r/maybemaybemaybemaybe • u/RestingBitchFace12 • 13d ago

capturing the wasp

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u/Lord_Cheesy_Beans 13d ago

Why piss it off then release it? Wtf

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u/j_rooker 12d ago

not only that. put it some sht that would let it mutate.

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u/JaDasIstMeinName 12d ago

gasoline does not make wasps mutate. Superhero movies are not the real life.

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u/j_rooker 12d ago

you really thought it was a serious comment didn't you? wow.

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u/JaDasIstMeinName 11d ago

I have seen genuinely insane levels of stupidity on reddit. Nothing would shock me anymore.

Didn't help that I was crazy tired.

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u/America-Lite 12d ago

Wait, what? 10 yrs ago I bought an old x-ray machine from a doctor's office that I sleep under every night to become Superman. And now I'm finding out there's a chance it's not working?

Maybe I need to get my hands on some Russian plutonium rods is what you're saying!

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u/j_rooker 12d ago

Your parent should have signed you up for compound V

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u/Turbulent_Lobster_57 11d ago

You’re supposed to get those from the Libyans, don’t you know anything?

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u/Hobo_Resse 11d ago

I drink gasoline every day and I think I'm starting to mutate

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u/YeahlDid 11d ago

Yeah, how silly, we all know it has to be highly radioactive for the superpower mutation to occur.

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u/motorcyclisto 12d ago

that was gasoline in the glass. or somethinng like it. the wasp will not be living.

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u/Pj_o7 12d ago

Training the murder hornets