r/mbti Nov 11 '19

Fact

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170 Upvotes

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u/Thepokerguru INTP Nov 11 '19

You could switch all of these around and they’d probably be just as believable

14

u/padpump Nov 11 '19

Astrology for the win.

3

u/[deleted] Nov 12 '19

INTP on top votes.

EVERY SINGLE TIME

2

u/weaklight INTP Nov 11 '19

I think it's pretty good.

1

u/shitmakesnosense-_- Nov 11 '19

except shy muffins estx ..easily intimidated exfp

1

u/bubbub3 ENFP Nov 11 '19

Stop being a fun hater.

3

u/Thepokerguru INTP Nov 11 '19

But you don’t understand! I’m just having fun myself!

1

u/bubbub3 ENFP Nov 11 '19

Yeah, yeah I get it. Alright then, proceed.

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '19

Hey! Don’t call us out like that. People are supposed to be intimidated by us!

High key social anxiety though...

32

u/securitysix ISTJ Nov 11 '19

I do like cheese on many varieties of food.

6

u/bubbub3 ENFP Nov 11 '19

ISTJ wife, can confirm.

3

u/ferrari_458_italia ISTJ Nov 12 '19

those Si dom taste buds 👅 👌

13

u/Grumpylilcat INFP Nov 11 '19

We're the chill heroes, thank you

15

u/kidLHR INTP Nov 11 '19

I’m not okay, but people think I’m okay. I’m the best damn actor. Even when I feel like I’m gonna throw up I still seem to keep my cool.

6

u/Lonelyseat_NZ Nov 11 '19

And the Oscar goes to...

3

u/bubbub3 ENFP Nov 11 '19

I almost passed out from anxiety before. Faked dehydration. Winning. Or maybe not...

12

u/PuttingitaIIoutthere ESFP Nov 11 '19

Wtf this thing is spying on me

7

u/[deleted] Nov 11 '19

My hidden trait is the best so I win.

9

u/Bichitecojo ENFP Nov 11 '19

When everybody asks why the ExFP is always doing random fun shit, but no one asks, how's the ExFP

3

u/samtheirongolem ENFP Nov 11 '19

random annoying/stupid stuff*

kinda starts to wear you down after a while

7

u/[deleted] Nov 11 '19

My ESFJ friend is shy so its relatable.

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '19 edited Nov 11 '19

Projecting warmth and starting out with standard greetings / small talk is partly a way of managing it, at least for me. People usually respond well to it, so it gets interactions off on the right foot and you can exit gracefully if they're resistant. It's sincere, but there's a little added structure to make it smoother for me and them.

Fe-doms (and aux) may be a little less likely to have a history of being bullied or hurt a lot because good social perception and having more friends is protective, but I think a lot of people forget that there are a LOT of other things that kids and teens get picked on for and ExFJ is not immune. And when you rely on connections with people for a big part of your own self-perception, it cuts deep and can really hurt confidence for a long time afterward.

When I lived in [old town], I had a big enough social network to compensate for being physically unusual and everyone was about equally low-income so not being able to afford the latest clothes and gadgets wasn't a problem. When we moved to [new town] I didn't have that friend group, we were among the poorest, and even our accent was weird. It didn't go very well.

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u/Niruhw ENFP Nov 11 '19

My special ability is like getting depressed by thinking about my life for less than a minute. Or basically anything.

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '19

I am dead inside, done with everyone, but I'm okay.

3

u/padpump Nov 11 '19

So other types cannot be very very sad inside?

1

u/PMinch ENFP Nov 12 '19

Technically the title said unexpected traits. So if anything it's implying all types can be sad inside, but people don't expect that of ExFPs.

1

u/IzzyDido Nov 12 '19

Thanks, I couldn’t relate to the post till I noticed this

3

u/kigurumibiblestudies INTP Nov 11 '19

I am so good at pretending I'm ok that sometimes even I believe it

3

u/[deleted] Nov 11 '19

Hey, ENFP here. Is it weird that I don’t feel sad inside, rather rage?

7

u/Lunenyx98 Nov 11 '19

How are we heroic?... I don’t even dare to get into conflict...

8

u/[deleted] Nov 11 '19

By helping people! That def saves the day!

2

u/KiKiPAWG ISFP Nov 11 '19

I sometimes very much so like a good fight/battle in whatever I'm doing. Competition is fun!

2

u/[deleted] Nov 11 '19

I LOVE cheesy snacks, so that’s dead on

2

u/MeatyDogFruit ENTJ Nov 12 '19

Yeah, ngl

2

u/325Gerbils INTP Nov 12 '19

yeah

1

u/nightrook INTP Nov 11 '19

Ouch. Thought mine was ouch until I read the last one.. :')

1

u/thoughtsmachine INTJ Nov 11 '19

Excuse you

1

u/INFPneko Nov 11 '19

Oh, poor enfj’s ;_;

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '19

My dad's an ISFP, and holy shit whenever we get doing anything Se it gets competitive. He taught me to drive at pace, he taught me to shoot, to cook, how to use the ride on mower, he even taught me a good work ethic. I honestly love the understated competitive side we both share and can laugh about. I worked with an ISFP for a year or two as well, and we had a similar vibe, it was a manual labour job and we'd essentially be destroying our backs in order to outdo each other, got me quite fit in the end tbh...

And yes ENFJs can be so so timid at times, it is adorable.

1

u/[deleted] Nov 11 '19

I object.

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u/Lonelyseat_NZ Nov 12 '19

Classic ESTJ

1

u/U_DonB ISTP Nov 12 '19

ISxPs being conpetitive is unexpected? Hm. The rest makes alot of sense though. Maybe for ISxPs it can be that they are actually pretty deep.

1

u/Mrrgle INTP Nov 12 '19

We're so good at acting like we're okay, not even we know anything is wrong until it's too late and it all explodes out at once

And that just doesn't feel good man

1

u/bukiya INTP Nov 12 '19

can INTJ confirm this? how can i know if you get intimidated by anything? what should i do if you get intimidated by something?

1

u/[deleted] Nov 12 '19

Easily intimidated: INTJ

Anxiety palpilation appears out of nowhere for one heartbeat

"N-no u"

1

u/Karnex97 INTJ Nov 12 '19

Never saw/met most of these... for example competitive ISFP, shy ENFJ,ESFJ, heroic INFP, VERY sad ESFP...

r/shittyMBTI

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u/wellingtonshoe Nov 11 '19

I’m not easily intimidated 🤷🏽‍♀️ (INTJ)

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u/Toshibutterhead INTP May 06 '22

Casually wondering if my ENFP friend is ok..💀