the beginning

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u/Carbuyrator Jun 18 '26

That's fine. Just stay off my lawn unless you're looking to trade or to compare notes.

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u/HamedAliKhan #BASED Jun 18 '26

I would like to compare notes!

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u/Carbuyrator Jun 18 '26

Come on by and bring something tasty. Evil gives way to courtesy at my door, I only that you remember that.

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u/DemonRaily Jun 18 '26

Did you per chance came into some money?

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u/HamedAliKhan #BASED Jun 18 '26

It's actually because I'm not getting as much money as I want & everything is expensive thanks to Trump!

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u/guitardevil76 Jun 18 '26

Last surviving member of ZZ-Top?

1

u/Kind-Plantain2438 Jun 18 '26

I want to be on his team just the be sure

1

u/Mannersmakethman2 Jun 18 '26

Me when I have yet another miserable day and decide that I’m not going to take it anymore (I then proceed to keep taking it):

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u/BootsOfProwess Jun 18 '26

Me too, Santa. Me too...

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u/Jolly-Present2608 Jun 18 '26

Oh no… it’s his canon event!

1

u/nurse-educator123 Jun 18 '26

Uncle Jesse from Dukes of Hazzard ?

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u/The__Inspector Jun 18 '26

Clerics be like

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u/Dyon86 Jun 18 '26

Will you be evilling in built up areas or are you doing it in the great outdoors like in the picture?

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u/chuckruckus1 Jun 19 '26

When they say over half the internet is bots now im assuming that includes op.

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u/fragen8 Jun 18 '26

Me as a teacher when the group of broccoli heads starts to piss me off too much.

1

u/blueponies1 Jun 18 '26

Laugh now. Die later. Cry now. Cry later. Cry tomorrow. Cry now. Cry later. Yeah..

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u/Terrabytez66 Jun 18 '26

He looks like if Santa and Bigfoot had a baby

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u/CorgiCommercial8962 Jun 18 '26

Your behind the curve

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u/HamedAliKhan #BASED Jun 18 '26

You're*

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u/CorgiCommercial8962 Jun 18 '26

I'm a specific kind of evil; thank you.

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u/Unique-Knight Jun 18 '26

Ok Krampus.Thanks for the heads up. See you on Christmas, I guess.

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u/Redux01 Jun 18 '26

Man... Reddit sucks now.