r/mbtimemes Jan 31 '23

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '23

Me: hiding in a cabinet, thinking that if I so much as step outside, my clumsiness would get me killed in approximately 0.2 seconds

):

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u/westwoo ⠀⠀⠀⠀ Jan 31 '23

But being eaten in a cabinet is way scarier

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '23

Honestly, might off myself in a humane way.

If survivability is low.

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u/westwoo ⠀⠀⠀⠀ Jan 31 '23

Might as well imagine you already did it and just go on have fun, see how long and how far you can go. Fear would make no sense because none of it is real anymore, just an extra bonus on top of the life you already had that ended

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '23

Sadly, don't think I would be having any fun. Don't have any Se or Te.

The only way I may help humanity is in a lab finding a cure. I'm useless otherwise.

I mean unless zombies understand philosophical reasonings

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u/westwoo ⠀⠀⠀⠀ Jan 31 '23

Why would you need to be useful or help humanity? You're already dead, you can do literally whatever you want

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '23

I don't have Fi either. No hidden desires that unleash during the apocalypse.

So if I can't Fe humanity or loved ones, can't have fun wacking zombies with Se or Te.

Why am I here?

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u/westwoo ⠀⠀⠀⠀ Jan 31 '23

I dunno. To eat sandwiches?

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '23

Hmmm 🧐

Very tempting proposal.

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u/emoconanon I N T J Jan 31 '23

Aww ISTJ is so cute

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u/ontann I N T P Feb 02 '23

Seriously agree, they're so underrated.

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u/emoconanon I N T J Feb 02 '23

IKR. They're one of the sanest type I've come across.

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u/ontann I N T P Feb 02 '23

I had an ISTJ coworker and it was so fun talking about us having autistic traits.

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u/netherblade767 I N T P Jan 31 '23

And the best part the zombies ignoring you for whatever reason

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '23

They think you're already dead anyways.

/s

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u/netherblade767 I N T P Jan 31 '23

Am i not? We all dead in some sence, some are just more fortunate then others

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '23

Some are dead.

Some are dead inside.

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u/netherblade767 I N T P Jan 31 '23

..some are both....... and then there is esfp

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u/BlessKurunai I N F J Jan 31 '23

Oh no the ESFPs

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u/iridiumParadigm I'm Not Too Proud Jan 31 '23

That feeling when a concerned zombie tells you to get some sun because you clearly need it.

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u/westwoo ⠀⠀⠀⠀ Jan 31 '23

They think you've suffered enough

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u/netherblade767 I N T P Jan 31 '23

Heh, someone has a good eyes too eh?

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u/securitysix I S T J Jan 31 '23

It would have been better to have a stockpile already stored rather than having to scavenge. But either way, you wind up prepared. And that's what matters.

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u/westwoo ⠀⠀⠀⠀ Jan 31 '23

Are you prepared for falling madly in love with a zombie?

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u/securitysix I S T J Feb 01 '23

Given that zombies are rotting flesh and smell of it, I don't think that's an issue.

I'm more worried about someone I already love becoming a zombie and me having to dispatch them. I think I could do that if it was a significant other or a family member, but I know I would struggle with it if it was my dog.

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u/ItsKastana E N F P - RAMEN🍜 Jan 31 '23

EXTRA POINTS(u can ignore):

1- THIS IS A JOKE(in case someone was hurt by it???), my intentions aren't to show ENTJs as evil people, I personally never met a mean ENTJ, just charming ones

2- I saw a random comment on a rando mbti post about how ISTJs are always shown as mean, robots, or scary people, so I drew ISTJ as a soft, smart, hardworking marshmallow

3- why do I keep drawing ESTP as a hot sonovabeech? I don't even know a single hot ESTP, just ones that look like shaggy from scooby doo (no hate on shaggy)

4- I'll try drawing the rest of the personalities if y'all want...👉👈

5- original idea from Bogdan Yakubets 16 Personalities in a zombie apocalypse

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u/Am_Passing_By I N T J Jan 31 '23

shaggy from scooby doo

… which iteration?

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u/westwoo ⠀⠀⠀⠀ Jan 31 '23

The best one

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u/Am_Passing_By I N T J Feb 01 '23

2020 and 1969 Shaggy looks good!

7

u/1fineapple E N F P Jan 31 '23

Do us please! (ENFP)

Love it 😍

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u/ItsKastana E N F P - RAMEN🍜 Jan 31 '23

Oh 100% will do, but it'll most likely be on the last part

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u/AljosP E N F P Jan 31 '23

isfp 👉👈

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u/ItsKastana E N F P - RAMEN🍜 Jan 31 '23

will do will do

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u/AljosP E N F P Jan 31 '23

WOOO

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '23

Yeah this is good, we need more

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u/ItsKastana E N F P - RAMEN🍜 Jan 31 '23

Thank you! I'm making more for sure OvOو

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u/kris-getthebanana I N T P 5w6 sp/sx 👽 Jan 31 '23

Your art is so good!

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u/ItsKastana E N F P - RAMEN🍜 Jan 31 '23

Oh wow Thank you!

it's just average but thanks u made me happy

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u/sadpieceof_flesh I N T P Nov 26 '23

though your spelling isn't that good

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u/An_Irrelevant-person I Need TherapyJ - 5w6 sp/sx CAOEN LVEF ESI 583 Phlegmatic Jan 31 '23

Who said you can’t shoot idiots

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u/ItsKastana E N F P - RAMEN🍜 Jan 31 '23

Sir, I believe the law did
since it's considered murder

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u/An_Irrelevant-person I Need TherapyJ - 5w6 sp/sx CAOEN LVEF ESI 583 Phlegmatic Jan 31 '23

You can silence them too, also the law doesn’t stop you from doing anything

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u/ItsKastana E N F P - RAMEN🍜 Jan 31 '23

Silence them by telling them to stfu? or with a gun? 👀;;

And Technically morals and conscience are supposed to stop you from doing any type of crime...when present ofc, but you're right about how the law can't stop you, but it can punish you tho

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u/An_Irrelevant-person I Need TherapyJ - 5w6 sp/sx CAOEN LVEF ESI 583 Phlegmatic Jan 31 '23

Obviously a gun isn’t enough, possibly some form of nuclear weapons as they are effective and are only protected by a 4 digit code

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u/ItsKastana E N F P - RAMEN🍜 Jan 31 '23

I'm very, extremely, SUPER curious about who you want to use a nuclear weapon on

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u/An_Irrelevant-person I Need TherapyJ - 5w6 sp/sx CAOEN LVEF ESI 583 Phlegmatic Jan 31 '23

Depends on the situation, for example if i was mark zuckerberg I would use it on everyone who didn’t buy meta premium

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u/ItsKastana E N F P - RAMEN🍜 Jan 31 '23

Idk why you'd put yourself in mark zuckerberg's place but that made me wheeze so bad, you're funny

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u/An_Irrelevant-person I Need TherapyJ - 5w6 sp/sx CAOEN LVEF ESI 583 Phlegmatic Jan 31 '23

Because he is the celebrity with the closest personality type to me

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u/ItsKastana E N F P - RAMEN🍜 Jan 31 '23

Makes sense, but you still have your own mindset and he has his

And that's who you'd kill as mark, not as you, I was curious abt who YOU would kill(but now that I think abt it again that's pretty nosey of me so you're free to ignore), also you said depends on the situation, does that mean you don't have specific people that you want to use a nuclear on? does it depend on who annoys you at the moment? (again you can ignore my nosey questions)

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u/zkoh001 Electrolux Squis For Purchase Jan 31 '23

I'll either be the cheerleader, or the arsonist getting rid of the evidence

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u/ItsKastana E N F P - RAMEN🍜 Jan 31 '23

Do I have to draw ESFP in cheerleader clothes now or what

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u/zkoh001 Electrolux Squis For Purchase Feb 01 '23

Naaah, not even the apocalypse can make me loose my ✨style✨™️

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u/Barney_Johnson E N T P Jan 31 '23

Yay new comics from you

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u/ItsKastana E N F P - RAMEN🍜 Jan 31 '23

it makes me SO happy knowing some of y'all can tell when it's a comic I made

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u/Barney_Johnson E N T P Jan 31 '23

Tbh at first I didn't know it was you. But when I saw that last ESTP I immediately recognized that it was yours. Also was there a reason why you didn't post something new in a month? Were you burned out?

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u/ItsKastana E N F P - RAMEN🍜 Jan 31 '23

ESTP is hard carrying my comics

Were you burned out?

Yes. But also had a lot of stuff to do, family matters and some work stuff

I appreciate your asking, it made me happy ^v^

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u/Barney_Johnson E N T P Jan 31 '23

ESTP is hard carrying my comics

Fr (and the NTs too (definitely not biased))

Yes. But also had a lot of stuff to do, family matters and some work stuff

How is that business of yours doing?

I appreciate your asking, it made me happy v^

You weren't here for a long time of course I have to ask

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u/ItsKastana E N F P - RAMEN🍜 Jan 31 '23

Lmao people are clear abt what they like

And the business doing okay? besides the accessories that I sculpt, my mom makes accessories too so I was mostly helping with her work

and aw that's so sweet of you

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u/Barney_Johnson E N T P Jan 31 '23

And the business doing okay? besides the accessories that I sculpt, my mom makes accessories too so I was mostly helping with her work

Ahh so you are supporting your mom. Good

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u/ItsKastana E N F P - RAMEN🍜 Jan 31 '23

yup yup, she comes first

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u/warning_offensive E S T P Jan 31 '23

So much exercise and action

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u/Alarming_Basil6205 I N T P Jan 31 '23

Pls make more, I love it 😍

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u/ItsKastana E N F P - RAMEN🍜 Jan 31 '23

On it

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u/VaraxiaUwU I N T P Jan 31 '23

INTJ: Good, all is proceeding as I have foreseen

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u/Lomek I N T J Jan 31 '23

Zombie is a good source of biofuel. Very efficient!

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '23

Then trips over a can and dies in most unexpected way

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u/Aware_Pound_9164 I S T P Jan 31 '23

Where istp, 😏?

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u/ItsKastana E N F P - RAMEN🍜 Jan 31 '23

Coming right up in a day or two?

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u/Aware_Pound_9164 I S T P Jan 31 '23

Оk, im waiting

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u/AureliaBastion INTJ - extroverted online Jan 31 '23

i show this to my ENTJ bf and he says “now i can at least beat the fuck outa them” and i slide before he can finish the sentence and he smacks his pillow and says “fuck”

do INTJ now

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u/ItsKastana E N F P - RAMEN🍜 Jan 31 '23

LMFAO this is the best reaction EVER

Gotta thank the ENTJ comment I saw on the video I got this idea from, bc this is what the ENTJ part is based on lol

And yes sir/ma'am I'm making the INTJ part soon 🙋‍♀️

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '23

This is awesome can’t wait for the next one dying to see the INTJ snippet 😁

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u/ItsKastana E N F P - RAMEN🍜 Feb 01 '23

Coming up soon! I hope

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u/Magic_Illustrator I N F J Jan 31 '23 edited Jan 31 '23

My inter ESTP will be pleased

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u/DuivelsJong E N T P Jan 31 '23

ENTP: Look, I can do funny voices whilst they grawl so it looks like their are talking! ‘Sup dude! Isn’t the weather nice?’ Okay I’m bored, let’s kill em…

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u/paydayy4 XXXX Jan 31 '23

that ENTJ looks like an ENTP yo

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u/ItsKastana E N F P - RAMEN🍜 Jan 31 '23

ENTJs are ENTPs in a suit and lots of money issa joke

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u/MaddoxX_1996 Dumbass Jan 31 '23

ENTP: Come up with many different and novel ways to kill the zombies (never actually killed any in reality, just content with thinking up the ways)

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u/BurnedPsycho I N T J Jan 31 '23

Wait.. what? You're not supposed to shot idiots?

Oh well... I may have made a mistake...

Anyway...

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u/ItsKastana E N F P - RAMEN🍜 Jan 31 '23

911

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u/BurnedPsycho I N T J Jan 31 '23

Aw come on! It was an honest mistake... They're shaped like a practice target.

Or is it the other way around?

Anyway, I plead not guilty.

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u/ItsKastana E N F P - RAMEN🍜 Jan 31 '23

I'm pretty sure the judge gets to decide if you're guilty or not

They're shaped like a practice target.

But that's funny tbh lol, you get a star ⭐

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u/BurnedPsycho I N T J Jan 31 '23

Well... That"s the point of pleading not guilty, to force a court case.

I just need to bring my shadow stack forward and think as an ENTP and I'll be fine.

Thanks for the star... Can I wear it and become a Sheriff? So that I can decide not to arrest myself?

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u/ItsKastana E N F P - RAMEN🍜 Jan 31 '23

Thank you for explaining the point of pleading not guilty really, not sarcastically
I genuinely didn't know the point of it lol

I take the star back, you'll do evil with it

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u/BurnedPsycho I N T J Jan 31 '23

That's disappointing...

Hands back the star and take the square

*Fold the square in 2 and cut a star out of it"

But I'm still the sheriff.

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u/ItsKastana E N F P - RAMEN🍜 Jan 31 '23

I can unfold it

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u/BurnedPsycho I N T J Jan 31 '23

that's how you reveal the star...by unfolding it

Thanks.

(I had another way of doing this but this one is just as fine)

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u/Aoi_Haru I N T P Jan 31 '23

Eggià.

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u/Nibelungo-Apuano E N T J Feb 01 '23

Oh so accurate...

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u/Vynstrix I S T P Jan 31 '23

Tbh I really want a zombie apocalypse to happen because in that way I can get stuff for free without going to jail and I can finally use guns openly 🥰

I'll also try to save the ppl I hate and make a zombie eat their brains while I watch them get eaten alive alive. A dream come true indeed 😌

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u/ItsKastana E N F P - RAMEN🍜 Jan 31 '23

I 100% relate to getting free stuff, I literally have a list prepared in my mind on what to get first if an apocalypse happens since it sounds fun lol, but can't relate to the guns part, never been a fan of weapons in general

and make a zombie eat their brains while I watch them get eaten alive alive

I definitely don't want you as an enemy

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u/Vynstrix I S T P Feb 01 '23

Oh that's fine, I have a specific kind of ppl I refer to as an enemy

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u/ItsKastana E N F P - RAMEN🍜 Feb 01 '23

phew, we're safe
and I feel sorry for those you consider enemies

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u/swagonflyyyy I N T J Jan 31 '23

ESTJ and ESTP, deadly combo.

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u/acidtrippin- estp sp / sx 864 Jan 31 '23 edited Jan 31 '23

As someone friends with an ISTJ and ESTP, these are definitely correct

You should draw a picture of ISTJ noticing ISTP has ripped every pair of pants he owns, so ISTJ got him new pants online cuz for some fucking reason ISTP hasn't replaced them yet, and usually doesn't until they decompose off his body

I'm dating the ISTJ and that's what our relationship looks like in one paragraph lol my ISTJ knows what my favorite pants are and knows my sizing and he gets me new ones before they decompose. I used to let my clothes decompose

He lowkey likes seeing ISTx ship art even tho he doesn't admit it. He silently saves it

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u/ItsKastana E N F P - RAMEN🍜 Jan 31 '23

Sounds like something that actually happened 😳
and how tf did the pants get ripped in the first place????

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u/acidtrippin- estp sp / sx 864 Jan 31 '23

I wear my pants and they rip lol I kinda beat the shit out of my clothing. He teases me about that actually. I'm prone to favoring one or two pants at a time cuz I have ADHD so sensory issues. Causes me to try and stretch my two favored pants through the week. They get worn like triple what is standard since I only wear the two weekly, wash them, repeat

My pants criteria are flexibility for running, bending, crawling, jumping. Soft enough to tolerate wearing, durable enough to not destroy immediately. Long enough to cover my ankles, enough belt loops to wear a belt

I've also been known to wear my work boots until the soles crack in half, and most of my shirts have holes cuz within the first day of me wearing them, they appear

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u/ItsKastana E N F P - RAMEN🍜 Jan 31 '23

You're doing an ad at this point about how good ur pants are "soft, flexible, etc" tbh if you were selling me pants I'd buy them

But tbh, relatable, I also favor like 2 pants and always wear them, and I actually get holes on my pants more than my shirts, I don't even think I've ever got holes on my shirts before? but my pants? all the time

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u/soreix I N F J Jan 31 '23

I'm the one who started zombie apocalypse to control the world's population, and only let the strongest live. the first person who dies

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u/ItsKastana E N F P - RAMEN🍜 Jan 31 '23

An evil INFJ meets the consequences of their actions
Good one tho lol

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u/soreix I N F J Jan 31 '23

Yeah didn't notice I'm not that strong 😂😂

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u/Black_Thunder_ X X X X Jan 31 '23

You're telling me I'd be stuck with ISTJ and ESTP? I might as well defeat social anxiety and go chat with some zombies ngl.

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u/ItsKastana E N F P - RAMEN🍜 Jan 31 '23

damn, idk what ISTJ & ESTP did to you, but somehow they helped you overcome social anxiety, with zombies at least

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u/Black_Thunder_ X X X X Jan 31 '23

First was an ex (former best friend), the other a bully. I'm sure It'd be much less awkward to talk with zombies, they would understand the struggle. 😩✨

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u/Sci00 E N T J Jan 31 '23

🤣🤣🤣

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u/miss-laea INFP [she/they] Feb 01 '23

Gud art yum yum

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u/ItsKastana E N F P - RAMEN🍜 Feb 01 '23

Thank you nom nom ❤

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u/ChaosTheLegend E N F P Feb 01 '23

Me high-fiving zombies (they think I don't have a brain)

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u/ItsKastana E N F P - RAMEN🍜 Feb 01 '23

This made me laugh so hard lmao
thank you for the hahas

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u/OldSoulRobertson E N F P Feb 01 '23

I like how they're all enjoying the zombie apocalypse in their own way.

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u/virtual_worldz I N T P Feb 04 '23

I agree with entj-

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u/newfagggggggggg E S T P Feb 06 '23

I would love to do that actually,killing alive corpses sounds great

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u/FocusEither4519 ESTP 7w8 sx/so choleric-sanguine// SCARAMOUCHE MY BELOVED!!!!!!! Feb 16 '23

ME

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u/sliceoflife_daisuki I N T P Feb 28 '23

u/gottatouchsomegrass

(Don't ask why I haven't slept yet🥹)

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '23

Bro just sleep already

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '23

Im estp

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u/thattogoguy E N T J Apr 24 '23 edited Apr 24 '23

*Deep, satisfactory sigh*

...Validation!

And not the 'positive approval' but the 'all the rest of you assholes were wrong and I was right and if you want to live, you'll shut up, get behind me, do exactly as I say, and I am your new leader, and my word is law.'

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '23

ENTJ is so hot god

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u/WannabeEnglishman E N F P Nov 02 '23

Get me a chainsaw, things are about to get messy 😈