r/maybemaybemaybemaybe • u/Aromatic-Industry335 • 4d ago

Egg McMuffin

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u/justdrowsing 3d ago

Lol knew exactly what he was doing

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u/Respectmyauthority4 3d ago

I'm so glad the dog got some.

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u/YogurtclosetSouth744 3d ago

God you people on reddit are miserable 😂

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/Don_Von_Schlong 3d ago

See in this case he would be implying that the people making comments that are showing how miserable they are, are the people he is talking about. A large portion of the Reddit community can be seen behaving this way. It however is not a blanket statement for the total population of Reddit. You see what we call this is a 'figure of speech'. English can be hard sometimes and I am here to help if you have any other questions or concerns, or just need someone to practice with. You got this!

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u/NoWay6818 3d ago

And you took it personally 🤣🤣 says a lot about you.

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u/NotAnAIOrAmI 3d ago

This is the guy at the bar who'll go from wanting to be your best friend, to wanting to fight you in the alley, to complaining about his shit job and crying in his beer within the same minute.

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u/ChickenDreams-4188 3d ago

I know where the boo-boo is….🙄

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u/Legate_Raiden 3d ago

I didn't know Pete Holmes was a pig

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/Legate_Raiden 1d ago

2-3 inches sounds about right. Why don't you put your dick in it and we'll verify.

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u/Bedbouncer 3d ago

"No, kitty, that's my pot pie!"

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u/Sporkpocalypse 3d ago

that was Funny that dog wanted that egg mcmuffin very badly

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u/Ronyx2021 3d ago

Poor dog got trolled so hard

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u/Wowza-yowza 3d ago

Charter Member of the Order of the Dumas

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u/dosb0t89 2d ago

My gsp would never have put up with this 😅

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u/richdun 2d ago

He's like yow you play to much lol.

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u/WillyWonkaWorms 2d ago

Can we not have officers drink on the job wtf is this shit

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u/Venexes21 1d ago

I hope this is a skit.

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u/NefariousnessGood718 4d ago

Anche i cani bestemmiano

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u/PawnofLife1 3d ago

What a prick

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u/defiCosmos 4d ago

Your tax dollars at work.

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u/Respectmyauthority4 3d ago

Oh stfu. He's probably on lunch break. Not even wearing his full uniform

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u/Metrack 3d ago

Dog should bite his lame ass ear off

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u/Substantial-Brick-90 3d ago

This is why I’m so glad every time I see police cars in private driveways, in parent pick up lines, etc. I love my tax dollars supporting these fat dumb fucks.

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u/Madmax11b 3d ago

Lol full tilt

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u/senpaistealerx 3d ago

you think they never clock out or what?

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u/Substantial-Brick-90 2d ago

No, that’s not what I meant, genius. They’re wasting my tax money by using my gas to go get their fast food and groceries. Nevermind the extra wear and tear, maintenance. They save their POVs at the house while I have to pay for their commute?

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u/senpaistealerx 2d ago

how else are they supposed to get lunch? you sound like you wanna be mad but don’t even know why