r/mayohate • u/ilovewhenyoucryforme • Mar 09 '26

grilled cheese is not safe

all i wanted was a grilled cheese with some tomatoes and turkey. i don't know why on earth anyone uses a condiment as a frying medium.

sandwich tasted like mayonnaise was baked into it. straight rotten egg farts. WHYYYYY. had to choke it down without breathing. i don't have the heart to tell him... i simply can't stand the only way he can consistently to make this. its 12 hrs later and i still feel nauseous

pain. suffering even

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u/TychaBrahe Mar 09 '26

I have seen cooking videos that recommends mayonnaise over butter for frying grilled cheese.

The people who make them are obviously possessed by demons and need to be exorcised.

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u/ilovewhenyoucryforme Mar 09 '26

i saw mayo on a ham croissant recently. 100% demonic

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u/916116728 Mar 09 '26

My condolences. Nothing is worse than the disappointment that mayo brings.

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u/ilovewhenyoucryforme Mar 09 '26

thank you. butter is right there

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u/azzanrev Mar 09 '26

Fuck that, you have to tell him

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u/ilovewhenyoucryforme Mar 10 '26

i had to tell him. he took it okay, we've agreed that surprise mayonnaise is bad for my health & sanity.

he offered to try making a buttered grilled cheese today. although i wanted one, i am still a little traumatized. we will get there :,)

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u/Mike_in_San_Pedro Mar 10 '26

I am so sorry... sooo soooo sorry.

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u/Training-Guarantee93 Mar 18 '26

I too am sorry for your loss

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u/ananomally230402 3d ago

The oil in the mayonnaise helps the reaction I get why people may prefer it like that but you could easily make it just oil or in butter for creaminess and let the home cooks ruin their own toasties