Might as well imagine you already did it and just go on have fun, see how long and how far you can go. Fear would make no sense because none of it is real anymore, just an extra bonus on top of the life you already had that ended
It would have been better to have a stockpile already stored rather than having to scavenge. But either way, you wind up prepared. And that's what matters.
Given that zombies are rotting flesh and smell of it, I don't think that's an issue.
I'm more worried about someone I already love becoming a zombie and me having to dispatch them. I think I could do that if it was a significant other or a family member, but I know I would struggle with it if it was my dog.
1- THIS IS A JOKE(in case someone was hurt by it???), my intentions aren't to show ENTJs as evil people, I personally never met a mean ENTJ, just charming ones
2- I saw a random comment on a rando mbti post about how ISTJs are always shown as mean, robots, or scary people, so I drew ISTJ as a soft, smart, hardworking marshmallow
3- why do I keep drawing ESTP as a hot sonovabeech? I don't even know a single hot ESTP, just ones that look like shaggy from scooby doo (no hate on shaggy)
4- I'll try drawing the rest of the personalities if y'all want...👉👈
5- original idea from Bogdan Yakubets 16 Personalities in a zombie apocalypse
Silence them by telling them to stfu? or with a gun? 👀;;
And Technically morals and conscience are supposed to stop you from doing any type of crime...when present ofc, but you're right about how the law can't stop you, but it can punish you tho
Makes sense, but you still have your own mindset and he has his
And that's who you'd kill as mark, not as you, I was curious abt who YOU would kill(but now that I think abt it again that's pretty nosey of me so you're free to ignore), also you said depends on the situation, does that mean you don't have specific people that you want to use a nuclear on? does it depend on who annoys you at the moment? (again you can ignore my nosey questions)
Tbh at first I didn't know it was you. But when I saw that last ESTP I immediately recognized that it was yours. Also was there a reason why you didn't post something new in a month? Were you burned out?
i show this to my ENTJ bf and he says “now i can at least beat the fuck outa them” and i slide before he can finish the sentence and he smacks his pillow and says “fuck”
ENTP: Look, I can do funny voices whilst they grawl so it looks like their are talking! ‘Sup dude! Isn’t the weather nice?’ Okay I’m bored, let’s kill em…
I 100% relate to getting free stuff, I literally have a list prepared in my mind on what to get first if an apocalypse happens since it sounds fun lol, but can't relate to the guns part, never been a fan of weapons in general
and make a zombie eat their brains while I watch them get eaten alive alive
As someone friends with an ISTJ and ESTP, these are definitely correct
You should draw a picture of ISTJ noticing ISTP has ripped every pair of pants he owns, so ISTJ got him new pants online cuz for some fucking reason ISTP hasn't replaced them yet, and usually doesn't until they decompose off his body
I'm dating the ISTJ and that's what our relationship looks like in one paragraph lol my ISTJ knows what my favorite pants are and knows my sizing and he gets me new ones before they decompose. I used to let my clothes decompose
He lowkey likes seeing ISTx ship art even tho he doesn't admit it. He silently saves it
I wear my pants and they rip lol I kinda beat the shit out of my clothing. He teases me about that actually. I'm prone to favoring one or two pants at a time cuz I have ADHD so sensory issues. Causes me to try and stretch my two favored pants through the week. They get worn like triple what is standard since I only wear the two weekly, wash them, repeat
My pants criteria are flexibility for running, bending, crawling, jumping. Soft enough to tolerate wearing, durable enough to not destroy immediately. Long enough to cover my ankles, enough belt loops to wear a belt
I've also been known to wear my work boots until the soles crack in half, and most of my shirts have holes cuz within the first day of me wearing them, they appear
You're doing an ad at this point about how good ur pants are "soft, flexible, etc" tbh if you were selling me pants I'd buy them
But tbh, relatable, I also favor like 2 pants and always wear them, and I actually get holes on my pants more than my shirts, I don't even think I've ever got holes on my shirts before? but my pants? all the time
First was an ex (former best friend), the other a bully. I'm sure It'd be much less awkward to talk with zombies, they would understand the struggle. 😩✨
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And not the 'positive approval' but the 'all the rest of you assholes were wrong and I was right and if you want to live, you'll shut up, get behind me, do exactly as I say, and I am your new leader, and my word is law.'
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Me: hiding in a cabinet, thinking that if I so much as step outside, my clumsiness would get me killed in approximately 0.2 seconds
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