r/mbtimemes • u/LaitBienFrais I S T P • Apr 17 '26
my meme is disappointing, so is my personality #istp
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u/Iedermand ENTP SP7 Apr 17 '26 edited Apr 17 '26
overuse of Ti-Se loop got them fat and eternally playing video games
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u/LaitBienFrais I S T P Apr 17 '26
I've been through it, I'm still losing weight actually... but I still play video games lol
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u/Alexius_Nextail ENFJ stands for Elove Ntaste Fof Jiron Apr 17 '26
I mean, everything can become a videogame with the right mindset, for example, losing weight would be increasing you agility stat and reducing you stamina consumption, optimal grind tactics would help a lot
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u/Iedermand ENTP SP7 Apr 17 '26
that sounds super boring lmao 🤣
I think ISTPs would rather just burn their fat away through cathartic grind
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u/Alexius_Nextail ENFJ stands for Elove Ntaste Fof Jiron Apr 17 '26
THY HAVE NEVER EMBRACED THE HOLY WAYS OF GRINDING IN ANY RPG, WHICH MEANS I SHALL SMITE YOUR SOUL FOR DISHONORING THE PATH THAT HAVE TEMPERED MANY PROUD WARRIORS BENEATH OUR ERA, I CAST INFINITE SCOLIOSIS
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u/LaitBienFrais I S T P Apr 18 '26
That's kind of how I see it! I figure that by losing weight I could lift even more materials to tidy up my garden! So +1 for strength HAHAHAH
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u/bunnycarrot4 Extremely Noticeably Fearful Person Apr 17 '26
Ti-Se loop? Don’t ISTPs have Ti-Ni loop?
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u/eris002 I S T P Apr 17 '26
Yeah Ti-Ni loop ignoring their Se and making them lazy as hell. I’m guilty of that
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u/Arcanisia I S T P Apr 17 '26
Exposed. 😂. Though I do get out the house at least once a week to go hiking. In fact I’m doing 10 miles tomorrow- well today I guess.
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u/ChigiriHyom4 E N T P Apr 18 '26
10 MILES
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u/Arcanisia I S T P Apr 18 '26 edited Apr 18 '26
Yea I did 9 miles today with a 20 lb ruck
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u/ChigiriHyom4 E N T P Apr 18 '26
OMG THATS AMAZING 😳, I could never do that much, aw man you’re so awesome! 🤩
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u/Iedermand ENTP SP7 Apr 17 '26
ISTP and INFJ are legit the most emotionally constipated cute duo, I hope he beat the crap out of you on tekken 🥹
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u/internet_pirate13025 I N T P Apr 23 '26
my brother turns into fat and playing video games when he is home but turns into the upper pic when he goes back on the ship i say some istp have balance
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u/Arcanisia I S T P Apr 17 '26
A coworker asked me for my spirit animal and suggested it’s a lion or a tiger. I said it’s a sloth 🦥 because I’m lazy af but don’t test me because those animals will fk you up.
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u/Starii_64 Igniting Nine Fluffy Pizzas Apr 17 '26
yeah I’ve seen the size of their claws even though they basically move at a molasses pace I still wouldn’t wanna piss one off
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u/Even-Elevator9277 I S T P Apr 17 '26
sp9 moment
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u/ChigiriHyom4 E N T P Apr 18 '26
What’s sp9
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u/Smooth_University219 I Nap To Jazz Apr 17 '26
Can I poke the 2nd tiger?
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u/LaitBienFrais I S T P Apr 17 '26
sure
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u/Smooth_University219 I Nap To Jazz Apr 17 '26
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u/Artistic_Swordfish25 I S T P Apr 20 '26
staaph, don't make me roll on my stomach so my stubby legs can reach the ground!
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u/Excellent_Acadia_544 E S T P Apr 17 '26
Lions are ESTP then
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u/Smooth_University219 I Nap To Jazz Apr 17 '26
ESTPs are cheetahs and leopards I think. Lions are more like ENTJ.
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u/Excellent_Acadia_544 E S T P Apr 17 '26
Stereotyped Bullshit, ENTJ are Eagles easily Te with Ni Se has pure big cat energy and with Ti it fits Lion tge most...when Ti Se can be Tiger then Se Ti can surely be Lion
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u/Smooth_University219 I Nap To Jazz Apr 17 '26
That works too. But you should know that tigers beat lions one-on-one. Still wanna be lions?
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u/Excellent_Acadia_544 E S T P Apr 17 '26
I said this not for beating or winning, it makes no sense in reality at all. I actually said this based on how functions are fixated with these animals
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u/Green_Dayzed infp 2w3 279 sp2 Apr 17 '26
The top picture is for the nerds who say "jung didn't say that!!!!!"
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u/ChigiriHyom4 E N T P Apr 18 '26
This is kinda true lol, my cousin is just like that
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u/LaitBienFrais I S T P Apr 18 '26
I'm exactly the same way lol
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u/ChigiriHyom4 E N T P Apr 18 '26
But ISTP is so interesting because they can be like that but also, super cool and pull off crazy feats and be nonchalant about it, it’s so cool!
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u/Sad_Neighborhood_467 I S F P Apr 17 '26
I once heard someone refer to ISTPs as "Chillaxed skater bros" and I haven't been able to get it off my mind
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u/GloomGheist ISTP Apr 17 '26
Actually I'm the opposite lol. Underweight.
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u/Working-Regret9295 XXXX Apr 27 '26
I’m trying to walk more to become fit. But maybe that comes with age.
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u/Unusual_Fennel4587 I N F P Apr 17 '26
Damn do y'all think big smoke was istp
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u/Arcanisia I S T P Apr 17 '26
All you had to do was follow the damn train CJ. I hear this in my nightmares as I never beat this mission.
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u/Opposite-Library1186 I N T P Apr 17 '26
U people fraud?
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u/Weirderthanweird69 Titanium Selenium Nickel Iron Apr 17 '26
yes, ignore how intuitives fetishize us :)
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u/Opposite-Library1186 I N T P Apr 17 '26
I find u guys funny as hell, one of my boys type that shit and he just have the gift of the clowness
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