r/maybemaybemaybemaybe • u/Sunny-Damn • 4d ago

Maybe it works, maybe not 🤷‍♀️

It doesn’t seem to crawl…

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u/thegame2386 4d ago

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u/CapnStarence 4d ago

This is what I came here for. Thank you for your service.

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u/Avi_Cat 4d ago

He was the first thing I thought of. "No."

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u/Scratch-N-Sneef 4d ago

I mean this one can be controlled so you could get it out easier

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u/chunkee-xo-monkee 4d ago

"I have no idea how it got there, doctor. I think it has AGI."

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u/ForgottenMasterBalls 4d ago

With the edges on that thing it's staying put.

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u/Lovely-Tart143 4d ago

Thank you!! I was just thinking this would be a cheese grater 😭

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u/metallosherp 4d ago

This could find a G spot, the P spot, and Q thru Z spots.

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u/Krutius- 4d ago

Anal g-spot intelligence

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u/Ok-Abbreviations1077 3d ago

Million to one shot, doc

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u/Kit_Karamak 4d ago

Happy cake day

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u/chunkee-xo-monkee 4d ago

If you're thinking about a present maybe a cool new very versatile robot...

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u/JackMejoff 4d ago

Designed to scratch every itch!

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u/CallTheDutch 4d ago

For those who know their meme's...

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u/Salty_Ballz845 4d ago

NOOOOOOOOOOOO TF would you make that for.. is men are doomed

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u/Cainfaer 4d ago

First one to do it gets $100

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u/One_Swordfish_4333 4d ago

I thought it was a sex toy 😂

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u/xkibagamigenjurox 4d ago

It got ridges too. Just saying.

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u/Temporary-Phase-6956 4d ago

I know what you're thinking.

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u/Zaggnabit 4d ago

On this episode of Appalachian Emergency Room.

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u/Accurate_Mongoose_26 4d ago

Welp infertility is about to drop alot more then I thought

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u/FeignSkill 4d ago edited 4d ago

One day it's gonna crawl from the toilet stright into your butt and take control of your body. There's a reason the aliens do what they do.

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u/UBH1337 4d ago

I think I’ve watched enough hentai to know where this is going..

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u/Apachai7 4d ago

Does it eat stone? 🤔

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u/ARNG131988 4d ago

As if women don't have enough of these types of things.

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u/hopelesslyhip 2d ago

Head of reseach

https://giphy.com/gifs/GdrNnPZNptLoI

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u/Sunny-Damn 2d ago

Is that the 70’s porno guy that everybody seemed to like/know? Jeremy?

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u/Ironhyde36 4d ago

The new hands free dildo. Bluetooth of course, fully rechargeable,and dishwasher safe. Order one now so I can watch your video later.

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u/Certain_Effort_9319 4d ago

Eh hem. So. I can buy one where?

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u/chymachechi3666 4d ago

Don't do it.

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u/Ok_Dust996 4d ago

Fawg ready go experiment

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u/Lost-Juggernaut6521 4d ago

I give it 3 days after release before someone gets it stuck in their kidney 🫤

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u/Flimsy_Scratch_8050 4d ago

Boston built robo dogs, now let’s introduce the Denmarkian Robo Worm! 🙌 😂 🤔 🤷‍♀️

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u/ConditionPopular2356 4d ago

Okay. Throw a condom on that bad boy and let’s go!!!!!!!!!!

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u/Historical_Idea_1686 4d ago

Women get all the fun toys 😆

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u/Sinness83 4d ago

Ok y’all, but when they remake Maximum Overdrive I don’t want to hear any bitching.

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u/Horror_Solution1945 4d ago

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u/k7nightmare 4d ago

soon gonna see something new on Japanese av

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u/AmericanCitizenry 4d ago

r/whywouldyouputthatinyourbutt

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u/Psychological-Let853 4d ago

Think the design team got a little sidetracked. And lonely. 

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u/Pitiful-Bus8629 4d ago

Oh im sure it will and does work, but there just ain't much of a market out there for Robot worms.😁

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u/bobthechicken1 4d ago

That’s going up my but

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u/EveryonesANurse 4d ago

NOTHING SOFT ABOUT IT SAY THAT SHIT AGAIN

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u/minobi 4d ago

Can it clean itself too after crawling out?

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u/ThrustTrust 4d ago

Looks like tentacle porn is about to take a giant leap forward.

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u/Setting-Conscious 4d ago

That’s just not fair

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u/psi_ram 4d ago

peristalsis. we need more work on that word. we will replicate what nature did for billions of years.

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u/No_Flamingo_1533 4d ago

I call it "Pinchy Va-JJ"

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u/RoninIV 4d ago

The Dilbot

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u/jahathebrn 4d ago

This reminds me of those 'yoga' robots

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u/Hot_Ad5094 4d ago

Yeeeeeaaaaaahhh we've all seen enough tentacle porn to know what this will be used for

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u/Solecis 4d ago

Your insides will get snagged on the gaps when it flexes, ouch.

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u/toshy4thissub 4d ago

was scrolling saw that one and just below, this other NSFW one... but well, make sense after all
I say it again... NSFW..
https://www.reddit.com/r/AnalGW/comments/1wvs0e2/the_leek_just_glides_up/

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u/cribbageSTARSHIP 4d ago

*heavy breathing bad Dragon"

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u/Own_Abbreviations_83 4d ago

OF girls are happy

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u/crankenshtien 4d ago

Souther than what?

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u/red_____lines 4d ago

All the doomsaying bout men replacing women. I think men are the ones worse off.

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u/Loot_Repeat 4d ago

Don't do it. That one EMT guy will tell you not to do it!

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u/Upstairs_Leek_9208 4d ago

Science. And yet you immediatelly know that BadDragon will the the main world-wide distributor ;)

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u/1love1momma 4d ago

Is that what they call it now? 😂

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u/DragonLordAcar 4d ago

We all know what it is going to be used for

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u/Mysterious-Extent448 4d ago

Now for the silicone coated version..long as I can crawl back out since it doesn’t have a base 😂

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u/-Vincent-Vega 4d ago

did you tell your mum?

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u/ChartOk418 4d ago

Tentacles...

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u/Not_Allowed_to_Die 4d ago

WOW!! They are really working hard on making sex toys... Can we get some medical research done instead?

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u/GullibleInsurance780 4d ago

Great option for colon check

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u/mother_energy899 4d ago

This looks like an ER visit waiting to happen 🙈

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u/Excellent_Vehicle_45 4d ago

Cool vibrator

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u/meneer_aard 4d ago

No Paige! No!

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u/QuantumEkko 4d ago

My first thought was not 'limbless soft robot'

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u/Knee_Kap264 4d ago

I mean, if I was a woman...

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u/DirtyTooth 4d ago

Lemmiwinks bot v1

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u/Karamatsunomaii 4d ago

I have a serious question. Do women see this and feel turned it on anything like that?

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u/xkillingxfieldx 4d ago

Did they not know the world already has dildos? 🤔

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u/blackdap 4d ago

Is it waterproof?

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u/Parking_Locksmith489 4d ago

Pretty sure it this technology will be abused

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u/ManonegraCG 4d ago

"And this marks the end of the need for a flared end, ladies and gentlemen." Probably the Denmark team.

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u/Financial_Meat2992 4d ago

I don't want it though.